Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Puggers]

Jack not realizing he sounds like a severely retarded person who cant control their vocal chords.

Probably just a skill issue.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack not realizing he sounds like a severely retarded person who cant control their vocal chords.

Probably just a skill issue. View attachment 7332611

1. Said without any hint of irony when he has an AI pfp
2. Maybe if he stopped yelling into his iPhone like a pissed off mongoloid it would recognize what he is saying. For all of the fake accessibility features tech companies are pumping out, the speech to text for Windows, and I assume Apple's shit, is actually really good.

 

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2. Maybe if he stopped yelling into his iPhone like a pissed off mongoloid it would recognize what he is saying. For all of the fake accessibility features tech companies are pumping out, the speech to text for Windows, and I assume Apple's shit, is actually really good.

Microsoft, Amazon, Google, Apple, all of their speech recognition works just fine and for the odd word they don't know you just spell it out. I don't even think it's because Fatty yells at his phone like a retard it's probably because the phone can't understand all of his coughs, snorts, gurgles, and farts every couple of syllables in addition to the fact that he can't speak for shit.

"SIRI, show *AHEM* me a pict*snort*ure of *wheeze* beetza with *cough* proni"
"here's a picture of beets and pierogi"
"this voice texting is horrible"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Let’s” — nigga there’s no “us” here.

It’s amazing how little he understands about how the world works.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack thinks that picking people "they" (no clear definition on who "they" are) go after is the best qualification is a smart idea



Stupid Jack thinks he's smart



Jack gives words of wisdom







These dogs would rather be anywhere else




Jack mad about clickbait as though he doesn't use food that doesn't look like his own for thumbnails



Jack still LARPing as a hardworking content creator





Fatty is mad



Schizoposting



Jack posts a creepy AI picture of himself as a baby

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack gives words of wisdom

People who give weight loss advice online should be required to post their height, weight and full body photo before doing so.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

People who give weight loss advice online should be required to post their height, weight and full body photo before doing so.

I'm pretty sure no one want's to see Jack's full body photo, not even Tammy.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You deserve to fail if you listen to Jack on anything.

 

[Pig Cups]

Fatty is mad

Lol @ Jack acting as if the continental breakfast at some shitty hotel is somehow a good thing. They fucking suck.

Nothing worse than the continental breakfast. Stop trying to class it up with the word “breakfast.”

 

[Tiresome]

The best part is a continental breakfast is basically nothing BUT carbs, so Jack's just defending his beloved starch and SHURGURRRR again.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Lol @ Jack acting as if the continental breakfast at some shitty hotel is somehow a good thing. They fucking suck.

Nothing worse than the continental breakfast. Stop trying to class it up with the word “breakfast.”

Eh. It can be quite nice depending on the hotel.

I’ve had the best overnight oats and yogurt parfaits with fresh squeezed orange juice at one recently.


Lol’ing at Jack’s long-kill pet shelter (spoiler: he’s an inmate too)

 

[Marc]

You deserve to fail if you listen to Jack on anything.

Given he doesn't even follow his own absurd "advice" and is constantly failing, this begs the question of whether Jack would fail even harder doing what he pretends to, or is so far into the rut he ate himself into that he is no longer physically or emotionally capable of doing more than playing pretend on Twitter; @ing people as though his AI cartoon pfp of a stroked-out baby is somebody important they should recognize and defer to.

 

[AnOminous]

If it was made with certified kosher ingredients and baked in a kosher oven, yes. There’s a reason a pizza place is usually one of the first kosher eateries to pop up in a new Orthodox community — where, contrary to what Jack claims, most people do NOT have dual US and Israeli citizenship. He was set straight on that BTW and refused to correct the record. Shocker, I know.

Israel does have birthright citizenship, but it's divided into classes. Those born in Israel with at least one Israeli parent are citizens at birth, what in America (and in the Constitution) is called a natural-born citizen.

It would be kind of spergy to go into aliyah but it, while being a birthright, does not automatically make one a citizen. It's an irrevocable right that does not expire, but most American Jews have not taken it.

The U.S. has a very broad birthright citizenship ensconced in the Constitution, where the vast majority of people entitled to it received it at birth.

(Trump doesn't like that and wants to do away with it because he's still butthurt about Obama utterly roasting him years ago. Trump is a faggot. Also he can't do that.)

People who give weight loss advice online should be required to post their height, weight and full body photo before doing so.

If you're shaped like a bowling ball and have like one functional limb because of your incessant mega-strokes, you don't get to give advice to anyone, ever, about anything.

Die, Jack, Die!

Nothing worse than the continental breakfast. Stop trying to class it up with the word “breakfast.”

I'm going to hard disagree. Nothing better than a morning at some cheap motel with a Belgian waffle maker and some mandarin orange slices and a hot cup of coffee.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Israel does have birthright citizenship

Yes but that’s not what Jack said. He said most Jewish-Americans have dual citizenship. He’s a fucking moron.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack thinks that picking people "they" (no clear definition on who "they" are) go after is the best qualification is a smart idea

Ah yes, "they". The group that everybody always says is doing bad stuff but can't be bothered to actually name. It's almost like "they" just means, "people I don't like / agree with".

Or they're just the nebulous "they" when you hear something like, "secrets THEY don't want you to know".

But it's about the speed I'd expect from Fatty.

 

[biggacracka]

Holy shit, faggot baker Dylan Hollis found the proto party cheese salad!

Will post local archive soon

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Ive been away for a few days. Has Jack gone J-woke? He had wisely side-stepped question over his outlook in the past, but with modern-day Jack you never know what he will say, or what trope will become gospel to him. His type of dumb American usually love jews despite rarely encountering them because they have been bamboozled via hijacked religion into thinking that they are Humans Plus. But consistency isn't really their thing.

Or is this a jewish version of amish month?

Jack has been kicked out of 109 Arby's for being an obnoxious boor.

The more that Jack talks about Jews the better it is for everyone really.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack posts a creepy AI picture of himself as a baby

This is cursed in multiple ways.

Also who wants to be known as a lifelong soyface? Sad!

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack posts a creepy AI picture of himself as a baby

This is so uncanny and gross.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Its hilarious how Jack's lies are so paper thin



Meanwhile 3 thumbnails from his last 8 videos were AI