Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Prokhor Zakharov]

This is why I'm afraid of having kids. You never know what's going to come shooting out of those balls. You could get a Mozart or an Andrew Ditch and I'm not willing to play with those odds. Imagine the first half of your life is full of the hope and optimism of every young mans journey into adulthood. You meet a girl you love, marry and get a house. You start a family and have a decent life and then one day......the birth of the creature. Fast forward a couple decades and your home is ruined, the stench of feces everywhere. You son is obsessed with shitting himself and pretends to be autistic and may be a pedophile. You're getting older and weaker and watching the woman you love and spent your life with growing old and frail. Your piece of shit son abuses her. She's slowly beginning to slip away. All while this perverse behemoth wanders the ruins of your home and makes every waking moment a living hell. Poisoning your food, tracking feces everywhere. Over three hundred pounds and waddling around in a soiled diaper while screaming at you and your frail wife about a group home or Paw patrol or some bullshit. Your home is a feces smeared prison. Your the local laughing stock. You're son has disgraced you before the world. At this point Andrew's father is probably envious of poor Janet.

The correction for the gamble regarding kids is that you were allowed to "truncate" the ones that didn't turn out right. There's a reason that our predecessor societies had such a high rate of intentional infanticide. (look it up, I'm not joking).

 

[The Un-Clit]

Very autistic reply. Probably one of the worst I've ever seen on here.

Wait until you are in a position to father your own kids. For both of my daughters it was my private nightmare that what would come out of my wife was a genetic 'snake eyes' roll of the dice and I would have to raise some kind of retard or monster.

It's a damn scary thing having kids. Arguably worse for the woman who risks both their lives in childbirth but a terrifying responsibility you are taking on for the next 20 years as well. I can understand just bowing out. Some don't have the belly for the game is all.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Andy is back in Tonawanda

 

[Moar Krabs]

Andy is back in Tonawanda

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In a perfect world hes only back for the funeral and hes goes back to being the rest of the worlds problem afterwards

 

[JumpingJackFash]

In a perfect world hes only back for the funeral and hes goes back to being the rest of the worlds problem afterwards

In a perfect world Officer Bentley takes Andy out to the countryside after the funeral and returns alone.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Andy is back in Tonawanda

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I already posted that newb.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Andy is back in Tonawanda

I hate everything about this.

 

[pooterino]

I can't even as a thought experiment imagine what it would be like to know that you produced Andy Ditch.

At this point Andrew's father is probably envious of poor Janet.

By this point Tom should have gone to a doctor and told them he's having panic attacks from his nightmare of a son and simply point them to youtube if the docs need any kind of proof. Boom, instant bottle of Ativan or Xanax.

Crush a bunch up and put them in some McDee's or Wendy's you buy for Baby Amdy (a nice big Oreo McFlurry would hide the bitterness perfectly) and wait for the 300 pound monster to drool himself to sleep. Then... the silent pillow (or more realistically just a plain ol' plastic bag which you tie on for 10 minutes then remove later). If getting the Cyclops drunk was good enough for Ulysses, it's good enough for Tom Ditch.

The next morning you just have to call 911 and cry to the heavens that Amdy finally did it, he finally took too many pills like he's threatened a thousand times. He must have gone into the bathroom medicine cabinet and just grabbed whatever he could find!?! Ohhhh Woe is me, screams Tom to the heavens. Then, Andy's fat, shitstained body and all its leg-sours are burned in an industrial furnace and flushed down a toilet so he can be with his beloved shit, forever. Gimme my puzzle pieces, idc. It's true and I wouldn't blame Tom one bit.

 

[Mike Ditch's Poop Stick]

Back to your regularly scheduled posting about "getting muh stuff", the total lack of emotion this man has for his mother.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

Wait until you are in a position to father your own kids. For both of my daughters it was my private nightmare that what would come out of my wife was a genetic 'snake eyes' roll of the dice and I would have to raise some kind of retard or monster.

It's a damn scary thing having kids. Arguably worse for the woman who risks both their lives in childbirth but a terrifying responsibility you are taking on for the next 20 years as well. I can understand just bowing out. Some don't have the belly for the game is all.

I already have.

 

[Moar Krabs]

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Back to your regularly scheduled posting about "getting muh stuff", the total lack of emotion this man has for his mother.

Wait why did he go back if the funeral is tommorow?

 

[Amewsed]

Wait why did he go back if the funeral is tommorow?

He can't be trusted not to fake autism and create an ordeal bc he's not the center of attention.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

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Back to your regularly scheduled posting about "getting muh stuff", the total lack of emotion this man has for his mother.

>calming soaps
You know you could probably sell anything to Andy as long as you imply other autistics use it or it's for meltdowns.
I've heard Miracle Mineral Supplement can help with autism, leg infections and incontinence, Andy. You have to drink a two liter of it though. That burning pain in your insides is your autism being burned away. Coughing up blood is how you know it's working.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

>calming soaps
You know you could probably sell anything to Andy as long as you imply other autistics use it or it's for meltdowns.
I've heard Miracle Mineral Supplement can help with autism, leg infections and incontinence, Andy. You have to drink a two liter of it though. That burning pain in your insides is your autism being burned away. Coughing up blood is how you know it's working.

Honestly, I've never heard about calming soaps. Probably because autists don't use that shit. It feels Andy has a warped vision on what is or isn't an Autist. He's just as bad as those TikTok Fakers. Still doesn't explain why he needs Diapers as most functional adult autists can actually not shit themselves unless they are incontinent.

 

[Amewsed]

Hey Andy,

You're a fake.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

S

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Back to your regularly scheduled posting about "getting muh stuff", the total lack of emotion this man has for his mother.

So... Andy spent the night at the ditch house, then went right back?
I guess the funerals over?
That's a lot of driving for Tom for such a short visit.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

S

So... Andy spent the night at the ditch house, then went right back?
I guess the funerals over?
That's a lot of driving for Tom for such a short visit.

You know damn well Andy ain't giving him gas money either

 

[Armor of God]

Glad to see that this miserable fuck has returned to his lair and is far away from the Ditch household.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Glad to see that this miserable fuck has returned to his lair and is far away from the Ditch household.

its the best case scenario for the family. I was kinda hoping andy would try to record a funeral freakout but I imagine tom and joe kept him on a short leash.

which honestly sounds really good for them. means they aren't putting up with his behavior.

Or andy was legit being good at the funeral. I doubt it, but its... possible?

 

[Bob's Vagene]

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Back to your regularly scheduled posting about "getting muh stuff", the total lack of emotion this man has for his mother.

Everyone should remember, almost everything that comes out of Andy's mouth is a lie. He may be saying this just so people don't call the cops on him. He very well might still be there.