The moment it hits r/Fauxmoi i'm slamming my balls in a bench vice and spinning the screw like a hula hoop till I hear a wet popping crunch because of how much I will be fucking cooming in that moment
If he wasn't as stupid as he is, and better read, or at least more aware of theatre and old school showbiz, he could call them "Daughter" and if called on it, just claim to be talking polari as he is such a cosmopolitan.
My bet is he will let a babygirl slip, which will send the shaniquas into a full on frenzy and likely result in him being accused of sexual harassment en-masse within the hour
I love how they are trying to force him into a humiliation ritual. “Come on, if you aren’t racist just write a 4 paragraph sincere letter about how much you love niggers and pin it forever”
I am thinking of that Simpsons episode in which Homer picks a piece of candy from a babysitters jeans, and winds up being demonized and harassed by a mob of feminists.
These are turbocommie niggerfaggots he is dealing with here. Nothing, absolutely nothing will satisfy them. A normal person would probably accept an apology, but these people will see it as a sign of weakness and cowardice and the pile-on will just get ever larger and more vicious. It absolutely is a humiliation ritual or struggle session.
Either that or the shaniquas start trying to SWAT him, only to be told unsubtly to fuck off by the exasperated dispatchers (who have all received "litigious pig man" training in the last year) leading to them declaring that the Milwaukee PD are in league with the disgusting white racist known as Patty Melt, leading to them protesting outside the precinct and Officer Evans suffering a confusion induced aneurysm in the middle of a cooch-toot session with niki
This is the most restrained I've ever seen him. He's even managed to avoid threatening to sue any black people so far. How he speaks to them says a lot about the potential danger he fears from them vs. the stalker children. Soft bigotry of low expectations, child.
Perhaps experience has taught him he needs to take a more gentle tone with members of the upstanding african american community, either in appeasing the demands and whims of the various black gentlemen lining up to rip ass in his wife's snatch or in luring unsuspecting little black children into the feed funnel of his basement grinder
