Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
SteveGoatman said:
Last time I was in Osaka I walked through the red light district out of curiosity. It was spotlessly clean and felt like a Japanese storage yard with roll up door after roll up door two level storage shed units but instead of moldy furniture and books the units contain whores (one whore and one madam each) sitting there waving you over etc, even if you're very white. It's also, of course, run by the Yakuza who have a clubhouse right in the heart of the neighborhood. So it felt very weirdly safe but also had a very strong "behave yourself" vibe and zero police within its walls. There were also some working girls out in the tourist area for sure but they made it clear there wasn't full service.

So could a random westerner who isn't Crusty Rusty be a sex tourist there? Sure. But could HE do it and get what he actually wants? I seriously doubt it.
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If he tried pulling the shit he does here over there, he'd be coming home with one less finger.
 
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I Hate The Disabled said:
If he tried pulling the shit he does here over there, he'd be coming home with one less finger.
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1000% percent, and that would be him being fortunate. I heard stories of people who didn't know how (or couldn't be bothered) to behave who found themselves getting shoved into a van, bloody/swollen face first, and when the yakuza are the defacto police in that neighborhood, who are you going to complain to? We all know Crusty Rusty loves airing his grievances to authority figures but in that part of the city I would highly advise against it.
 
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SteveGoatman said:
1000% percent, and that would be him being fortunate. I heard stories of people who didn't know how (or couldn't be bothered) to behave who found themselves getting shoved into a van, bloody/swollen face first, and when the yakuza are the defacto police in that neighborhood, who are you going to complain to? We all know Crusty Rusty loves airing his grievances to authority figures but in that part of the city I would highly advise against it.
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One thing in russtoleum's favor, he seems to know how to stick to his lane. He won't leave the high desert, let alone the country. He stays very safe (I suspect he had one really bad experience with a unscheduled whore that left him quite shaken).
 
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Don't want to speculate, but this was posted at about 11 pm last night. Planet Fitness is one of those places thats open 24/7
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
One thing in russtoleum's favor, he seems to know how to stick to his lane. He won't leave the high desert, let alone the country. He stays very safe (I suspect he had one really bad experience with a unscheduled whore that left him quite shaken).
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I think that's more cause Russ is bitchmade which he expresses as an obsession in doing everything in a way he sees as legal. Like he wants to fuck hookers badly but this obsession forces him to only do it in the legal inconvenient way instead of finding a whore on fetlife or literally anywhere in Vegas. 100% his motivation for becoming a lawyer has always been to try and find legal ways to justify doing whatever he actually wants. Which is at least part of the reason he bends over backwards to make dumb illogical legal arguments to justify his bullshit.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
One thing in russtoleum's favor, he seems to know how to stick to his lane. He won't leave the high desert, let alone the country. He stays very safe (I suspect he had one really bad experience with a unscheduled whore that left him quite shaken).
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Was that the one who "almost" pulled bear mace on him because she thought he was a cop?
 
Holy shit, imagining being a mayor or councilor in some nowhere desert town and having to listen to Slurpy address one of your meetings about how you need to force the owners of the abandoned brothel on the outskirts to sell to him and his very real investors so your town can have a thriving sex industry! He probably doesn’t even pitch it in terms of tax base for the town, I’d imagine he probably just slurps out what he thinks is an inspiring speech about these magical places where disabled people can experience true love or whatever. No doubt wearing a suit that doesn’t fit, the fluorescent lighting of Bumfuck Municipal Hall shining off the greasy hair… holy shit bro
 
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