White Smoke Watch 2025

[Crex Crex]

Bless our lord McCheesus Crust.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Vatican gonna get their first mcdonalds soon.

And the Apostolic Palace will be converted into a Buc-ee's

 

[scathefire]

lol there’s a drone flying around St. Peter’s square. I didn’t know that was allowed.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti

harlem

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

On the stream I'm watching:

"The crowd. Goes. Wild."
(Lukewarm applause)

 

[Dana scully]

69? I wish they chosen someone older, if he doesn’t follow an american diet he will probably be there for two decades

 

[Banditotron]

lol there’s a drone flying around St. Peter’s square. I didn’t know that was allowed.

It's probably being flown by Vatican security

 

[2ndBest]

And the Apostolic Palace will be converted into a Buc-ee's

 

[Nothing Is Written]

So he spoke in Spanish, he spoke in Italian, but he didn't speak in English?

He spoke in ecclesiastical Latin.

 

[Squid Diddler]

So far no one has given any reasons other than gay speculation as to whether he's based or pozzed. In fact no one will probably have any idea until he starts talking about stuff

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

I wish The Pope and Catholic Kiwi's well, and hope Leo XIV isn't too progressive.
God bless

 

[Purple Francis]

So this is proof that Agent JD Vance killed the pope and forced the cardinals to elect a American plant, right?

 

[mindlessobserver]

On the stream I'm watching:

"The crowd. Goes. Wild."
(Lukewarm applause)

Shocked crowd. The yanks won again

 

[Justice Tony]

So far no one has given any reasons other than gay speculation as to whether he's based or pozzed. In fact no one will probably have any idea until he starts talking about stuff

He has been presented by most as a moderate. Honestly I'm just glad it's not Tagle. I'm cautiously optimistic.

 

[Breadbassket]

69? I wish they chosen someone older, if he doesn’t follow an american diet he will probably be there for two decades

It's an improvement compared to Francis, who was 76 when he was elected Pope in 2013.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

calling a guy from Chicago "incorruptible" lol

at least it's not the other catholic from Chicago
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I forgot about this. Nick's gloating at a fellow Chiraqi mutt being Pope will be insufferable.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

69? I wish they chosen someone older, if he doesn’t follow an american diet he will probably be there for two decades

 

[Gabilan]

I wish The Pope and Catholic Kiwi's well, and hope Leo XIV isn't too progressive.
God bless
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He seems like he will be another "progresive" but the name Leo gives me hope. Leo XIII was based, one of my favorite popes.

 

[Mr I34]

The seething has already started

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[Gabilan]

The seething has already started

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Please be true, please be true