USA Cardinal Prevost elected Pope Leo XIV - HABEMUS PAPAM

By Joshua McElwee May 8, 20251:20 PM EDTUpdated 4 min ago


Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost poses after being elevated to the rank of cardinal at the Vatican, September 30, 2023.

VATICAN CITY, May 8 (Reuters) - USA Cardinal Robert Prevost was elected the new pope and leader of the Roman Catholic Church on Thursday and has taken the name Pope Leo XIV a senior cardinal announced to crowds in St. Peter's Square.
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[I'm Retarded?]

There's a rather large difference between "doesn't agree with Trump" and "constantly tweets about how orange man is bad".

If anyone seriously believes the first ever Pope with a diagnosable case of TDS isn't immediately going to renounce everything he used to believe in to own orange man, they're dreaming.

what's the term for somebody who has a TDS-level obsession with other people having TDS

 

[One Angry Computer]

Let me save you time, it will never be an argument you win. He will always think he knows the truth, you’ll just be delving into a spiral of increasing frustration until you possibly get a headache.

I had been enlightened, for he is the theological equivalent of a Redditor. Carrying on then.

Don't ask questions. Just consume new pedophile pontiff and get excited for next pedophile pontiff

"You don't want to be the next Martin Luther, do you!?!?"

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I don't trust his physiognomy. Guy looks like one of the Podesta brothers, who are also from Chicago. Looks like Rahm Emanuel as well.

 

[Shroom King]

I’m just here to watch the anti-American seethe.

Liberals ten minutes ago: "LOL G-d doesn't exist! The Catholics are obsolete! USA is in decline! Why should I care about these dinosaurs and their primitive way of thinking?"
Liberals now: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[GlupShitto]

Hopefully he gets assassinated. It's nice to have a Pope who stands against homosexuality and degeneracy, but he's too anti-Trump to actually do anything. We needed a Pope who could side with Trump and help revoke all the homo BS and immigration by making it doctrine, therefore making it so Catholic senators have to vote for it or risk both God's wrath but also showcasing that they're fake catholics. Catholicism is fucking dead.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I plan to order a pizza for lunch today in celebration of our Eye-talian-Americano Pope.

 

[Justice Tony]

Hopefully he gets assassinated. It's nice to have a Pope who stands against homosexuality and degeneracy, but he's too anti-Trump to actually do anything. We needed a Pope who could side with Trump and help revoke all the homo BS and immigration by making it doctrine, therefore making it so Catholic senators have to vote for it or risk both God's wrath but also showcasing that they're fake catholics. Catholicism is fucking dead.

Shut the fuck up Protfag.

 

[Awssum Possum]

Once he shits on Israel I'll be happy

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Hopefully he gets assassinated. It's nice to have a Pope who stands against homosexuality and degeneracy, but he's too anti-Trump to actually do anything. We needed a Pope who could side with Trump and help revoke all the homo BS and immigration by making it doctrine, therefore making it so Catholic senators have to vote for it or risk both God's wrath but also showcasing that they're fake catholics. Catholicism is fucking dead.

Sounds you got some complaints about the Church.
Why not write them down and nail them to a door somewhere?

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

If this pope makes Terry Davis a saint, any and all of the papal political sperging won't matter.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Hopefully he gets assassinated. It's nice to have a Pope who stands against homosexuality and degeneracy, but he's too anti-Trump to actually do anything. We needed a Pope who could side with Trump and help revoke all the homo BS and immigration by making it doctrine, therefore making it so Catholic senators have to vote for it or risk both God's wrath but also showcasing that they're fake catholics. Catholicism is fucking dead.

Trump is a huge piece of shit of a man and gleefully violates every commandment (except possibly the one about murder) without repentance. No good Pope would support Trump the person, though maybe his policies.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I'm afraid I must confirm the accusations of this pope covering up for abuses in the Peruvian church and allying with known anti Catholic people to chase conservatives. There is a pic of him next to a known Satanist, who is celebrating to have this pope's number.

I'm on my job now, posting undercover, can't post images. If you read Spanish, check twitter.

 

[The Internet Dick]

I'm Protestant so not my monkey, not my zoo. It would be nice though to see a Pope who doesn't wash Muslim feet or kiss communist ass. Christians are being slaughtered by Islamists in Africa and the Middle East and actively persecuted in China yet hardly a word of protest from the Vatican on any of it.

 

[do ut des]

Hopefully he gets assassinated. It's nice to have a Pope who stands against homosexuality and degeneracy, but he's too anti-Trump to actually do anything. We needed a Pope who could side with Trump and help revoke all the homo BS and immigration by making it doctrine, therefore making it so Catholic senators have to vote for it or risk both God's wrath but also showcasing that they're fake catholics. Catholicism is fucking dead.

Maga retards like you will burn in hell lol. Dont get it twisted, basement dwelling faggots whos existence only revolves around shitting on everyone and everything online, while taking a holier-than-thou approach will never ever even be close to them heavenly gates.

"Reeeeee, the pope has to be political and serve my lord and master, Big D, otherwise he is shit"

 

[One Angry Computer]

Hopefully he gets assassinated. It's nice to have a Pope who stands against homosexuality and degeneracy, but he's too anti-Trump to actually do anything. We needed a Pope who could side with Trump and help revoke all the homo BS and immigration by making it doctrine, therefore making it so Catholic senators have to vote for it or risk both God's wrath but also showcasing that they're fake catholics. Catholicism is fucking dead.

>new pope is too "anti-trump"
>"we" needed a "pro-trump" pope instead of him
>MAGA is Christendom salvation
You sound like one of those TDS schizos, but in reverse. Not everything HAS to be orbiting cornhair Donny, and yet you seem to be circling around his dick.

 

[Dana scully]

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I don't trust his physiognomy. Guy looks like one of the Podesta brothers, who are also from Chicago. Looks like Rahm Emanuel as well.

He has history for covering up sexual abuse in the church, he’s a democrat pedophile

 

[Awssum Possum]

Trump is a huge piece of shit of a man and gleefully violates every commandment (except possibly the one about murder) without repentance. No good Pope would support Trump the person, though maybe his policies.

Trump is extremely protestant in his behaviour. Sexual promiscuity, vanity, relentless capitalism, self-interest. He is totally incompatible with Catholic doctrine.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

No one is seriously asking for a MAGA pope. What people do want is a pope that isn't shilling the progressive view of things.

I hate to be the one to tell you this kiwibrother, but the Jesus himself literally advocated sacrificing at least all of your material wealth to give to the poor:

Spoiler: Mark 10:17-27

17 As He was setting out on a journey, a man ran up to Him and knelt before Him, and asked Him, “Good Teacher, what shall I do so that I may inherit eternal life?” 18 But Jesus said to him, “Why do you call Me good? No one is good except God alone. 19 You know the commandments: ‘Do not murder, Do not commit adultery, Do not steal, Do not give false testimony, Do not defraud, Honor your father and mother.’” 20 And he said to Him, “Teacher, I have kept all these things from my youth.” 21 Looking at him, Jesus showed love to him and said to him, “One thing you lack: go and sell all you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me.” 22 But he was deeply dismayed by these words, and he went away grieving; for he was one who owned much property.

23 And Jesus, looking around, said to His disciples, “How hard it will be for those who are wealthy to enter the kingdom of God!” 24 And the disciples were amazed at His words. But Jesus responded again and said to them, “Children, how hard it is to enter the kingdom of God! 25 It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.” 26 And they were even more astonished, and said to Him, “Then who can be saved?” 27 Looking at them, Jesus said, “With people it is impossible, but not with God; for all things are possible with God.”

Spoiler: Luke 14:12-14

12 Now He also went on to say to the one who had invited Him, “Whenever you give a luncheon or a dinner, do not invite your friends, your brothers, your relatives, nor wealthy neighbors, otherwise they may also invite you to a meal in return, and that will be your repayment. 13 But whenever you give a banquet, invite people who are poor, who have disabilities, who are limping, and people who are blind; 14 and you will be blessed, since they do not have the means to repay you; for you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous.”

Spoiler: Luke 14:25-33

25 Now large crowds were going along with Him, and He turned and said to them, 26 “If anyone comes to Me and does not hate his own father, mother, wife, children, brothers, sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be My disciple. 27 Whoever does not carry his own cross and come after Me cannot be My disciple. 28 For which one of you, when he wants to build a tower, does not first sit down and calculate the cost, to see if he has enough to complete it? 29 Otherwise, when he has laid a foundation and is not able to finish, all who are watching it will begin to ridicule him, 30 saying, ‘This person began to build, and was not able to finish!’ 31 Or what king, when he sets out to meet another king in battle, will not first sit down and consider whether he is strong enough with ten thousand men to face the one coming against him with twenty thousand? 32 Otherwise, while the other is still far away, he sends a delegation and requests terms of peace. 33 So then, none of you can be My disciple who does not give up all his own possessions.

verses like these can easily be extrapolated (by the Christian mind) to say that you should allow rapefugees into your country even if it has a catastrophic effect on the quality of life of your citizens, because it is a noble sacrifice. I personally do not agree, but I can't really harsh the Pope - the guy who purports to be the successor to Saint Peter himself - for saying shit that is consistent with Jesus' teachings, even if it comes off as reactionary anti-Trump politisperging.

 

[Megaton Punch]

what's the term for somebody who has a TDS-level obsession with other people having TDS

It took virtually zero effort to determine that I've used the term TDS twelve times here total in the past three years across 5088 posts. That's .2% of my posts, or once every three months.

Please stop, this is embarrassing.

 

[do ut des]

The saddest thing about his election is that it makes it much more unlikely that Donald will declare himself as an antipope. That would have been pure cinema. I mean who would be a better pope than a terminally overweight rapist with a god complex lol