DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Soylent Dora]

The Dents are in open rebellion:

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Dent doing what all Dents who break pignosis do - Seek attention:

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“Why would you stay around be angry at me for not liking a game?”
‘Cause, the dents (and weens) payed for this. You made fun of people for liking it. You cried on the daily wrap over the people who voted for it. You bitched like a little pussy over it.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

"am I supposed to research all the games before I play?"
No dude but its the Viewers choice. Not Phil seeks a new game to rape on his streams. Your preference is not a factor in the VIEWER'S choice.

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God exists and has a sense of humor.

No fucking shot. Thats grim.

 

[Lord_Point]

KCD2 is just like setallar blade! Phil shits on the game, refuses to pay attention to the tutorial or engage with the game, then makes fun of people for liking it. Trolls cant keep getting away with forcing phil to make unforced errors!

This is 100% about phil not liking a game everyone else likes and moral fagging about it.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Dent doing what all Dents who break pignosis do - Seek attention:

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They got jilted so now they're trying to flirt with tractors so they feel pretty and make their boyfriend jealous, much like the end of the kino casino arc. DSP and his dents really are a match made in heaven.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Lol a 43 year old man is upset that people didn’t like paper Mario. I repeat, a 43 year old man didnt like that his “fans” didn’t want to watch a Mario game. Jfc

NEWS UPDATE
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HE TOOK AWAY THE VIEWER CHOICE MARATHONS!

 

[shekelshoah666]

Reminder every Yasnooza game he plays has hours and hours of cutscenes to the point where people make DSP falling asleep compilations and he admits himself that the games don't make money but he plays them anyways.

Also god dam this podcast he is so fucking mad.

 

[Baklava]

Watching Phil play Paper Mario was boring and insufferable. It's like watching Chris play Animal Crossing or Little Big Planet really. Besides that, it's not actually trying anything new or different for him.

He barely played any of these games between the begging and eye-fucking chat and didn't really give any of them a proper chance, as is the case with almost any game he plays. Also, he didn't install any of them in advance, or do anything to prepare. He's just such a lazy asshole, it's no small wonder he'll lose dents over this. It was a miserable marathon where he ultimately accomplished nothing but making people dislike him even more.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I just saw the refund clip and I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL!

-Someone suggested that if he doesnt like KCD2 and not played 2 hours, he can refund. He obviously hated it so sounds like a good idea, right? Well, DSP was very upset and angry about it and he bragged that he is not poor and he doesnt need a refund. Then he continued playing the game so it goes over the 2 hours mark so there is zero chance he will refund it in the future cause he doesnt need it!

WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS???

his ego is his top priority, consooming is only second. it was totally retarded, but I am happy warhorse studio got money from Phil.

 

[Lord_Point]

Reminder every Yasnooza game he plays has hours and hours of cutscenes to the point where people make DSP falling asleep compilations and he admits himself that the games don't make money but he plays them anyways.

Also god dam this podcast he is so fucking mad.

No thats different because uhhh...it just is... OK!?

 

[Pargon]

Didn’t he have absolutely no trouble playing the first fucking hour of Morrowind on a marathon? I think it was a Christmas one. He dropped it eventually too, iirc. At least that one lasted longer than a fucking Marvel film. Phil paid $30 per hour of entertainment for KCD2. He could’ve got more dopamine from a two-second WWEC pull.

But yeah, he has no problem with games he picks or that fit the ever-changing list of criteria he shared with no one, regardless of how big a shitshow it will be.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"dedicated viewer and support base for Yakuza" uh DSP those videos are your lowest viewed videos and you hit the goals less than any other game.

This is some serious cope

 

[EmpGulcasa]

There was nothing he could do.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

He's really going to Chad Yes the comparison to Yakuza?
Dude. Just because you have a OBS scene calling out the long intro, you still play the game. You have all the right to not like KCD 2 but your reason is not valid. What a fuck head. He's so gross, guys.

 

[thirstymcgee]

He's sure pissy today with his alcoholic throat clearing. His robust frozen burrito this morning and black coffee wasn't enough to start the day

 

[GibMoneyPls]

He said the “trolls” voted for Kingdom come 2 to ruin his stream. How? How is a game fucking with his mind this much? Now he’s upset about the whole internet is “making fun of him” and calling him “an old man”

He doesn't believe it. He's sympathy baiting the dents. It's the same shit every time. It never changes.

 

[shekelshoah666]

DSP marathon for hitting a support goal:

3 hour prestream, at best 2 hours of gameplay total and the rest is begging and guilt tripping for only $500 and loses paypigs

Normal streamer marathon for hitting a support goal:

15 minute stream intro, easily 10+ hours of gameplay of whatever the fans want even the worst shit with zero begging or guilt tripping and drinks just because it's a festive mood, makes multiple thousands easily and probably gains viewers and fans

Wonder which one of these styles is better?

 

[Burl McMillan]

"dedicated viewer and support base for Yakuza" uh DSP those videos are your lowest viewed videos and you hit the goals less than any other game.

This is some serious cope

I'm starting to think this nigger pignotized himself to unironically believe his own cope about "being the one responsible for bringing yakuza to the western world and was the one who made it even POSSIBLE to be as big as it is" so he has an obligation to play it despite he himself clearly being bored out of is mind whenever the long cutscenes play.

That and Kiryu's story is literally an allegory for his life story.

 

[Guinan's hats]

"dedicated viewer and support base for Yakuza" uh DSP those videos are your lowest viewed videos and you hit the goals less than any other game.

This is some serious cope

We literally have video of him falling asleep on camera while playing Like a Dragon: Whatever the Middle Ages One was.

The point is, KCD2 was bad because Kat was too stupid for the original one. And the Dents needed to learn that lesson.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

DSP marathon for hitting a support goal:

3 hour prestream, at best 2 hours of gameplay total and the rest is begging and guilt tripping for only $500 and loses paypigs

Normal streamer marathon for hitting a support goal:

15 minute stream intro, easily 10+ hours of gameplay of whatever the fans want even the worst shit with zero begging or guilt tripping and drinks just because it's a festive mood, makes multiple thousands easily and probably gains viewers and fans

Wonder which one of these styles is better?

Yeah but he honestly believes people come to watch him have fun. Not to have fun watching him whether he likes the game or not. If he's not enjoying it nobody else could possibly be, if he is enjoying it everyone else HAS to.