Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

No one is nominating him for Cardinal, man.

I tried to vote for him for pope just to one up Nick who declared himself law pope.

What a sad fuck Nick is. God forbid he puts on a suit or just a blazer on his trip. Fuck, Nick couldn’t even be bothered to change into a fresh set of clothes. That’s how eager he was to sit among pedophiles and talk about Aaron’s semen.

Chinos and full sleeved dress shirt as an improvement over dirty drunk streaming clothes that probably smells like astro glide, galaxy gas, and jizz. We don’t see shoes but I feel like Rekieta is a croc dude

 

[Niggernerd]

I hope they spiked rackets drinks with shots

 

[bookers]

This has probably been said before - But going to Vegas seems like an incredibly stupid idea for someone who is on probation (or whatever) and supposed to stay sober. Like it's one of the top 5 "lets get fucked up" places in the world.
There's really nothing else to do in Vegas besides be a massive degenerate. That's the whole pull of the place.

Also the Hackamania lineup seems like it's the biggest group of degenerates probably on earth.
Like 99% of these people are going to be getting fucked up all the time and gambling and shit.
And nick is going to.... just hang around and watch that?
That doesn't sound like fun. So like why even go, what is the purpose?
I guess to try to get attention for his dying streaming career?

I'm not making predictions on what Nick will do, but like .. If there's any situation in the world that would make someone wanna drink/do drugs, it's probably something like this.

 

[Stiffy]

This is gonna go great.
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There will be some kind of live stream from a Vegas pool tomorrow.

That's that airhead "Lucy Tightbox" right? She'll definitely get Nick to do coke off her ass in Vegas.

 

[Ah ha']

Look at this fucking nerd, can he at least put on some fresh clothes?
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Uhhm achkshully shurr I only wear the shame patternsh of shurts, becaush im sho sh(m)art like albert einstein did sho he could focush on physhics.

You nerdsh jush wouldnt undershtand!

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

"Lucy Tightbox" I am lolling my fucking ass off.

Nick's got about the same chances of escape without incident as Theon Greyjoy did moments before Ramsey turned him into Reek.

 

[Beavis]

Nick will retort that he's got pedotips, but that is so opaque, and probably has so many self donations of his oh-so-funny jokes, that you can probably just disregard it.

The only pedotips that are real are ones making fun of Nick being a cuck, or his kids being stinky and wearing the same clothes over and over.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Remember when Nick went everywhere with Kayla, after Brittany Venti and/or Elijah Schaffer spiked his drink after his first appearance on You Are Here podcast, on that trip down to Texas for BlazeTV? And how he said he'd always travel with her?

Kiwi Farms Remembers.

 

[Scramble]

5.2k, and still going up. Saving for posterity:

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Will be interesting to see what his Superchat revenue ends up as. He should be able to beat Nick many times over.

Nick will retort that he's got pedotips, but that is so opaque, and probably has so many self donations of his oh-so-funny jokes, that you can probably just disregard it.

I tried to watch this interview of Turtleboy by Uncivil Law but after five minutes I ended it. I just can't.
I'm prejudiced against Uncivil Law because of the expose that the Kino Casino lads posted about him, I can never take Kurt seriously again because I am rather revolted by him.
If you haven't seen (or heard) this one, here's the link. It's 53 minutes and it's worth it just to see a side of Uncivil Law you may have missed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEwPDWaLA_Q

 

[Folgers Can]

>no visible faggy tattoos
How can we be sure?

We can't, and though he is not above wearing the same shirt for two very public days in a row, a shoop is as good of an explanation if someone lazily used a screenshot from his most recent stream as the AI prompt. That said, if it was faked it was fairly well done with maybe only one weird artifact:



Assuming it's real, it's funny in its own right for another reason: it seemed odd that he would be just standing and staring into space indefinitely without purpose as though waiting around for someone, especially when the Plaza has express self-check-in kiosks he should have been more than capable of operating pursuant to his supposedly existing reservation:



From the overall mise en scène it looks more like MAPton didn't bother to make a prepaid reservation in Nick's own name in advance, so Nick had to pathetically text his e-daddy from the lobby to meet and show him to whatever room would be allocated to him, and then suffer an agonizing standing wait for anyone to greet him. Then in the meantime, rather than simply walk up and say hello, MAPton or someone in his entourage took the time to waddle over from the fat fucks' permanent encampment at the food court to sneak a photo of the cuck cryptid without his knowledge and snicker at him behind his back, all the while making him wait even longer.

Here's hoping that any such laughter at his expense will be a recurring theme throughout all phases of the event.

 

[john marston]

Kayla is not leaving.

She’s 5 kids deep with a self-confessed porn addict, got plastic surgery so he could tolerate looking at her, went to a nude and swinging resort with him, let him get a girlfriend and hire her as the new nanny for their kids, did cocaine with him, believed that it’s IMPOSSIBLE for a kid to test positive for coke when that kids parents AND NANNY are crackheads with 26g of cocaine in their shared bedroom, thinks Nick is a hero for taking the legal fall for… literally his own actions. There’s not much more empty in the head a woman like her can get.

Pantsu left Ralph even after everything that happened, and they were living alone in Yucatan. It's not out of the realm of possibility that Kayla will leave. As far as I'm concerned, this is her last chance.

EDIT: For clarity

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Are we positive he even ran this by his PO before going? Forgetting to inform his PO sounds like something he might do.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Pantsu left Ralph even after everything that happened, and they were living alone in Yucatan. It's not out of the realm of possibility that Kayla will leave. As far as I'm concerned, this is her last chance.

EDIT: For clarity

Tbf May didn't stay zoinked out on them Scooby snacks 24/7

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Are we positive he even ran this by his PO before going? Forgetting to inform his PO sounds like something he might do.

Like “forgetting” to pay his mortgage, do the laundry or feed and bathe his kids.

 

[DemsBNutz]

so again, as i said, let's hope they test him the day he gets back or someone records it.....

Well a much as I hate this new law.... In MN your car is now public space if on a public road... Really wishing I could leave this "great state" So heaven helps us if the PO has his car searched with out a warrant right when he gets back on the ground.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Tbf May didn't stay zoinked out on them Scooby snacks 24/7

God you're right. I never thought I'd describe Pantsu Meigh as "relatively on the ball", but here we are.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

She co-hosts WATP a lot under the name Lucy Tightbox. Apparently when she goes to Dabbleverse events she is mobbed by incels.

She is also only 50 pounds of weight loss away from being Nick’s type. I expect him to try to get with her in Vegas.

Ugh, of course she is part of the fucking Who Are These Pedos, I mean, Podcasts. The unfunny Dabbleverse.

 

[Melty Butter]

Are we positive he even ran this by his PO before going? Forgetting to inform his PO sounds like something he might do.

Positive enough. On Tuesday (Day 10 of Karen Read), he left stream for about 50 minutes to pick up the "travel voucher". He complained about not being able to sign the form electronically. The Parole Office requires that he go into the office in person to sign and pick it up. He then tried to stream from his car (the van, Kayla had the Navigator), and the audio was a disaster.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

"Letsch get in our hotel woom bwois and tawk bout Aaron's peepee!!! ReeeeEeeEeeE3e!!"
- Chomos said yesterday in LV

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Are we positive he even ran this by his PO before going? Forgetting to inform his PO sounds like something he might do.

"Forgetting" on purpose because no judge pussyliquor may hold dominion over his obviously excellent hedonistic ideas.