Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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I personally hate the statement that he cheated; He broke the rules and then never admitted he did, still to this day. Those are the actual facts here.
Is that cheating? debatable, so y'all keep going.
I say that he didn't cheat because I know it makes speedrunning trannies seethe that nobody cares about video games. Now they accuse anyone of not believing he is a cheater of being a bot or a Billy alt. The milk keeps on flowing.
 
Why are some in this thread so insistent on defending Billy's MAME scores? It doesn't take away from Karl being a clown, or the fact that Billy is a funny character. And yes in the grand scheme of things it's pointless video game bullshit. But just be honest; he cheated.
Seeing the way this lawsuit played out made the whole MAME thing funny to me. It made me realize that speed runners literally believe that cheating at video games is the worst thing anyone can do. If you gave a speed runner a gun with two bullets and put them in a room with a game cheater and someone eating a baby, they'd shoot the cheater twice.
 
Why are some in this thread so insistent on defending Billy's MAME scores? It doesn't take away from Karl being a clown, or the fact that Billy is a funny character. And yes in the grand scheme of things it's pointless video game bullshit. But just be honest; he cheated.
Kiwifarms rule #1 basically: whichever way the wind blows we get to laugh. And people will laugh at whatever is the funniest: in this case Jobst losing and Billy being a chad gamer who legitimately got his scores and the only people arguing against that being autistic nerds.

DSP winning his bankruptcy? Was awesome and made DSP based because detractors sperged the fuck out and robbing the government of tax dollars is awesome. The front page of the site literally had a giant ass picture of DSP calling him a champion and shit like that when he won.

However it doesn't mean it will remain this way. Give it a few weeks and the wind can unexpectedly blow in a very different direction: particularly so if Billy smug posts too much.
 
Nevertheless, Karl was this year's Biggest Lolcow Loser. I can't see somebody fucking up this hard and coping more than him. He better churn up more Goldeneye videos to pay the debt until the Speedrunning community goes to (deeper) shit.

Also, it's high time for someone to write a DarkViper thread. If you think that Karl is a insufferable faggot you guys haven't delve deep into DV.
 
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(When I discussed Jobst's lawsuit loss elsewhere people told me how Jobst essentially maintained the AI transcript thing was a joke. Just pretending guys!)
So when called out on acting like a retard he basically decided to play out the "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme.
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Real smart Karl you just lost hundreds of thousands of dollars and destroyed your reputation to your fanbase but you were just "pretending" to be retarded.
 
Yes, Billy Mitchell is an embarrassing loser that has been riding the coattails of a scam that him and his fat friend ran in the pre-digital age. His sole claim to fame is a dated record for a game made for pre-pubescent Asian children.

Yet the same time, Karl Jobst is an autistic retard that waged a holy war against a famously litigant over the hill microcelebrity with money to burn that just wanted to keep waving around his fucking high school football trophy.

Billy Mitchell is no more pathetic than the dozens of shut-ins that Karl surrounds himself with, obsessing with equally meaningless and fake records.

And this is just my inner burger talking, but I can at least respect a con artist riding a harmless lie to modest success- that's the American dream.

Much better than a pale Aussie that stumbles into success and blows it all up with his overinflated ego. That's just a good bible story if you ask me.
 
Boo all you want, he's right. Everyone was on Team Karl until he lost and the coping turned into to lashing out in an instant.
I wasn't, ever. Billy is a straight shooter.
Karl is a whiny youtuber.

The loss just made everyone see the forest through the trees. The pesky, whiny arrogant trees.
 
Why are some in this thread so insistent on defending Billy's MAME scores? It doesn't take away from Karl being a clown, or the fact that Billy is a funny character. And yes in the grand scheme of things it's pointless video game bullshit. But just be honest; he cheated.
The majority of us don’t really care about the context, we just like to laugh at retards. Memeing with Billy Mitchell against Jobst is really funny right now, so we will do it. Some people spent a couple of bucks to buy some OEM hot sauce to spice (hehe) things up a bit, whatever. It’s all in fun. Very few people actually give a shit about any of this because it doesn’t impact them at all. The moment Karl Jobst does something funny, which he won’t because he takes himself super seriously, we will laugh at Billy.

The people who actually care about this crap get laughed at too.
 
His sole claim to fame is a dated record for a game made for pre-pubescent Asian children.
Donkey Kong introduced the world to not just Donkey Kong but Super Mario which is a character that is more recognizable to children than Mickey Mouse. In 2023 Mario had the 2nd highest grossing film of the year and 3rd highest grossing animated film of all time.

Pac-Man is also one of the most recognizable video games of all time to the point that a pretty mediocre song about Pac-Man reached #9 on the Billboard charts in 1981 to boomers who saw Pac-Man as the biggest name in video games.

If you want to talk shit about Billy Mitchell that's one thing but let's not pretend games like Donkey Kong and Pac-Man weren't influential and were just "a game for pre-pubescent Asian children". Without Donkey Kong Nintendo might not currently exist. Nintendo is the most profitable company in Japan right now and Japan is the 5th biggest economy in the world. Donkey Kong has had a giant long lasting effect on not just world wide culture but world wide finance as crazy as that sounds. So let's not pretend Donkey Kong and Pac-Man were just "a game for pre-pubescent Asian children" because that's just wrong.
 
Billy Mitchell is an embarrassing loser
Stopped reading there! He literally got the bag, got richer from this and cleared his name. Is this how you Billy derangement syndrome fags COPE after his big victory?
I wanna dab on former Karl supporters ITT so let me remind you that Billy Alogs in the original lawsuit thread were seething about Billy victory and even posted threats about assassinating judges until it got revealed later that Jobber lied about everything:
This is probably the biggest black pill I've ever seen.

There really is no point in putting your hope or faith in any western European justice system. I'm coming to the point where I would support assassinating judges just to send them the rest of them a message.
Even Null sperged out at Cuckstralians because the judge rightfully ruled that Billy was in the right
If you live in Australia you're a stupid fag begging to be raped.
Of course everyone changed their tune later.
KEEP COPING YOU NIGGERS, BILLY WON BIGLY!
 
I mean, no not really He has to actually get the money first. So far he's down 800k. He's actually lost more money than Karl did so far since Notch+Gofundme simps covered most of his
And the most likely scenario is that he's going to get that money in like $500/month increments for the rest of his natural life lmfao

It's obviously not about the money or Billy would have sued for more. You just can't put a price on defeating all your biggest haters.
 
Billy Mitchell is a cheater and a litigious prick. But he has some real charisma. It's like his whole life is playing a character. The fact that he has worn the same clothes and haircut for the last 40 years. The way he carries himself, he seems like he always has a just slightly furrowed brow so as not to look too friendly. I've been searching, and I can't find a single instance where he has been photographed with someone who is taller than him. He even has the sniveling henchmen like Walter Day from Twin Galaxies (who have also worn the same silly costumes for 40 years) who are nowhere near as cool and powerful as he is surrounding him like he's Skeletor or something. All of it is just chef's kiss.


I watched The King of Kong with my dad like 15+ years ago. He had watched it before and when Billy came on screen he said "Oh my god, that guy is the biggest sleazeball I have EVER seen in my life!" He's absolutely fantastic as a villain. I unironically kinda like him.

The more I look at this it also feels like nothing is real and I'm taking crazy pills. Like this is all bullshit and I have been thinking that pro-wrestling is real all this time. I mean really, an albino australian? Who speedruns Goldeneye and has a chink wife?? And he has a secret past as a failed pick-up artist instructor??? Come the fuck on now. There's no way any of this shit is real.
 
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Donkey Kong introduced the world to not just Donkey Kong but Super Mario which is a character that is more recognizable to children than Mickey Mouse. In 2023 Mario had the 2nd highest grossing film of the year and 3rd highest grossing animated film of all time.

Pac-Man is also one of the most recognizable video games of all time to the point that a pretty mediocre song about Pac-Man reached #9 on the Billboard charts in 1981 to boomers who saw Pac-Man as the biggest name in video games.

If you want to talk shit about Billy Mitchell that's one thing but let's not pretend games like Donkey Kong and Pac-Man weren't influential and were just "a game for pre-pubescent Asian children". Without Donkey Kong Nintendo might not currently exist. Nintendo is the most profitable company in Japan right now and Japan is the 5th biggest economy in the world. Donkey Kong has had a giant long lasting effect on not just world wide culture but world wide finance as crazy as that sounds. So let's not pretend Donkey Kong and Pac-Man were just "a game for pre-pubescent Asian children" because that's just wrong.
Both of these games/properties are totally irrelevant nowadays. Especially Pacman. No one gives a fuck about Pacman.
As for Mario? Soyboys who preordered the latest Nintendo Switch care about it. That and literal 9 year old kids.

They may be recognizable but doesn't mean they're relevant. GTA 6 or basically any modern AAA title has way more interest in it and way more money in it.

And yes they were important "inventions" in the history of gayming but doesn't mean they're relevant at all anymore. Soyboys and 9 year old kids don't matter for shit and if they did then we'd all be sitting around talking about Pong ("Tennis for Two") and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacewar!
 
Can't believe there are people in this thread stilll going on about Billy cheating. I encourage more video game cheating because it bothers autistic nerds so much. It's such a faggoty community of losers.
At this point I'm not even sure if he "cheated" in the true sense of the word. He broke record submission rules and lied about it. There's a narrow view among vidya autists that equates any breaking of rules to cheating.

Also, fuck the people bemoaning the hot sauce appreciators. I've been planning on trying some new mild sauces for months. I was already considering trying Rickey's and realized this was the perfect opportunity due to my ability to get 10% off my order using discount code "JOBST."
 
I've enjoyed the story arc since the beginning. But I do wonder where it ends. Karl either continues slogging on through life to pay back Billy, with all the strain that has on his relationship and family. Or, his wife has enough and leaves, can't make it work with him being sullen, depressed, moody and let's face it, an abject failure as a man in her eyes.

Both are critical to how his story as a lolcow will continue or end. I don't believe this is a man who is built to be alone. Very weak, unconfident and unassertive in his life, and the opposite sex.

Losing EVERYTHING will probably be the end for him. Being alone and just gaming, making slop fomo ad based videos to pay Billy will only drive him deeper into despair. How long will he have to keep paying to pay Billy up fully? I haven't crunched the numbers. Will his dwindling YouTube videos help him live and pay his bills and billy debts? Or would he have to go work at McDonald's?

I don't see any future for this guy. Only despair and early death. And I've said before that it's deserved. Not just for making Billy slander vids, but for actively contributing to the death of a fellow human himself, and projecting it falsely onto someone else.

Karl death prediction - this year 2025 around Christmas time. Sorry if that's a morbid thought. But I just don't see any other way this story ends. Deserved or not in some eyes, he's going to rope imo. Personally, I feel it's the justice Apollo truly deserves in all this. No matter if he was just as spergy as all these other speedrun tards
 
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