Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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Army Burger said:
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Cucked by cards
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Let's analyze this for just a second.

David "Ass Boy" Gallant not only can't wipe his own ass and loses at cards, because he is a shitty poker player, he literally loses money to people like me, who then use it to fund our Internet access making fun of him.

He not only helplessly ejaculates to GamerGate because he's just that pathetic, he literally pays people like me to make fun of him!

It is literally not possible to be more of a cuck.

Hey Dave, please tell me what sites you play on, I want to be on any table you're at.
 
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This is awesome. I get pre-occupied with work for a month that centres on a 34 year old fat autist that gambles with money he doesn't have, gets offended easily and is fixated on oppression.
I come back and another 34 year old fat autist is gambling with money he doesn't have, gets offended easily and is fixated on oppression.
One has nuclear weapons, the other smells like cat piss, doesn't wipe his ass and is oppressed by Shakespeare.

Do not change David.
 
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I was going to be shocked that Davey cares at all about a game he can't play, but then I remember he blew a month's pay on a PS4.
Do you think someone like Davey is triggered when plays a game with a successful protoganist that has sex with consenting partners and is capable of wiping their own ass?

I wonder about Ms. Davey. We know she's cucking him, but after he lost his nice, comfortable accounting job, you have to wonder if she's looking for another beta to support her financially.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Bit of a waste of time don't you think? Or is this the growing statistics of deaths Trans Lifeline has caused?
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I love how they think 0 is a statistic now. 0 calls answered stats! Every hour on the hour! Only someone with Daveykin's unshakeable 'tism would propagate such nonsense unironically.
 
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Is he kidding? His work fully reimburses him on his commute: it's called getting paid. If you want to be less strapped on the basis of a commute, pick somewhere closer, earn more money (this usually comes when you develop these things we call skills that employers seem to find awfully useful), or, you know, don't fuck up the job you have like a dipshit and be forced into having to settle for less.

What a manbaby.
 
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If he lives in Toronto, it's really not that hard to get a different job if you worked with the Government at one tome or another. To me, David is too lazy to find a better job and clearly has no ambition in life. His life is shitty because he himself want's it to be shitty.

Just log into something like Kijiji and you'll find a job David. Stop being so damn pathetic.
 
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