Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Niggernerd]

I skimmed through Fatrick Smellton's show at last year's Hackamania on youtube, and wherever you drop in he's either talking about Aaron, or about five seconds from getting back to talking about Aaron. It can't be overstressed how much his show and his life revolve around Aaron fucking Imholte, the least important person in the world.

Imagine going on stage, in front of a small crowd in a small room , and talking about how much you hate Aaron Imholte for an hour. Then you go home and talk about how much you hate Aaron Imholte on stream for five hours every day. You do that for a couple more years, fantasize about his children occasionally, then you kill yourself, and your body isn't discovered for three months, because nobody gives a shit about you. That's Fatrick Smellton.

Now imagine paying Fatrick Smellton to pretend to be your friend tolerate your presence, so that he can use you as a weapon against Aaron fucking Imholte, the least important person in the world. That's Nick Rekieta.

I think Melton is just obsessed with Aaron at this point because Aaron has had what he could never get. Since he was on the radio he does have some local fans and if he wasnt a big loser could likely pull another chick. Wheras Meltons kinda woman gets held close to their mom when he walks by.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Pantsu left Ralph even after everything that happened, and they were living alone in Yucatan. It's not out of the realm of possibility that Kayla will leave.

Ralph's wife was (or is, I guess they're technically still married) a better mother, more intelligent, and not an addict like Kayla is or was. It's not even close.

Amanda left the first chance Ralph left on his own for a substantial period of time after earlier briefly leaving after they got kicked off their flight to Rome a few months earlier. Also I seem to recall she had to wash everyone's clothes by hand. In Nick's house they apparently wear the same clothes for days at the time.

If it hasn't happened yet, a divorce is not going to happen unless Nick decides to divorce Kayla. I suspect the only reason he hasn't is because he's afraid that his parents wouldn't pay for two separate households to have an upper middle-class lifestyle.

I just wanna point out that nobody here seems to go over to the BMJ thread and shit on it when there's a BMJ happening.

I thought the rule was if you don't like a feature, then don't say shit.

It's not a big deal. Actually, i'd say that the fact that it happens so consistently is actually pretty hilarious, both here and on the profile of any user who posts about Rekieta in the happenings thread.

Bro just be honest at this point and say you fucking hate Aaron. No one's going to look at you weird for having your "thing", @Captain Manning is the Dear John guy and @Fapcop literally wants to fuck Qayla. We're all unhinged autists following this shitshow. I think most people just feel that Aaron is boring and milquetoast when comparing him to Rekieta and Melton who are literal ghouls, Aaron doesn't look as bad in comparison. You might say that's unfair or that lolcows should just be looked at case by cause, but considering all of these retards are interconnected, people are going to compare and you're going to come off as kinda silly when your vendetta is against the guy that's a boring Count Cumia wannabe and a cuck who inflates his local boxing coaching credentials. Comparing that to a pedophile and a drug abusing child neglector, yeah I'm sorry I don't think Aaron looks as bad.

You're replying to two sentences, neither of which you addressed, and in your seething you made up a fantasy about my motives in your head. Now, if I knew posting 2 sentences about in Nick's thread would cause this degree of defense of Aaron's honor I wouldn't have done it.

My actual opinion about Aaron:

Spoiler: (spoilered because irrelevant to this thread)

I don't have a "vendetta' against Aaron. I don't give a fuck about Aaron. Some people care a lot about Aaron and have a parasocial need to appoint Aaron as some kind of hero fighting against the evil Nick Rekieta instead of someone X% less retarded than Nick. Not only do I find this narrative retarded, when it developed I found it fun to push back on in Aaron's thread by posting about Aaron in Aaron's thread instead of Melton or Rekieta.

"BUT BUT BUT MELTON" "BUT REKIETA" yeah that's literally my exact fucking point.
Thanks for demonstrating.

Kino Casino, by the way, had the right view of this, at least of the segments I listened to. Aaron is less of a liar or a scumbag than Rekieta, but they don't pretend he's some kind of heroic figure. But they have a show designed to be funny rather than alog seething which might have something to do with it!

 

[Can of Spam]

Holy shit Nick, I almost forgot you were there. So boring now, go back to coke if you want to commit to a drug bit that will at least bring in views. Though, coke is a successful person's drug of choice for when they have too much money. Nick probably needs to downgrade to meth or crack if he wants a drug that matches his current station.

Look at this fucking nerd, can he at least put on some fresh clothes?

Clothes cost money, and Nick is pinching pennies after pissing away $400K to prove he's retarded.

He better not! My turn to try and rescue her!

This would almost be worth asking for a poll, but 1: Aaron doesn't deserve any attention since he got cucked by a cuck. However, 2: it would trigger Nick's neurotic tendencies for absolute narrative control while he's in a less controllable environment. That would be funny.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

The Racist Peperoni Pat vs the Negreses has the potential to take it this year if it escalates.

I clearly need to pay more attention to Pat. Time to fire up Cryptic Web Chronicles.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This has probably been said before - But going to Vegas seems like an incredibly stupid idea for someone who is on probation (or whatever) and supposed to stay sober. Like it's one of the top 5 "lets get fucked up" places in the world.
There's really nothing else to do in Vegas besides be a massive degenerate. That's the whole pull of the place.

Also the Hackamania lineup seems like it's the biggest group of degenerates probably on earth.
Like 99% of these people are going to be getting fucked up all the time and gambling and shit.
And nick is going to.... just hang around and watch that?
That doesn't sound like fun. So like why even go, what is the purpose?
I guess to try to get attention for his dying streaming career?

I'm not making predictions on what Nick will do, but like .. If there's any situation in the world that would make someone wanna drink/do drugs, it's probably something like this.

Complimentary drinks in the casinos too.
He is so fucked.

Putting an alcoholic in Vegas and expecting them to be able to resist drinks is the equivalent of putting a dog in a room full of meats and expecting them to not eat any.
The dog honestly has more control and a far better chance. I apologize to the dog for comparing it to the impulsive Rekieta.

I'm hoping for something during this gay noncemania Aaron Imholte circlejerk.
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Instead of gambling, he just dumps tens and thousands into worthless paintings.
He's better at Austin's own gimmick -- losing money. He lost an entire house and nearly 400k in a stupid lawsuit against Montagraph.

The only thing BossMan is consistent at is taking L's he can't even win the lolcow award. Nick has bested him twice soon to be thrice.

Welp I'm gonna have a nice refreshing drink tonight. I've earned it and I am responsible. Cheers lads. Good luck nicky when that casino girl brings you a drink it'd be rude to turn it down! They'd have to throw it out.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ralph's wife was (or is, I guess they're technically still married) a better mother, more intelligent, and not an addict like Kayla is or was. It's not even close.

That's a hard pill to swallow given that Pantsu is into lolicon, but yeah, I suppose you're right.

Pantsu being a better mother than Kayla is certainly a sobering thought. JFC.

 

[AnOminous]

I think calling Nick a pedo is a step too far.
A libertarian dipshit who could feasibly believe Big Pharma is withholding the cure of microdosing kids with drugs? Sure, its an feas(er)ible. But I've yet to see anything that suggests sexual intent.

I don't think he is one, for only one reason. It's because if he were one, he's so fucking stupid he'd admit it.

Look at this fucking nerd, can he at least put on some fresh clothes?
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What a filthy, unclean animal. Imagine the stench.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I don't think he is one, for only one reason. It's because if he were one, he's so fucking stupid he'd admit it.

What a filthy, unclean animal. Imagine the stench.

I feel bad for whoever is on the plane next to him.
What a fucking awful flight that would be. Guy who can't get high on nitrus for a solid 2-3 hour flight and just starts SEETHING at his phone.

 

[AnOminous]

No door slamming because he needs to take an hour out of the day to drive his kids to whatever.

No screeching insanely and punching himself in the face and raving about Aaron's penis.

 

[Binary Code]

IIRC Coke stays in your system for 72 hrs, LSD for 24 hrs. Day one is gonna be a hell of a thing

 

[Niggernerd]

I think calling Nick a pedo is a step too far.
A libertarian dipshit who could feasibly believe Big Pharma is withholding the cure of microdosing kids with drugs? Sure, its an feas(er)ible. But I've yet to see anything that suggests sexual intent.

Amos Yee set the precedent that if you joke about minors in sex acts you're likely a creep with ill thoughts about children. Nick USED to call cuties abhorrent etc UNTIL molesterson said ITS COOL ACK ACK ACK

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That's a hard pill to swallow given that Pantsu is into lolicon, but yeah, I suppose you're right.

Pantsu being a better mother than Kayla is certainly a sobering thought. JFC.

In fairness, I didn't consider that about Pantsu in my assessment.

But to my knowledge she has yet to talk about "stealing" her own child's Halloween costume for a "sexy photo shoot" like Kayla did in Nick's Locals.

I feel bad for whoever is on the plane next to him.
What a fucking awful flight that would be. Guy who can't get high on nitrus for a solid 2-3 hour flight and just starts SEETHING at his phone.

I would say it's not as bad as being next to Ethan Ralph on the bus from Tijuana to Merida, but that's only because the bus ride is longer.

 

[AltisticRight]

That's a hard pill to swallow given that Pantsu is into lolicon, but yeah, I suppose you're right.

Pantsu being a better mother than Kayla is certainly a sobering thought. JFC.

Probably very unpopular: I'm willing to give her that she's likely way over the lolicon shit and it was just a phase during her younger year's association with actual paedophiles like Vaedophile and Digitroon. I'm happy to be proven wrong but for the sake of her kid I hope I'm 100% right.
From everything we've seen, she left the piggy, absconded with her daughter, she takes good care of her and she was decent enough to just completely fuck off. Such cannot be said about Faith Vickers, though I'll put 90% of the blame on her father.
And yeah, I agree that she's a better mother AND father than this couple of slatterns, she had to take care of two toddlers, one with a tremendous gunt and a fuse as short as his micro. Her cooking was pretty mediocre but once compared to the vile slop Skelly puts out, she might as well be Gordon fucking Ramsay. Hell, even Gordon Ramsay's Italian and Asian-style "cooking" wasn't that bad. This Angloid used fancy cheese for a grilled, I mean charred sandwich. I bet even SEAN won't eat it.

There we go again. I'm talking about cheese and sandwiches. This must mean Pedomania will be sarin gassed or something major might happen.

But to my knowledge she has yet to talk about "stealing" her own child's Halloween costume for a "sexy photo shoot" like Kayla did in Nick's Locals.

Jesus Christ, I forgot about this.
Every person I know that sees their own daughter as competition have been unhinged whack jobs. They're probably the types that would sleep with their daughter's boyfriend.
I mean, it did happen to someone I know all the way back in high school. Her mum had crazy eyes and used parfum so aromatic, it should be borderline illegal.

 

[Binary Code]

I would say it's not as bad as being next to Ethan Ralph on the bus from Tijuana to Merida, but that's only because the bus ride is longer.

Hopefully he's passed out, but good God imagine the smell (I'm talking about Ralph here, although I did chuckle thinking about Romancing the Stone). The flight from MSP to Vegas is 4.5 hrs or so IIRC. It's longer than you always think it's going to be. Flights going into Vegas are generally fun as fuck. People are Drinking, and just in a party mood. Flights back from Vegas everyone is just a hot mess from being broke, sleep deprivation, or just hung the fuck over. Either way Seethe Rackets, Seethe,.

 

[Fapcop]

Putting an alcoholic in Vegas and expecting them to be able to resist drinks is the equivalent of putting a dog in a room full of meats and expecting them to not eat any.
The dog honestly has more control and a far better chance. I apologize to the dog for comparing it to the impulsive Rekieta.

Wouldn’t be surprised if one of the melton pedos will snake him by posting a picture of Rekieta drinking for the lulz.

Nick doesn’t seem aware of the fact that quite a few of those faggots don’t actually like him (and a few who even hold him in contempt) but just think it’s funny to hear him seethe about Aaron.

It’s exactly the kind of people who’d snake him just because it’s funny. (And don’t get me wrong. It will be funny!)

A real shame that Nick isn’t all that versed in social cues.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

If you're staying at the Plaza and you go to the bar and put 10 bucks in the video poker machine, the bartender will keep slinging you free well drinks as long as you sit there and keep playing, jsyk.

 

[Captain Manning]

In fairness, I didn't consider that about Pantsu in my assessment.

It's the single biggest criticism of her. Well... that... and she actually allowed herself to be gunted in the first place.



But even if you didn't factor that in, I think you may still be correct (and very unfortunately so).

She did grab her child and got the fuck out of there. I have to give her that much, I guess.

 

[Flora Fox]

What a fucking awful flight that would be.

If only we could get a video of him getting kicked off the plane 'cause he sperged out.

 

[Binary Code]

She did grab her child and got the fuck out of there. I have to give her that much, I guess.

Also her old man has her back and cracks jokes about it. Probably because if the Rage Pig approached Them, it would not end well for him

 

[Particle Bored]

This never happens to anyone ever. Who wants to have sex at 4am in the morning? Most people "do it" in the morning proper (like 9am) or before bed.

If you're for some reason waking up at 4 to do it with your wife, and she wants ramen instead of crashing right back to sleep... well... let's just say there's a reason she's still "hungry."