Emily Jean Jones / TheEmuEmi / @tailsprowergirl / FlutterTreeMuffin / daddy_sonic - Tails Voice Actor in Sonic & Tails R with connections to SEGA, ships and Commissioned Sontails, Fucked Ryan Drummond (Sonic VA) in the Voice, and Major Degenerate

The real problem is no matter how much money or clout.
she will never love you like she loves Sonic.
If you can't sound like sonic, specifically Sonic Adventure Sonic on command?
Then you're fucking done. the relationship can never work.

if SONIC himself can't make this shit work
what makes you think your bitch ass could?
I don't want her, I don't fuck crazy, you massive retard.
 
Also, 13 days ago Emi finally uploaded her long awaited music video.
13k views.webp
To the unimpressive amount of 13k people.

EDIT : The video isn't bad by any means, it's just that the views are not enough for her to sustain herself.
 
I discovered some suggestive photos of Emily Jones. She's not naked, but she wears a bikini.
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I also discovered a treasure trove of info on who she used to fuck, an early leak of the Ryan Drummond info and more.
 
You can if you're autistic enough
This Bitch wanted to fuck sonic, and she did.
like not even A Sonic, no dog the specific Sonic that she played on Dreamcast.
that's Fucked.
When you put it in terms like this it becomes pretty shocking. I'm still floored by the fact that this same chick was also on doctor phil as a teen mom and it had NOTHING to do with the Sonic thing.
 
When you put it in terms like this it becomes pretty shocking. I'm still floored by the fact that this same chick was also on doctor phil as a teen mom and it had NOTHING to do with the Sonic thing.
I'm sure Sonic was in there somehow, never discount our blue hedgehog friend when it comes to inspiring dumb shit
 
as also on doctor phil as a teen mom and it had NOTHING to do with the Sonic thing.
that Dr Phil teen mom shit is just a side adventure.
Dude. her main one was fucking Sonic.

She had it in her head while playing on her dreamcast:
"how can I plan my future to fuck this funny Blue Little hedgehog?"
and made it happen.

that's shit is so Autistic that I'd Start fucking running if I saw her coming outside of a walmart.
AND she has the fucking balls to STILL MAKE SONIC SHIT ON HER FREE TIME.
dude that's like a celebration of her domination over sonic.
"yeah, I fucked sonic, what the fuck are you going to do about it little bitch? now watch my music video."
 
Finished the whole article, I found out about this thread due to the community happenings but I love Sonic Adventure and this is hilarious. There is so much to take in. She is fucking Old Snake Sonic and he does the fucking voice? "Heya it's me sonic! Let me get that puss!"
Also just random, at first I thought somehow this was involved with SonicR, the racing game.
 
Demisexual" is such a fucking stupid term. It "means" you're only attracted to those you're romantically attracted to... which is most fucking people.
Since when? If this were true I (and I imagine most men) wouldn't have to fix my gaze on telephone poles when beautiful women walk by. Gotta maintain equilibrium.
 
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