Celebrity Azealia Amanda Banks / Azealia Banks / cheapyxousa - Legendary dramacow, rapper from the 212, practicing witch, cat taxidermist, master troll, fights with everyone and everything

[Ivan Daniloff]

She's funny, has a way with words that no one else has, and she is constantly pissing people off with her takes. I don't care about anything else, she's entertaining af. Anyone getting upset over her posts or feeling betrayed over her not agreeing with your political world view should take a step back.

I love Azealia but I’m not sure you can really evaluate her as agreeing/disagreeing with a worldview because she really doesn’t—that I’ve seen—hold to any principle beyond being outspoken.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm still waiting for her to beef with a VTuber.

 

[The I Scream Man]

She’s funny and retarded

 

[The Hardest R]

I think it’s fine to accept her shitposts for what they are and absolutely nothing further. Several pages back there was a perception that she’d be useful for anything more than that and the answer is no, absolutely not. I’ve been saying this for a while now. There is no “allyship” with her. She sees herself as a black first and foremost and as we see up above, that’s all.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

I think it’s fine to accept her shitposts for what they are and absolutely nothing further. Several pages back there was a perception that she’d be useful for anything more than that and the answer is no, absolutely not. I’ve been saying this for a while now. There is no “allyship” with her. She sees herself as a black first and foremost and as we see up above, that’s all.

She’s constantly attacking other black people for no reason. Successful black women in music trigger her jealousy like no other, e.g. Doechii. She’s aligned with nothing.

Despite the superficial appearance of having strong opinions, all of her screeds are meaningless outbursts that serve no other purpose than satisfying the base impulses of her personality disorder.

 

[The Hardest R]

She’s constantly attacking other black people for no reason. Successful black women in music trigger her jealousy like no other, e.g. Doechii. She’s aligned with nothing.

Despite the superficial appearance of having strong opinions, all of her screeds are meaningless outbursts that serve no other purpose than satisfying the base impulses of her personality disorder.

This is pretty standard behavior amongst black women. If not, Lipstick Alley would not exist. There is no further depth to Azealia than what I’ve been stating in this thread. It’s fun to laugh at her shitposts but she’s never going to be our friend. Which is fine, but every few pages there’s someone who thinks otherwise.

 

[W@rui]

X/Nitter/Archive

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Azealia's thoughts on the Met Gala are as amusing as you'd expect. Some selections:

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine a return of Fashion Police with Azealia Banks.

Shakira's outfit would be perfect without the gloves.

 

[Swamp_City]

Azealia's thoughts on the Met Gala are as amusing as you'd expect. Some selections:

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...And under that particular tweet about Lisa


"TROON OF THE LOOM"

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Azealia's thoughts on the Met Gala are as amusing as you'd expect. Some selections:

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Oddly specific porno knowledge there, Azealia.

 

[athousandrustynails]

She should just have her own webshow where she gives her bitchy ass opinions on things.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

She should just have her own webshow where she gives her bitchy ass opinions on things.

One of her critics on X said she should be a music reviewer. I think if she wanted to leave the drama behind that would be a viable career for her. She knows music, loves music, and consistently makes her opinions about music interesting.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

When trolling Azealia goes right.



Anyway, this week's feud: Underwhelming Albanian pop singer Bebe "No, the other one" Rexha continues her yearslong self-own by RESPONDING TO AZEALIA BANKS CALLING HER FAT in a manner that shows that Azealia's comment utterly wrecked her, and then SAYING SHE HAD A MISCARRIAGE, which sets off a tweetstorm about Lexapro that has not yet been completed as of this writing.

 

[The Hardest R]

There’s only room for one underwhelming Albanian singer and that’s Dua Lipa.

 

[mold]

Imagine a return of Fashion Police with Azealia Banks.

Shakira's outfit would be perfect without the gloves.

God you denied us a black pope God we deserve this at least

 

[Spatula]

Miles and miles of feces inside of a person

How can you continue being fat after this

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Miles and miles of feces inside of a person

How can you continue being fat after this
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Dave Blunts is the guy she said Kanye pisses on because he can, right? She’s honestly the funniest around.

Also Bebe Rexha is so exhausting. Having a bad body and that loud nasal voice is her whole brand. Sorry she lost her pregnancy though.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Miles and miles of feces inside of a person

How can you continue being fat after this
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I just have no idea how anyone can read this and not just immediately start laughing

She’s an insane treasure, she’s not an ally, she’s not anyone’s friend, she’s like a beautiful radioactive gem that burns everything around it

Nice to behold, from a very safe distance

 

[Spergerella Junior]

Giving her some appreciation streams this dreary morning. I wish she could reign in her crazy enough to be successful. Write some books, do a podcast, run a music review blog, something.