Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Fart Huffer]

Just saw a tranny working at a gas station.
He had his long wispy ginger hair tied back into two pigtails using the kind of frilly ponytail-holders a little girl would use. (The thickness of the ponytail-holders made his hair seem even more thin, ironically.) and his thin lips were lined in lipstick. He wore his glasses on a beaded chain around his neck (using the ol' peggy hill trick?) Otherwise he just looked like your average rail-thin nerdy male with a big hawk nose.
Luckily he wasn't working register so I didn't have to speak to him.

Actually, it's kind of ironic because he resembled the transition goal of this one autoandrophilic pooner I used to keep tabs on:

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I recently went to a renaissance festival and saw two guys there wearing pronoun pins. They both looked vaguely inhuman. The first one's pin said "gender goblin". I think that's about accurate. He has scraggly blue fried long hair, dirty teeth, hunched over with the creepiest nerd stare behind thick glasses.

You would never in a million years mistake him for anything androgynous.
Even this real goblin looks more androgynous than he does.

The other one I saw was a really big fat boy. He looked like a big fat man-sized baby.

Wearing a 'they/them' pin on his vest. lmao. His face was extremely uncanny as it moved, like some kind of genetic disease.

I'm sure there were dozens more at the fair, but you'd never know because they just look like typical members of their own biological sexes. It seems to attract those special snowflakes like flies to shit. A lot of the people there seemed to exude the smug aura of being willing to lecture you for 15 minutes for calling a man a man. There were so many ugly, dysgenic people who looked like they crawled out of a cave somewhere. My friend said this place was secretly a giant swingers' club, which makes me want to throw up at the thought of it. 4/10 They had good root beer.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Especially one that has the kind of body dysmorphia that turns you into this degree of gymbro

This body can be achieved in one year. It's not even significantly big or lean

 

[Pig Cups]

I recently went to a renaissance festival

I’ve never been to one, namely because I have no interest in the medieval/English renaissance period, and the crowds who frequent such events aren’t really my taste. I’d be so fucking embarrassed walking around in one of those costumes, going “cup of grog, m’lady?”

That being said, I think I should go to one now, but for the sole purpose of observing and photographing troons- a safari of sorts. Based on all I’ve heard, I should manage to see a ton of them, since it’s one of the only attractions where they feel safe and comfortable to congregate.

 

[Detective Carey]

Both troons of any flavor and poly freaks absolutely infest any sort of Renaissance Faire or similarly themed event, especially if it is multi day/has overnight camping. They're great spots to weirdo watch, but be highly suspicious and don't get dragged into any private tents or drink anything given to you, as they can be absolute breeding grounds of STDs, drugging/assault claims/charges. No I didn't get drugged/raped, but I've seen enough drama/fallout from that sort of degeneracy play out over the years in those communities to state this confidently. Approach these events with the same heightened sense of awareness you'd approach a rave or multi day concert festival.

 

[Écho Öwl]

private tents or drink anything given to you, as they can be absolute breeding grounds of STDs, drugging/assault claims/charges.

Good advice.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I'm sure there were dozens more at the fair, but you'd never know because they just look like typical members of their own biological sexes. It seems to attract those special snowflakes like flies to shit. A lot of the people there seemed to exude the smug aura of being willing to lecture you for 15 minutes for calling a man a man. There were so many ugly, dysgenic people who looked like they crawled out of a cave somewhere. My friend said this place was secretly a giant swingers' club, which makes me want to throw up at the thought of it. 4/10 They had good root beer

Because "theyfabs" (as in they + the acronym for assigned female at birth) is used as a name for women who change pronouns to they/them and don't do much else to look the part of their new gender identity, can "theymabs" for their male counterparts be a thing? Because I know one similar to those ren faire guys and I in fact wouldn't have known he was NB identified until somebody else who knows him self-corrected with the pronouns - "he's... they're running late" and suddenly it all made sense as to why he looks for all intents and purposes like your average neckbeard (doesn't even shave, which makes no sense because a beard is like the one feature that lets you immediately pick a person as male) yet dresses/acts in an over the top flamboyant manner - think steampunk/Victorian inspired outfits and "uwu quirky" humour. A real teaboo (think weeb but for England instead of Japan) as well. But despite all that he doesn't appear to bathe often because he smells like arse and his hair is always greasy.

What really gets me about men who claim NB, as well as them generally popping up more lately, is that you'd think the first thing they'd do is shave, but apparently that's a whole look of its own. See: Bowblax and his nasty "glow-up" ever since he came out as non binary (more like a glow-down really).

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

What really gets me about men who claim NB, as well as them generally popping up more lately, is that you'd think the first thing they'd do is shave, but apparently that's a whole look of its own.

Women who claims to be NB is "quirky". Men who claims to be NB is a sexual predator

 

[Dr. Butt]

Approach these events with the same heightened sense of awareness you'd approach a rave or multi day concert festival.

Are you joking? With far more awareness. The loser events you describe are just fat girl + tranny rapist orgies (fucking emphasis on the "fat girl" part. Just...miles and miles of 5'1" shelf-titted Catherine I lookalikes with stringy mouse-brown hair and red Halloween shop velour dresses). Raves and Glastonbury have a non-zero amount of people there to hear music, as well as a non-zero amount of normal men who might kick the shit out of a creepy man.

 

[Kerry Benton]

Both troons of any flavor and poly freaks absolutely infest any sort of Renaissance Faire or similarly themed event, especially if it is multi day/has overnight camping. They're great spots to weirdo watch, but be highly suspicious and don't get dragged into any private tents or drink anything given to you, as they can be absolute breeding grounds of STDs, drugging/assault claims/charges. No I didn't get drugged/raped, but I've seen enough drama/fallout from that sort of degeneracy play out over the years in those communities to state this confidently. Approach these events with the same heightened sense of awareness you'd approach a rave or multi day concert festival.

HAHA I also went to the faire to weirdo watch this weekend! Highest concentration of troons, poons, and loons I’ve been around in a long time.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

>Doing UberEats when i was broke as fuck
>Get an order for someone named "Frolicks"
>Assume its some sort of jeetoid
>Have to wait around the restaraunt for like 40 minutes because Frolicks ordered not one, but two impossible burgers
>checks out, jeets worship cows
>Arrive at the dilapitated trailer house
>The scent of cat shit/piss is unmistakable the second i exit my car
>The most vile smell i can recall punches me in the face as Frolicks opens the door
>The cat shit odor is suddenly sharing the stage with a strong roadkill stench
>A creature roughly 6'2" is staring at me
>Dude looks exactly like PPP cosplaying a street bum
>"Hello! I've got a doordash order for Frolicks?"
>Frolicks wordlessly takes his $30 soyburgers
>"Enjoy!"
>"Thanks."

He did give me a normal-sized tip, though. Inb4 "I bet you got more than just the tip", Frolicks had clearly been mutilated already.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

He did give me a normal-sized tip, though. Inb4 "I bet you got more than just the tip", Frolicks had clearly been mutilated already.

You took a peak down there?

 

[The Secret Sauce]

You took a peak down there?

No, but I doubt the roadkill stench was caused by his blouse.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

That's what I haven't noticed by the post-op troons I met IRL, but maybe those too mentally ill to keep hygiene religiously and hose the thing twice a day or something, are gatekept from public insurance-funded medical transition here. Also they are on a fuckton of prescribed psych medication that keeps them upright somehow. I guess that's not the case of trailerfag mr. Frolicks.

 

[break these cuffs]

I live in a small town that straddles the red/blue line almost perfectly. I've seen a tranny exactly once in town and it was a 6'+ older guy wearing a pink jacket and stud earings. Maybe he was even a tranny and was pretending to be something in between. There've been a couple in a nearby liberal town, but they've all been unremarkable stereotypical men in dresses. I've shockingly not seen any in Portland, Maine not Oregon, but I don't go there very often and that all changed a week ago.

Going to Portland is a drive and something we typically make a day of visiting friends, running errands, going to an event, etc. I was doing some shopping after dropping everyone else off a kid friendly event and I'm glad I did. While walking to my car I noticed a woman loading a large box into her car wearing an odd dress. It was a very 40s or 50s style puffy young girls dress and stockings, like maybe it would be considered lolita style. I know that's a thing and this Portland is still plenty weird.

Then he pushed the box into his SUV and I could see his face. It was a short 75 year old man in a wig with pigtails. The dress was pink with white ruffle layers and ended above the knee. The shoes were old school black girls dress shoes. He was very obviously trying to look like a 5-10 year old girl from the era he grew up in. I could see Shirley Temple wearing his outfit.

My face twisted into visible disgust. Everything about his appearance screamed degenerate predator. It was obviously an exhibition fetish for him to go to a popular shopping center dressed in what you could confuse with little girl's Halloween costume. Every instinct I had was that I needed to do something about this guy. He did not need belong in our community. I would have confronted him he said anything to my wife or kids. Thankfully I was alone and I just got in my car and left.

I did a image search for "1950's young girls dress" and found one which matched his dress closest from a pinterest page titled "Sissy Maid Dresses, Frilly Dresses, Ladies Mini Dresses, Satin Dresses". This confirms everything I thought about the guy. Yes, it's on a real doll.

 

[A Fly on the wall]

Think yesterday set a record for most repulsive troon I've ever seen. Went into work after leaving something there the night before and my buddy turns up so we sit down and share a beer. The only person on bar at this time was a girl in her mid 20s when this thing walks in.

He's wearing a synthetic 80s perm wig that looks so fake I could tell from the other side of the room and he had this horrific ankle dress on. He also had makeup (mostly black lipstick) smothered across his face, looked like something out of a horror show. The guy himself was about 70 and he had one of those bags on wheels old women carry about. After he got served he stayed at the bar and began to incessantly hit on this poor girl. In the end I had to get up and pretend to order another drink so he'd finally get the fuck away from the register.

I have no idea why he slipped through the cracks especially considering the fact my town is known for its distaste for troons, even with the college nearby

 

[Just a boring name]

Was in the extremely (un)fortunate position of needing to visit Barnsley Town Centre today.
Bloke (probably in his 50's/60's) with long grey hair, full grey beard, pink t shirt, pink fluffy short skirt, fishnet tights, ladies pointy cowboy boots, and under his arm was tucked a pink Stitch character teddybear.
A woman was walking with him.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Walked in the female restroom and the tranny coworker is in there touching up his makeup. So I walked back out.

I'm having a bad day today

 

[Just a boring name]

I hope your day gets better.

 

[Terfatron]

Was trying to enjoy my coffee and saw this hobgoblin. Like the hobo from Mulholland drive it was a whole ass jumpscare
You're welcome

 

[aphelion]

Had the misfortune of attending a fun park in Myrtle Beach (or as I like to call it, walmart by the sea). Great for people watching. Lots of freakshows. This couple had caught my eye earlier near the food trucks. They were wearing obnoxious matching shirts that said "I my crazy wife/ husband) . At first I just thought "gross miscegenists" because I saw this edgar looking Mexican dude with a blonde. I saw that the blonde hair was scraggly and unkempt and then thought it was probably some methed up trailer park whore so no big loss.
Later I was posted up on a bench across from a ride judging people and I saw them getting on the ride. I watched and thought to myself that the blonde moved oddly. Just something about the way the blonde walked up to the ride and sat and how they moved their body as the attendant buckled them in and then it hit me. That's a man, baby!
The first pic I felt was too inconclusive for this thread. Could just be a misfortunate and dysgenic woman. But there's no denying it from the second pic.

And big ups to everyone with the sneaky pics. They're my favorite part of the thread.