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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,053
Hope you're right but I don't believe it. On the other hand, think about this 160 IQ schizo theory:
  • Jet told some of the people at the IRL auditions in Brooklyn that the show (season 4) would be 4 weeks
  • Bloodgames was 2 weeks last year
  • 2 week bloodgames + 4 week season 4 = 6 weeks
  • 7 males, 5 females, 6 weeks of fishtank
Cutting the show down to 4 weeks would be a very smart move: 6 week seasons end up having a lot of dead time in execution, cutting it down a bit would give more quality within the timeframe
 
Cutting the show down to 4 weeks would be a very smart move: 6 week seasons end up having a lot of dead time in execution, cutting it down a bit would give more quality within the timeframe
4 week seasons would be the best way to immediately increase the quality of the show. I fear the wiggers will simply assume that less time = less money though, instead of just spending some time actually planning the season to be worth spending more money on rather than painting or whatever retarded shit they do currently.
 
Payton update. Probably a coincidence, they're both from TX.
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Burt is live after a week break since getting "the last of his implants" removed. I think he just got his tricep implants removed this time, and the only other removal he got was his lat implants a few months ago. I'm sure he still has pec, ab, bicep, calf, and other implants still in his body, though he says he is all natural now. He's also bearded, said he's going to grow it out.

Side Note: Burt opened the stream eating Boston Market chicken. I've tuned in to or watched about 30 out of Burt's 45 streams and I swear to God, every single time I've tuned in he's been eating Boston Market, always rotisserie chicken, cilantro lime rice, and mac n cheese.

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Poultry, pasta... And p-cilantro lime rice idk.
 
Sodaman posted this yesterday, looks like the BG2 set is coming together.
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I’m guessing this will be in June, whenever there’s the least rain
As for the party, probably at least Jimmy, Vance (as a general tard wrangler) Burt, and Luke
Letty feels unlikely (isn’t she overseas currently?), Josie probably wouldn’t last outside, Tayleigh is canonically dead as of BG1, and most of the S3 women probably wouldn’t do well in bloodgames at all
 
A lot of people seem convinced Binx and/or Mizzy will be there, and I think it's pretty likely at least one of them will.
I'm almost sure Mizzy will be there. She has called in, interviewed, or connected with every other ex-fish that streams. Also appeared on streamstars, and they put the effort to give her a stock ticker in their new little scam. She is networking hard in the fishtank sphere and being Burt's buddy alone will probably mean he asked for her to be on his team.

Binx on the other hand seems kinda memory holed. Someone asked the other night on her stream why she didnt get a "stox" profile on the site and she seemed kinda miffed. She said something like "Guess they don't like me too much over there anymore" and brought up how she generated the 2nd most revenue for them that season.

Still with how many plushies and roses Binx sold they would be dumb to not bring her in if Jet is really that hard up for money like he is complaining about.
 
Ok my final dream BG2 roster, locking it in.
Burt - Pretty much a shoe in unless his recent tirade has put him in hot water, would be easy content.
Mizzy - Token girl and would be fun to watch LARP poorly, is a pretty good sport overall.
Josie - S1 rep because nobody else really fits I don't think, simp money bait but I would easily have her over Binx in that same role.
Jimmy - Too good to pass up even if I don't really want returning party members.
Simbal - Untapped potential in this jeet, I could see him either butting heads with Jimmy or attempting to become his wrangler, either way it would be interesting.
Jobe - Freeloader rep and I get the feeling him and Jimmy might hit it off well.

For NPC and other roles:
Luke - I think he's too ingrained with the wiggers now to be a proper party member but he should be a very prominent NPC, someone around pretty much at all times like Greg was.
Greg - He was a great LARPer and I just like him.
Frank - Unpopular choice maybe but I want him in as some kind of raid boss or something, the Duke's right hand. Should only be around in a LARPing capacity and not just to hassle people.
Vance - Auxiliary cameraman and cig runner.
 
Mizzy would be fun because she is cringe
Binx would suck because she is cringe
The most important thing about Fishtank is it's OK to be cringe as long as you're cringe in an entertaining way (Jimmy, Mizzy) and not cringe in a boring way (Tay, Binx).

I can't see Mixxy putting in the effort to really have fun, after watching her half-ass everything on S3.
Mizzy sandbagging was largely due to the rugpull and the learning curve of switching from FH to FT. By the end of her stay she had started to figure it out but they voted her out, thanks Jet! She wouldn't do that in a situation where she knows what is expected of her and what the audience wants (and where there's no voting eliminations), which she will for Bloodgames.
 
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