Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BALLZ-BROKEN MkII]

Love how we just get these random cryptid style photos of Rekieta in the wild. Seems to be traveling light. A suitcase for a suit and backpack. I assume the suitcase of sex toys and sex cross are on the other side of him.

I'm pretty sure Melton has his own sex toys.

My guess is because the father wasn't doing father stuff. I bet little rekieta was allowed to do whatever the hell he wanted.

Daddy Rackets did live in Minnesota while he was working at Cray, so there is a good chance that he wasn't around for the majority of Nick's formative years.

Odds that Reiketa does coke in Vegas? Temptations gonna be high

I'm thinking Rackets and Ape are just gonna get a cheap hotel room and re-enact Leaving Las Vegas. He'd have at least a week, right? Before shit got real with his PO and he'd get in contact with the Clark County Sheriffs office and they dragged him back to MN.

And if anyone feels like doing some AI art, I have a humble request. I wanna see the opening cut scene to Fallout: New Vegas with PPP dressed as Benny and Andy Warski dressed as a Great Kahn digging a grave.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Just one more week and it will be 8000 pages in your next retelling.

Just wait till we reach 8milion pages.

Also why the fuck would MNPR release anything out of the blue like that? Whoever it is always had the best timing to either make Nick not stream or ruin his stream mood, releasing it without any proper livestream would be really boring.

 

[AnOminous]

In fairness he is a brain damaged retard

I mean if he does “relapse” and thinks it’s all Joever, he might do it just do it just to have one last ultimate high before jail.

Except instead of a gun, when he shouts "SAY HELLLOO TO MY LEETLE FRIEND" he'll whip out a Balldo.

 

[AltisticRight]

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"Benderman: The 8 Balldos."

 

[Watching Rekieta]

If Nick is ousted from his throne of Lolcowdom, it won't be by Ralph. Ralph is past his prime.

lolcows are never past their prime. It's a defining feature. For example, developing a new coke and alcohol habit in middle age is "past their prime" behavior for normal people. But Nick channeled that innate "lolcow of the year" energy into a raging, dick sucking Less Than Zero, take my kids from me addiction. Ralph is just searching for that perfect "Hold my beer" selfie spot. It's in his DNS

 

[Scramble]

We are aware. In fact, it came up again in the thread on Friday. Nick's also been trying to remind people of that stream multiple times on Twitter, and Melton's chat.

I am sure there are a variety of opinions on what Kurt said on that stream but, independent of that, I think a lot of people just think it's funny that Nick's been flinging shit at Kurt for days now, and Kurt pulled 5.2k views in a one hour stream when Nick couldn't legit break 2k in a single stream all week.

Remember, nobody is required to like any of Nick's enemies. However, it logically follows, to some extent at least, that the lesser you think of them, the funnier it is when they felt him. Kurt beating Nick in views on anything would have been unthinkable a few years ago.

You bring up some great points! I like Rekieta even less than I like Uncivil, so I appreciate you reminding me of the excellent points you made in this post. My main goal in life is to try to keep an open mind, so you're right, it's awesome that Uncivil beats Rekieta these days.
Thank you, @Captain Manning !

 

[AnOminous]

lolcows are never past their prime. It's a defining feature. For example, developing a new coke and alcohol habit in middle age is "past their prime" behavior for normal people. But Nick channeled that innate "lolcow of the year" energy into a raging, dick sucking Less Than Zero, take my kids from me addiction. Ralph is just searching for that perfect "Hold my beer" selfie spot. It's in his DNS

Nick is actually less mature and more sociopathic than the characters in Less than Zero, an impressive feat considering they're mostly teens and early 20s and Ellis wrote it when he was only 20.

Nick is also definitely the dude who got hooked on smack and sucked cock to pay back his drug debts.

You bring up some great points! I like Rekieta even less than I like Uncivil, so I appreciate you reminding me of the excellent points you made in this post. My main goal in life is to try to keep an open mind, so you're right, it's awesome that Uncivil beats Rekieta these days.
Thank you, @Captain Manning !

That's why I look forward to Pedomelt inevitably snaking him in some way. Maybe this weekend, maybe later. I absolutely detest Pedomelt. He fills me with a visceral loathing. He's just an absolutely repulsive piece of shit in every imaginable way. That said, seeing him utterly own Cuckieta would be hilarious.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Rackets has been in vegas for hours and nothing has happened.

another nothingburger just like MNPR's "800 pages" that Shawn/Meme Copium have alleged.

It's not even Nick's set until tomorrow weenie. Why blow a load early? Got a premature ejaculation problem there buddy?

 

[Captivate6548]

We can't, and though he is not above wearing the same shirt for two very public days in a row, a shoop is as good of an explanation if someone lazily used a screenshot from his most recent stream as the AI prompt. That said, if it was faked it was fairly well done with maybe only one weird artifact:

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Assuming it's real, it's funny in its own right for another reason: it seemed odd that he would be just standing and staring into space indefinitely without purpose as though waiting around for someone, especially when the Plaza has express self-check-in kiosks he should have been more than capable of operating pursuant to his supposedly existing reservation:

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From the overall mise en scène it looks more like MAPton didn't bother to make a prepaid reservation in Nick's own name in advance, so Nick had to pathetically text his e-daddy from the lobby to meet and show him to whatever room would be allocated to him, and then suffer an agonizing standing wait for anyone to greet him. Then in the meantime, rather than simply walk up and say hello, MAPton or someone in his entourage took the time to waddle over from the fat fucks' permanent encampment at the food court to sneak a photo of the cuck cryptid without his knowledge and snicker at him behind his back, all the while making him wait even longer.

Here's hoping that any such laughter at his expense will be a recurring theme throughout all phases of the event.

You're right. The person who posted it said he was waiting for Melton.

 

[Beeeeeejams]

I skimmed through Fatrick Smellton's show at last year's Hackamania on youtube, and wherever you drop in he's either talking about Aaron, or about five seconds from getting back to talking about Aaron. It can't be overstressed how much his show and his life revolve around Aaron fucking Imholte, the least important person in the world.

Imagine going on stage, in front of a small crowd in a small room , and talking about how much you hate Aaron Imholte for an hour. Then you go home and talk about how much you hate Aaron Imholte on stream for five hours every day. You do that for a couple more years, fantasize about his children occasionally, then you kill yourself, and your body isn't discovered for three months, because nobody gives a shit about you. That's Fatrick Smellton.

Now imagine paying Fatrick Smellton to pretend to be your friend tolerate your presence, so that he can use you as a weapon against Aaron fucking Imholte, the least important person in the world. That's Nick Rekieta.

Not only is Aaron the least important person in the world, he's a literally who radio host from the middle of fucking nowhere Minnesota. How does one develop an alog obsession over someone that lame?

 

[break these cuffs]

You're right. The person who posted it said he was waiting for Melton.

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Nicky always needs a wrangler whether it's his dad, his PO, or Pedo Paddy. The big boy can't do anything on his own besides drugs!

 

[Melty Butter]

Personally, I'm enjoying this delusional fanfic that Kayla will "leave" Nick while he's in Vegas, and I choose to indulge in the fever dream for a couple of days until we discover it's wrong. Thing is, she wouldn't leave. She'd kick him out.

To do so, she'd have to set a few wheels in motion, many of which are easily done:

• Evidence of abuse; witnesses to verify, like a former nanny or Aaron or a kid or two
• Perhaps a sealed restraining order that she'd obtain today or yesterday
• Evidence that she's sober and he is not (cough cough - WHIPPETS!)
• A good family court attorney, like the one who represented her in the CPS case
• Proof that she's married to a FELON and her record is clean (check)
• Maybe a few therapists or CPS workers who will back her up
• A story of him leaving for Vegas to party/drug/fuck

And before Swole swoops in with the letter of the law, judges commonly adjudicate domicile issues when couples cannot live together, particularly when "abuse" is occurring and kids are involved. They try to keep kids in their homes with the more responsible parent.

These days, it wouldn't necessarily put her in a better financial position. The house would still be divided equally, more or less, in any settlement. Point is, if Kayla has any brain cells left, now's her time.

I should've changed that stupid lock
Or made you leave your key
If I'd've known for a second
You'd be back to bother me

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Proof that she's married to a FELON and her record is clean (check)

He is not a Felon. The charge is stayed.

I agree with pretty much everything else. If she can show abuse from Nick towards any child in recent history, she would get to stay in the house with the kids and Nick would have to find a new place. He could hang out with April in the crack shack.

 

[AnOminous]

He is not a Felon. The charge is stayed.

He's a felon. Just not a convicted one.

 

[Soapmore]

I dont recall the exact number of pages they claimed. Whatever it was is irrelevant because the actual number is ZERO.

Do Nick's balls taste as greasey as he looks?

 

[Pill Cosby]

It’s about time his daughter stops doing drugs and starts the washing machine cook some spaghetti-o’s; how else will Nick wear clean clothes and eat?

 

[Folgers Can]

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>He isn't a MAAAN because he DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ON A human LEVEL
????
I'm sorry, what? What does this even mean? Spelling the word "man" with 3 As and some random words typed in all caps?
How many cans of nitrous do I have to huff to comprehend fagbabble?

TLDW: That one's a very specific Dabbleverse reference, mocking several affectations known for their repetition in daily rants by KarmicX, one of MAPton's b-list cows whose stream Nick inexplicably joined on Monday night pretending to be friendly in an apparent attempt at big-timing Aaron's befriending of him on STES earlier that same night, after which Nick turned around and shit all over KarmicX in MAPton's chat late Tuesday night, after which a KarmicX tweet on Wednesday afternoon called out said snaking, after which Nick flailed in KarmicX's nearly empty chat in the wee hours of Thursday morning despite a flight to catch. Mind you, this guy who got under Nick's skin enough to consume his thoughts so much all week only started streaming in the past few months to 30-50 viewers on a good day. Why wouldn't a living legend like Nicholas Robert Rekieta be above such pettiness?

Longer version: This didn't seem to be clipped anywhere so below are the Rekieta-relevant segments of the Wednesday night/Thursday morning show where he was reacting live to Nick chatting at him directly, clipped at 2X to offset the drunkenness. It's funny enough background noise when picturing Nick in that chat seething at the thesaurus of insults hurled at him that at times sounded like KF posts in streamer form, until Nick eventually skulked away like a little bitch:

We may forever know next to nothing of this guy but if someone so small can somehow make Nick seethe as much as he has, then he must be doing something right.

 

[Desktop User2]

He seems a lot less animated lately. Like half his stream he'll be staring out into space at nothing like a brain-damaged retard.

Well, after you lived the thrill of watching your wife being fucked by a conga line of Jamaicans fluffed by your mouth while high on adrenochrome, you would be extremely desensitized too.

 

[Swole McPole]

"Lucy Tightbox" I am lolling my fucking ass off.

If you're choosing a pseudonym that declares to the world how tight your vagina is, it's an absolute certainty that said vagina will resemble a paperhanger's bucket.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He seems a lot less animated lately. Like half his stream he'll be staring out into space at nothing like a brain-damaged retard.

I'm no psychologist, but I think it's genuine undiagnosed PTSD. You don't only get it fighting in the raghead sandpit. It appears to me the drug use, destruction of his reputation and the contempt of all his family and friends has actually broken his psyche.