Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

It's hard to improve on greatness. But why not try?

Good attempt, but a little too verbose at times.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

globalnym It Troonem.

That made my day.

Dylan will be hyperventilating over cream teas and breathlessly explaining to all us retarded Americans that it’s JAM FIRST and then clotted cream because that’s what they do at Buckingham Palace.

And he'll do it in a subtle English accent. "When in London!"

Good attempt, but a little too verbose at times.

Agreed. Which is why I kept to the classic bare bones as much as possible. Brevity is the soul of wit and all that. But in Pooterino's defense, the opportunity to address Dylan's vast repertoire of troon + fag bullshit does inspire verbosity. I struggled against it myself. You want to get as much in as possible!

 

[Dr. Butt]

JAM FIRST and then clotted cream

This is Devonian erasure you BIGOT

 

[NoReturn]

DYLAN deeebuuuuuuuuuuuutessss in WEST END!

The other stunning, shining stars.

 

[AssignedEva]

And he'll do it in a subtle English accent

There is nothing subtle about Dylan. If he attempts an English accent, he'll go full Dick Van Dyck.

DYLAN deeebuuuuuuuuuuuutessss in WEST END!

If people aren't familiar with London, this is what's called a Mews Terrace - basically a cloistered side street that used to be stables.
This one is specifically Kynance Mews. It is not really near anything, but is popular with influencers due to the wisteria and pretty archways (and in Autumn, Virginia Creeper). He did not happen across a scenic corner of London and spontaneously decide to film something, he headed there for this express purpose. You are experiencing the transgender + London equivalent of Emily In Paris.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

DYLAN deeebuuuuuuuuuuuutessss in WEST END!

His mannequin face and body read so male in that first vid. That arm over the head move is supposed to be standard & organic female dancing bliss (it’s astroturfed everywhere) but you really need a true & honest female form (and feminine grace, kek) to pull it off. That was painful to watch.

And unless Fag Hag was a musical or had musical numbers, I think this will be Dylan’s first real live musical theater gig since BoM.

Will the critics lick troon boot or bury him?

 

[NoReturn]

Enjoy Dylly, Bongs.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

DYLAN deeebuuuuuuuuuuuutessss in WEST END!

Dylan and all his fellow fellows should remember their place. Ugly fashion and inexplicable styles are a strictly FEMALE game. Trannies are forever limited to the obvious and easy to read scrawl of drag-- the special ed of aesthetics. Obviously Dylan is a habitual line stepper and loves showing off his sinewy man legs and gangly arms, but I know it bites at him to be so restricted. He's trying for girlish tom-boyish ambiguity but the result is spry old codger on his way to the pharmacy:

Also, to @AssignedEva and all wisteria recognizers and appreciators!

 

[pooterino]

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Dylan and all his fellow fellows should remember their place. Ugly fashion and inexplicable styles are a strictly FEMALE game. Trannies are forever limited to the obvious and easy to read scrawl of drag-- the special ed of aesthetics. Obviously Dylan is a habitual line stepper and loves showing off his sinewy man legs and gangly arms, but I know it bites at him to be so restricted. He's trying for girlish tom-boyish ambiguity but the result is spry old codger on his way to the pharmacy:
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Also, to @AssignedEva and all wisteria recognizers and appreciators!

Dylan reminds me of an Ikea GRIMO corner wardrobe:

Spoiler: boxy hon

And I mean that literally. Sure, there's a joke about closets to be made in there somewhere but I'm just too tired to care.

 

[NoReturn]

Sponcon?

 

[Melee Bouquet]

Sponcon?

Honcon.

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

“There’s something about being here that makes me feel like, um, people have been so kind, and um, I just, the theater culture’s amazing, and um, Percy Pigs are my favorite,” Mulvaney said in a reference to a virally popular gummy candy in the UK.

Hey fam, day 700 of being a mentally ill drain on society. I'm going to start using "um" a ridiculous amount, because I'm a gurrrlll!!!

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

DYLAN deeebuuuuuuuuuuuutessss in WEST END!

East End boys and West End... boys.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

To elaborate why I think Dylan is not being sponsored: Versace was recently scooped up by Prada for $1.38 billion, way down from the initial asking price of $3 billion (this follows several quarters of losses and Donatella Versace stepping down as creative director earlier this year). On top of that, there is serious economic turbulence ahead, especially for luxury brands who make their goods in China (tariffs, recession, and so much more! LOL). For more details, please see this April 10th write up by Forbes on Prada's acquisition of Versace. At any rate, cozying up to the man who caused one of the most spectacular brand implosions in recent history is risky to the point of unprofessionalism, doubly so for a troubled brand under new ownership.

However, the dress in question is currently sold on Versace's website and Dylan did wear it to a Met Gala pre-party which Donatella also attended. Additionally, he's wearing Versace shoes which are not on the US versace.com website; if they are a new design that hasn't been released yet, then maybe he is being loaned/given items by the brand. But this isn't an important or exclusive piece-- it's a $3,990 mass market dress and you can pickup the short version at Nordstrom.

(Harper's Bazaar link | archive) (versace.com | wouldn't archive)
To me, it's more likely that Dylan either bought the dress himself or honconned someone into letting him borrow it. If that isn't the case, Dylan should enjoy chomping on his last crumbs: as the economy forces companies and their employees to be more prudent the freebies will dry up. Only insulated and insular companies who see Dylan's radioactivity as a plus will want to work with him. His next ensemble is going to come from a ~queer owned~ resale shop or some Instagram atelier that makes prom gowns.

 

[pooterino]

To me, it's more likely that Dylan either bought the dress himself or honconned someone into letting him borrow it. If that isn't the case, Dylan should enjoy chomping on his last crumbs: as the economy forces companies and their employees to be more prudent the freebies will dry up. Only insulated and insular companies who see Dylan's radioactivity as a plus will want to work with him. His next ensemble is going to come from a ~queer owned~ resale shop or some Instagram atelier that makes prom gowns.

Whether or not Dylan is sponsored, my question is... does it work? Well, let's play everyone's favorite game... MAN... OR... WOMAN...!

You all know the rules: we've meticulously shooped out certain identifying features that might give it away too easily; you've all got to earn that prize!*** So, who wants to guess? Man. Or. Woman!?

Spoiler: jeopardy theme

***please note for legal purposes there are no actual prizes except maybe a gold star the winner could get or something

 

[ScooterL]

Man. Or. Woman!?

The carrying angle rarely lies. If you draw a straight line from shoulder to wrist, a woman's elbow will be off the line, and a man's will be dead on it.



Don't even get me started on the manly leg.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Enjoy Dylly, Bongs.
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I just love how much Dylan's voice changes depending on context. In the top video he's not even trying to sound female.

I did some quick searching on reviews for "We Aren't Kids Anymore". I saw only one, and Dylan's name was not mentioned once.

 

[Dr. Butt]

In the top video he's not even trying to sound female.

He's fucking auditioning for Buffalo Bill in that one. Can he not see how crazy he looks, laughing out his gaping muppet maw without any words of introduction? It looks like a vlog entry of a celebrity stalker who manages to kill the celebrity before killing himself.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

Whether or not Dylan is sponsored, my question is... does it work?

Very instructive image, Pooterino. I was immediately reminded of the pose often used in the official portraiture of Egyptian rulers:

from left to right: Pharaoh Ramses II , Dylan Mulvaney, King Menkaure and his Queen Khamerernebty

Look at these men-- tense, taut shoulders, an upright back, and one foot ahead of the other in an authoritative, steady stride-- each a king! This attitude was a popular and enduring convention in ancient Egyptian art because it communicated masculinity and power very effectively. Notice how the clenched fists and long arms convey a dangerous kind of readiness and reach, the apparent stiffness of their upper bodies implying bow-string tension rather than stillness. Their narrow hips and tight, flat stomachs emphasize the broadness of their shoulders and create a strong center of gravity, making the forward movement of their legs appear heavy and deliberate.

This is the essence of male authority as distilled one of the greatest civilizations to ever exist. Compare it to the depiction of King Menkaure's female companion, who is probably his wife Queen Khamerernebty but perhaps his mother or a goddess. In contrast to the men, she is soft and plump, gazing into the distance with a serene expression. Her dainty hands gently rest on Menkaure, guiding him with prudence and wisdom. What a contrast to the nervous, wiry Dylan Mulvaney and his plastic, sinewy drag act.

The sheer effrontery of being trans gives Dylan the same confident, dominating air of a colossus of Ramses II but it will NEVER make him a woman.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Dylan went to a Lush event in NYC