Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

[CatParty]

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@Ravenor reopen it now

 

[ON 190]

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You poor deluded potato.

 

[repentance]

Why would Toren have to pay renter's insurance if he's just Phil's houseguest?

@Ravenor reopen it now

Move it to the Phil forum first. We'll get bouncing and squeaking from both of them then.

 

[Yaks]

To be fair, Sephora would be all over this as a marketing gimmick if they could attract trannies who can pull off the Rue Paul or Courtney Act look, but those people are drag queens and there'd be howls of outrage from troons if Sephora employed men who acknowledge that they only pretend to be women.

At least Drag Queens can pass.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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It's cute how Phil is so stupid that he thinks shutting down the very thing he comes here for in the first place is a good thing.

 

[4Macie]

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@Ravenor look what you did!

But it is funny that Phil thinks he has the power to shut anything down

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

But it is funny that Phil thinks he has the power to shut anything down

But he does, his phone got shut down when he didn't pay the bill, I'm pretty sure his utilities will be shut down soon.

 

[muh_moobs]

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Phil sure is

 

[Florence]

But he does, his phone got shut down when he didn't pay the bill, I'm pretty sure his utilities will be shut down soon.

He's probably shut down the plumbing already

 

[Hellfire]

 

[QT 219]

Jesus. I just did a GIS on Eddie Izzard and I think that's what Toren thinks he's pulling off.

If you take the makeup off, both Izzard and Slingblade look a lot alike, except Izzard is better looking, talented, hard working, famous, and takes good care of himself. But put them both in drag and Izzard blows Slingblade out of the water like a redneck with dynamite in a catfish pond. Plus Izzard isn't going around demanding everyone call him feminine pronouns and expecting them to conform to his worldview. He's a rational, sane, well adjusted person.

I accept that Eddie passes better at being a woman than Toren because Eddie's not trying to convince everyone that he's a woman.

 

[TS 298]

Question I really don't want to ask but am compelled to.

Was the Potato pickled?

I know there was a whole shitshow about asexual girlfriends and chaining people to radiators and other claptrap, but did Torrent and Phil done the underpants dance for real, or just talk about it on fb?

 

[Ravenor]

Question I really don't want to ask but am compelled to.

Was the Potato pickled?

I know there was a whole shitshow about asexual girlfriends and chaining people to radiators and other claptrap, but did Torrent and Phil done the underpants dance for real, or just talk about it on fb?

Let's just say Phil can use the hashtag but he didn't enjoy it.

 

[multiverse]

Slingblade implies he's savvy enough to buy his drugs on the darknet with all of his activism welfare

And reminds us that men in dresses deserve to speak for natal women

 

[The Dude]

I accept that Eddie passes better at being a woman than Toren because Eddie's not trying to convince everyone that he's a woman.

My point entirely. Phil and Slingblade are absolute failures at padding to the point that a CIS male who isn't trying to convince people that he's a woman is more successful at passing than they are. They couldn't fail more at passing if they had full beards and dressed like lumberjacks.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Slingblade implies he's savvy enough to buy his drugs on the darknet with all of his activism welfare
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She doesn't just log online, she logs the fuck online. Using swears like a big girl.

And reminds us that men in dresses deserve to speak for natal women
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And this is exactly why TERFs exist. If a cis guy starts shooting his mouth off about women's experiences he's in no position to understand, that's called mansplaining. It doesn't change just because the man is wearing a dress. A transwoman is never going to be able to get being female in the way a natal woman does. If I was a woman, I think I'd get pissy if some alcoholic bum in drag who spends half his time talking about cock started telling me what womanhood is all about.

Once again, Toren is showing his hypocrisy. He and his fellow troons don't want to be female, they want to be treated as something special and different, someone to whom the normal rules don't apply and who deserves to be rewarded simply for being trans. But as soon as someone tells them they can't do something, it's all, "Oh how dare you exclude us! We're women like you!"

 

[nhocgreen]

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TIL paying your share of the rent is the "desires of others".

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Deadpool]

@Ravenor, Does Torren ever play the DID card with Phil before and after arguments? Like claiming it was her alter that was fronting that called him an italian male. Also does Phil use it as an excuse with torren for fucking up?

 

[Ravenor]

@Ravenor, Does Torren ever play the DID card with Phil before and after arguments? Like claiming it was her alter that was fronting that called him an italian male. Also does Phil use it as an excuse with torren for fucking up?

I think he has but even Phil can tell he was just wasted, and as far as I know the times Phil has used the DID crap in person was when he was trying it on for size and he jabberd at mike as one of his alts for a few hours, he might have tried it again with someone but I'm not aware of it as I haven't flipped anyone who he feels comfortable enough to do that with yet.