Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Holy shit, imagining being a mayor or councilor in some nowhere desert town and having to listen to Slurpy address one of your meetings about how you need to force the owners of the abandoned brothel on the outskirts to sell to him and his very real investors so your town can have a thriving sex industry!
Who wouldn't want a blighted eyesore in their small town that attracts drug dealers and whores and criminals and greasy, drooling, slobbering perverts like Russ? What a sales pitch.
 
Hear me out.

1. Greer uses all of his tardguard points on being granted the opportunity to buy a dilapidated whore house.
2. Somehow is able to secure funding and actually purchases the thing, mostly because God has a sense of humor (ex. Russel Greer).
3. With all of his tard powers expended, he finally loses the case against Null and owes all the legal fees.
4. Is forced to hand over the deed to a blown out whore house to a frowning Null, overseen by Frank Hassle.

Now this is just a work of fiction, but coming up with it made me laugh.
 
Hear me out.

1. Greer uses all of his tardguard points on being granted the opportunity to buy a dilapidated whore house.
2. Somehow is able to secure funding and actually purchases the thing, mostly because God has a sense of humor (ex. Russel Greer).
3. With all of his tard powers expended, he finally loses the case against Null and owes all the legal fees.
4. Is forced to hand over the deed to a blown out whore house to a frowning Null, overseen by Frank Hassle.

Now this is just a work of fiction, but coming up with it made me laugh.
Funny to think of but no, there's absolutely no way Russ, even if given free money to purchase and own the property, would be able to ever get it running. Like any commercial business, they would need to be able to pass a battery of inspections and this shithole probably needs a lot of renovation before they can pass an inspection for plumbing, electrical, health and safety. He wouldn't know how to apply for any of this, no girl is going to work in a place meeting that criteria, and he'd also need licensing from the county.

I don't know what Humboldt's licensing fees are but: "License fees for brothels range from an annual $100,000 in Storey County to an annual $200,000 in Lander County"
 
Hear me out.

1. Greer uses all of his tardguard points on being granted the opportunity to buy a dilapidated whore house.
2. Somehow is able to secure funding and actually purchases the thing, mostly because God has a sense of humor (ex. Russel Greer).
3. With all of his tard powers expended, he finally loses the case against Null and owes all the legal fees.
4. Is forced to hand over the deed to a blown out whore house to a frowning Null, overseen by Frank Hassle.

Now this is just a work of fiction, but coming up with it made me laugh.
He'd be forced to hand over the deed to Ethan Ralph wearing a gopro and streaming live
 
Didn't see this posted. From the Agenda for May 6 meeting of Winnemucca city. Agenda.webp

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Links was posted last page agendasAndMinutes.
 
Didn't see this posted. From the Agenda for May 6 meeting of Winnemucca city.View attachment 7339904
Man, that blended right in, good catch.
Other cities usually include all the information related to these items in the Agenda as attachments. Sometimes a "Agenda Packet" but I don't see one publicly on their website.
 
Funny to think of but no, there's absolutely no way Russ, even if given free money to purchase and own the property, would be able to ever get it running. Like any commercial business, they would need to be able to pass a battery of inspections and this shithole probably needs a lot of renovation before they can pass an inspection for plumbing, electrical, health and safety. He wouldn't know how to apply for any of this, no girl is going to work in a place meeting that criteria, and he'd also need licensing from the county.

I don't know what Humboldt's licensing fees are but: "License fees for brothels range from an annual $100,000 in Storey County to an annual $200,000 in Lander County"
It wouldn't have to be running, he'd just sit in it without power and bitch about how he couldn't get a whore license until-

He'd be forced to hand over the deed to Ethan Ralph wearing a gopro and streaming live
-who would proudly proclaim that nobody knows more about whore houses than him, if you wanna know the truth of it, bish.
 
I'm assuming Russell doesn't actually own the Scott Shady Court Motel at 400 West First Street? Don't you have to actually own a property before you can make planning applications in the USA?

It also explains why he was telling the judge that he can afford the filing fee. If he'd said he can't, when they ask 'well how can you afford to buy this brothel property in the desert' he'd be caught in a lie, wouldn't he?
 
I'm assuming Russell doesn't actually own the Scott Shady Court Motel at 400 West First Street? Don't you have to actually own a property before you can make planning applications in the USA?

It also explains why he was telling the judge that he can afford the filing fee. If he'd said he can't, when they ask 'well how can you afford to buy this brothel property in the desert' he'd be caught in a lie, wouldn't he?
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No. https://humboldt-search.gsacorp.io/parcel/15013218
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Out of curiosity, Who is lithium investments?
Looks like a company that invests in Lithium.

Looks like a random investment company who chose the "Lithium" name based on the chances there will eventually be a nearby mine.

Seems they have plans for, or partnered with, or speculating on, a mine/processing plant in Humboldt County where Winnemucca is so my best guess for the property would be employee housing, and not the prostitute kind.

Edit, they also own, under a different name, two parcels across first street "Goudy Investments"
15-0135-13 15-0135-12 At 411 W First Street and 401 W First Street.

I suppose it is possible, in theory, to be a real investor that Greer is partnered with to return Winnemucca to its glory days of whores.
 
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Hear me out.

1. Greer uses all of his tardguard points on being granted the opportunity to buy a dilapidated whore house.
2. Somehow is able to secure funding and actually purchases the thing, mostly because God has a sense of humor (ex. Russel Greer).
3. With all of his tard powers expended, he finally loses the case against Null and owes all the legal fees.
4. Is forced to hand over the deed to a blown out whore house to a frowning Null, overseen by Frank Hassle.

Now this is just a work of fiction, but coming up with it made me laugh.
I've said for a while that when Null and Hardin win and put Russ in forever debt, they should file a lean against any brothel he ever owns in future, so even in his fantasies of the Mile High Neon, Hardin is there!
 
I dunno about you guys, but when I see dilapidated, abandoned buildings in sleepy towns in rural Nevada on their last breath before the town dies off completely, I don't think 'yeah, I could fuck a hooker in that.'
Winnemucca is in the middle of nowhere, but it's along 80, and it's the only Wal-Mart until you hit Elko or, uh.. probably SLC if you're taking 80 the entire way. There sure isn't shit in Wells.

They're trying to reinvent themselves as an upstanding city, but almost all of their revenue comes from the highway. There are worse places in Nevada to open a whorehouse, like Hawthorne.
 
Winnemucca is in the middle of nowhere, but it's along 80, and it's the only Wal-Mart until you hit Elko or, uh.. probably SLC if you're taking 80 the entire way. There sure isn't shit in Wells.

They're trying to reinvent themselves as an upstanding city, but almost all of their revenue comes from the highway. There are worse places in Nevada to open a whorehouse, like Hawthorne.
I would be building various restaurants and hotels along the highway. Maybe a theater or two as well. Not a chance that I would recommend a brothel.
 
I would be building various restaurants and hotels along the highway. Maybe a theater or two as well. Not a chance that I would recommend a brothel.
Spoken like a man who doesn't need to pay to access the fairer sex and their disability affirming kisses.
You fucking bigot.
 
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