Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Soapmore]

If you're choosing a pseudonym that declares to the world how tight your vagina is, it's an absolute certainty that said vagina will resemble a paperhanger's bucket.

You forgot the Loosey in Lucy Tightbox. It's a joke name all around.

 

[AltisticRight]

To do so, she'd have to set a few wheels in motion, many of which are easily done:

• Evidence of abuse; witnesses to verify, like a former nanny or Aaron or a kid or two
• Perhaps a sealed restraining order that she'd obtain today or yesterday
• Evidence that she's sober and he is not (cough cough - WHIPPETS!)
• A good family court attorney, like the one who represented her in the CPS case
• Proof that she's married to a FELON and her record is clean (check)
• Maybe a few therapists or CPS workers who will back her up
• A story of him leaving for Vegas to party/drug/fuck

And before Swole swoops in with the letter of the law, judges commonly adjudicate domicile issues when couples cannot live together, particularly when "abuse" is occurring and kids are involved. They try to keep kids in their homes with the more responsible parent.

That would be mightily funny and dare I say, quite based of Kayla. Too bad she's a doormat and a cupholder.
She can also swap out the locks and abscond to where her parents are at with kids in tow. If this does happen, it's truly "All Becomes Gunt", because the exact scenario played out with Ethan Ralph's horse.

TLDW: That one's a very specific Dabbleverse reference, mocking several affectations known for their repetition in daily rants by KarmicX, one of MAPton's b-list cows whose stream Nick inexplicably joined on Monday night pretending to be friendly in an apparent attempt at big-timing Aaron's befriending of him on STES earlier that same night, after which Nick turned around and shit all over KarmicX in MAPton's chat late Tuesday night, after which a KarmicX tweet on Wednesday afternoon called out said snaking, after which Nick flailed in KarmicX's nearly empty chat in the wee hours of Thursday morning despite a flight to catch. Mind you, this guy who got under Nick's skin enough to consume his thoughts so much all week only started streaming in the past few months to 30-50 viewers on a good day. Why wouldn't a living legend like Nicholas Robert Rekieta be above such pettiness?

Dabbleverse: wrestling faggotry featuring boomers
I think I found the thing that's gayer that wrasslin.

This implies the existence of a responsible parent in the Rekieta household and from all we’ve seen there is none

Well, the elderly is turning 17 soon, right? He said he'll look after his druggie daddy, making sure no dope gets in him.

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.

Maybe Skelly can do a stunning and brave to increase this ratio a little.
Just look at these photos. I can virtually smell the grease coming out of my monitor.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Anyone aware of a way to watch Rackets appearance at Hackamania? I want to laugh at him.

 

[Potatoherder]

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.

Or 200:1.

Hackamania. Where there are almost no women. And even those few women are men.

Honestly this is no different than before Nick went mask off. That is why he tried so hard to shun his old audience and keep the winemoms happy.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe Skelly can do a stunning and brave to increase this ratio a little.
Just look at these photos. I can virtually smell the grease coming out of my monitor.

This "convention" looks like sadness and despair in corpulent semi-human form. If I ever found myself at something this cringe I'd probably just find a train to jump in front of.

 

[Swole McPole]

You forgot the Loosey in Lucy Tightbox. It's a joke name all around.

That went right over my head. I think it's quite a good joke now.

 

[Captain Manning]

You'd get more women at a literal convention for gay men.

You'd legit get more woman at your average anime convention.

I bring that up because it needs to be said this is all around a massive downgrade for Nick. He went from Anime Matsuri and Kameha Con to... whatever the fuck this is.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

You'd legit get more woman at your average anime convention.

I bring that up because it needs to be said this is all around a massive downgrade for Nick. He went from Anime Matsuri and Kameha Con to... whatever the fuck this is.

If he gets the participants at this con to step on him, they’ll break his ribs.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Its only a matter of time until someone photographs Nick holding alcohol (my guess) or close enough to alcohol that it looks bad before sending it to his PO.

"No sir, I was at parties in Vegas where everyone drank and did drugs BUT me" is gonna be real awkward.

I can only assume he will self sabotage sooner rather than later because he can't handle the internet getting one over on him by reporting his ass (which people will do, because people hate him).

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.
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Zumock and someone named PAAPodcast on Twitter is what I found. I'm sure there are better sources like Discord.

What is this...SHARPEN

ENHANCE



HEIL BALLDO

 

[where's baldo]

You'd get more women at a literal convention for gay men.

I thought it was, weren't they bragging about sharing cum swapping stories?

 

[Law]

This "convention" looks like sadness and despair in corpulent semi-human form. If I ever found myself at something this cringe I'd probably just find a train to jump in front of.

And they're in Vegas so they also managed to look more depressing than the slot zombies

 

[KriegsZensur]

Its not necessarily him (though it might be). If someone and their socks collectively dumps lots of negative feedback on a comment or the right person complains about a comment, it can be hidden or disappear.

YT does this shit by itself. If you are too negative or have a “dangerous” statement (in this case prolly “take a pill and go to sleep” seen as incitement to self harm or something) they’ll come in and wipe it. @elb has been accused of jannying before as well because of this.

 

[Stiffy]

For those unaware Hackamania isn't anywhere near the tourist packed Vegas strip area. The Plaza Hotel & Casino is in downtown Las Vegas which has progressively become a shithole over the years. Bums, drugs, crime, etc. The Plaza itself is routinely ranked as one of the worst in Trip Advisor etc. Read some of the reviews for Lolz.
I really hope Pedomelt loses a lot of money on this shitshow.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

And they're in Vegas so they also managed to look more depressing than the slot zombies

Death to middle-aged men in shorts, t-shirts, and tennis shoes like kindergarteners.

If you must do Vegas, do this:

Or at least this:


Not this:

 

[AltisticRight]

What is this...SHARPEN

ENHANCE

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HEIL BALLDO

The average BMI of this nerddork nambla meeting must be over 40.
Or 50 without skelly.

 

[PhoBingas]

Tbf May didn't stay zoinked out on them Scooby snacks 24/7

I don't think Meigh was smoking that much pot. Somebody had to look after re-roll Rosy.

 

[Stiffy]

I really hope someone gets a pic of this Baumert Meltonite Pay pig who brags about being Melton's personal Secret Service man, and openly flashes his gun around. I know Mike David's "Fools Watch" paparazzi are there so we'll definitely get more pics later. NLO Discord is full of loose lipped losers too btw

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The average BMI of this nerddork nambla meeting must be over 40.
Or 50 without skelly.

Are you saying they are all fat and stinky?

 

[Folgers Can]

I'm sure there are better sources like Discord.

Anyone aware of a way to watch Rackets appearance at Hackamania? I want to laugh at him.

I wasn't going to mention it since both sources are such varying degrees of MAPton-adjacent that they could end up being a werk or even worse could be riddled with digital AIDS, but for anyone willing to risk it with a double-wrapped device, there are at least two ostensibly separate free stream snipes that have been publicly promoted so far and they should go live at around 5:00 PM in tandem with the main show if they're for real:

• https://discord.gg/spergtopia (discord account registration required but no phone number required)
• https://www.hackamania.live (as distinguished from hackamania.com)

Again, these are not in any way endorsed, vouched for, or vetted. Enter at your own risk, and may God have mercy on your soul.