Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Skeletonized Cow]

I don't understand how you all are making these good foods while sick. When I'm sick enough to want to deviate from routine, I'm basically bedridden

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Michael Bay is a McDonald’s. Black chefs are Uwe Boll.

Good Comparison Uwe Boll also likes Government handouts.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Have you ever had to figure out the logistics of sitting on the crapper with explosive diarrhea while also vomiting in a wastebasket at the same time?

 

[TEA 3HF]

I don't understand how you all are making these good foods while sick. When I'm sick enough to want to deviate from routine, I'm basically bedridden

Instant Pot, Nigga. Chop vegetable, add herbs, add broth, maybe add meat if wanted, press button, soup.

 

[p1138]

Instant Pot, Nigga. Chop vegetable, add herbs, add broth, maybe add meat if wanted, press button, soup.

Can do the same with a $25 crock pot. Toss in the ingredients, set to low, go back to bed. Wake up later, have soup.

 

[ScooterL]

Corn starch.

When I make egg drop soup, I throw in some MSG, too. A really good recipe to turn out something restaurant-y without much labor at all.

simple caprese salad

If you can get some really rich tomatoes fresh from a farm in a sunny area. Greek salad in a quiet corner of Kefalonia is one of the best things I have eaten in my life, and I usually don't care for uncooked tomatoes.

Instant Pot

Pays for itself just with its ability to turn inexpensive cuts of beef into the tenderest thing you have ever eaten, in the time it takes to drink a glass or two of wine.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Pays for itself just with its ability to turn inexpensive cuts of beef into the tenderest thing you have ever eaten, in the time it takes to drink a glass or two of wine.

Also great for steaming large quantities of eggs for deviling or any other use. 1-3 minutes at pressure, depending on how firm you want the yolks, quick release. Shells fall right off. If you don't quick release it the whites get a little bit tan, but they taste fine.

You can also cook a bag of beans straight from the bag, no soaking, in 45 minutes at pressure. Beans freeze well too.

A stand mixer is amazing at shredding (unwashed) cooked chicken in seconds. Probably would work on other meats too, but I've never tried it.

Modern kitchen tech is amazing.

 

[Burger Kong]

I love how she's not actually being racist at all. She's actually so pure she thinks only in terms of food yet the mind-warped people getting offended are the ones thinking in racist stereotypes. ("SEASONING POLICE? SHE MUST BE TALKING ABOUT NIGGERS!")

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

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I love how she's not actually being racist at all. She's actually so pure she thinks only in terms of food yet the mind-warped people getting offended are the ones thinking in racist stereotypes. ("SEASONING POLICE? SHE MUST BE TALKING ABOUT NIGGERS!")

It's like when people argued Orcs need to be changed because 'they're offensive black stereotypes' or whenever jews have a little sook at anything that happens to look like the happy merchant
Really stabs at those insecurities

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It's like when people argued Orcs need to be changed because 'they're offensive black stereotypes' or whenever jews have a little sook at anything that happens to look like the happy merchant
Really stabs at those insecurities

at least when you comes to physical appearance, you CAN make the correlation between these fantasy races and imagery used to mock real life races, even if coincidental, it's pretty visibly evident

but "the seasoning police"? nobody would ever make such an association unless they themselves believe that such a descriptor could ONLY mean them
i mean, who thinks of such a broad term as seasoning and immediately goes "ME, THAT'S ME!"
that's like if jews tried claiming hats, or if the chinese tried claiming an affinity for painting, or something
it simply can't have the historical correlation required to see such a thing, it's not there, it can only be done if you believe you are a sole signifier of something like seasoning as a concept
in other words, it can only be done if you're self absorbed

 

[Burger Kong]

at least when you comes to physical appearance, you CAN make the correlation between these fantasy races and imagery used to mock real life races, even if coincidental, it's pretty visibly evident

but "the seasoning police"? nobody would ever make such an association unless they themselves believe that such a descriptor could ONLY mean them
i mean, who thinks of such a broad term as seasoning and immediately goes "ME, THAT'S ME!"
that's like if jews tried claiming hats, or if the chinese tried claiming an affinity for painting, or something
it simply can't have the historical correlation required to see such a thing, it's not there, it can only be done if you believe you are a sole signifier of something like seasoning as a concept
in other words, it can only be done if you're self absorbed

My mom's friend from high school is a black lady. The obnoxious thing about her is that any time she faces criticism she immediately blames it on racism and dismisses it.

"Oh the neighbors are saying my lawn looks ugly? That's racism. Oh my steak came in slightly undercooked when I asked for it cooked medium? That's racism. The waitress forgot to bring me a straw with my soda? That's racism."

It's fucking ridiculous. Claiming something is racist is her special little "get out of any criticism" scott free card.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

There is no way she doesn't know the season police are mostly black. She ain't racist about it, but she knows. She seems smart enough to recognise patterns.

 

[p0e]

I'm back yet again with some niggers doing dumb shit with food, this time it's butter!

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I'm back yet again with some niggers doing dumb shit with food, this time it's butter!

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this woman has been posted here before

i would like to point out
>butter
that's not butter (can you believe it?)

that aside, i will never understand this genre of video where someone films themselves eating in front of a camera
it's mostly niggers, and niggerified whites in inner cities, and it's mostly weird food that they make a whole show of, so they must know it's unusual and do it for attention
but it's such an odd genre to proliferate

 

[batteredpancakes]

A Black woman is going viral for cooking live crabs in her air fryer. Not before she covers them in seasoning first.

 

[CIS White Droid]

A Black woman is going viral for cooking live crabs in her air fryer. Not before she covers them in seasoning first.
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While that is an insane amount of seeznin' cooking crustaceans live is very common. If you have ever gotten a steamed lobster from a supermarket before they cook them live by, effectively, microwaving them. Cooking crabs like this isn't much different.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

While that is an insane amount of seeznin' cooking crustaceans live is very common. If you have ever gotten a steamed lobster from a supermarket before they cook them live by, effectively, microwaving them. Cooking crabs like this isn't much different.

isn't an air fryer a very slow form of cooking? there's a reason you're supposed to drop them in boiling water or oil to kill them almost immediately
the suffering aside, which one might argue an animal like this isn't capable of feeling and that's entirely debatable, when crustaceans die they very quickly start releasing unwanted chemicals into the meat and their environment, it's why they're cooked live and why it's done so quickly

 

[CIS White Droid]

isn't an air fryer a very slow form of cooking? there's a reason you're supposed to drop them in boiling water or oil to kill them almost immediately
the suffering aside, which one might argue an animal like this isn't capable of feeling and that's entirely debatable, when crustaceans die they very quickly start releasing unwanted chemicals into the meat and their environment, it's why they're cooked live and why it's done so quickly

Air fryers are basically just miniature convection ovens. At ~400F I would assume they died pretty quickly.

 

[FedPostalService]

Air fryers are basically just miniature convection ovens. At ~400F I would assume they died pretty quickly.

My only problem with that video is how raw the corn on the cob looked.

 

[Ed Special]

While that is an insane amount of seeznin' cooking crustaceans live is very common. If you have ever gotten a steamed lobster from a supermarket before they cook them live by, effectively, microwaving them. Cooking crabs like this isn't much different.

If you're gonna eat an animal, at least have the goddamned common courtesy to kill it humanely. Fucking niggers, I swear, even Chinese bugmen know better...