Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Is he one of the sharties? Is he just giving her false suspect info?
No! Lee Goldstein actually is the head of Soyjak.Party's legal division. The only reason we have these emails is because some Soyteens managed to hack her email and are collecting all this information secretly actually. But Lee Goldstein is very real and giving her 100% true information (he has access to every user's selfies and phone numbers as an administrator of Soyjak.Party).
 
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She's promoting her porn again.
I feel bad for the people that blindly sub to her Patreon, thinking that they can support her and get a few quirky chungus comics as a bonus. They are in for a ride:

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No! Lee Goldstein actually is the head of Soyjak.Party's legal division. The only reason we have these emails is because some Soyteens managed to hack her email and are collecting all this information secretly actually. But Lee Goldstein is very real and giving her 100% true information (he has access to every user's selfies and phone numbers as an administrator of Soyjak.Party).
The funniest part is that if that shit was actually legitimate it would mean the guy was breaching data protection laws to get that info and provide it to her, after she solicited that information. So running off to the cops to gleefully report it would mean accidently incriminating herself for being on the receiving end of confidential information that was obtained illegally by violating data protection laws as an admin of a service provider

In other words, shes a fucking moron who is too stupid to realize soliciting that kind of info, particularly when there could be idiot simps and mods involved who are actually stupid enough to breach confidentiality and provide it, is asking for legal problems. Theres a reason you need a court order to get that kind of info. You do not want to be on the wrong end of any kind of confidentiality or data breach, let alone receiving info from one and trying to use it maliciously

Thats not even getting into the whole attempt to contact a college to fuck with a student cause she didn't like being criticized. Schools can't do jack shit about that. They're not even allowed to confirm a student is enrolled there per confidentiality laws, let alone do anything like she wanted them to on her behalf. Not that the guy is actually at the school she thought he was or a student but assuming he had been that whole situation is a great way to get a restraining order slapped on your ass and a lawsuit from both the student and the school if she got pissy about not getting her way and started trying to fuck with them as well. No school will fuck with students or have any part in a situation like that because any action taken cause of some nutjob on the internet is more likely than not to end in a lawsuit from the student if their education gets fucked with

I feel bad for the people that blindly sub to her Patreon, thinking that they can support her and get a few quirky chungus comics as a bonus. They are in for a ride:
Seeing that second pic made me wonder how many times her husband wanted to tie her up, leash her to the bed and put a gag in her mouth.....and then fuck off for a few hours to get some peace and quiet and not have to deal with her shit for awhile. She's so utterly trashy and histrionic like I said it must be a nightmare to be married to her or to live in that house with her. and thats just the shit she shares publicly. No doubt she's far worse with the shit she doesn't

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Then why is her house so shitty?
Exactly. Like all OF whores she barely makes anything. As I said she wouldn't be living there if she did. and if for some bizarre reason she was unable or unwilling to leave the province she would absolutely not be living in dartmouth. She'd have moved into halifax and bought one of those absurdly priced houses there so she could live in her east coast bughive. Or she'd buy land in the country and live there half the year. Nobody lives in dartmouth if they can avoid it. Hell nobody lives in halifax if they can avoid it unless they're bugman types. Its a very rural province and most people prefer to live in rural areas in it. Theres a reason why a huge percentage of the people living there are hunters, fishermen and do alot of outdoors shit, its alot like living in rural kentucky and places like that
 
Exactly. Like all OF whores she barely makes anything
So does she bot her likes and comments on patreon and OF?
I don't even think that there is a service for doing that, she would need to be giving her alts free subscriptions and manually logging in to like and comment on every of her posts. You can only like and comment on a post that you have paid for.
That seems less feasible then her actually making as much as she is seemingly making given the amount of interaction she gets.
 
So does she bot her likes and comments on patreon and OF?
I don't even think that there is a service for doing that, she would need to be giving her alts free subscriptions and manually logging in to like and comment on every of her posts. You can only like and comment on a post that you have paid for.
Is that right? I thought you could sign up and like/follow someone's OF, you just can't see the content?

Either way, she comes across as a poorcel with her dumpy house and clothes and flat, unstyled hair. If she's making serious money then she's wasting it somewhere.
 
Went through and re-read some of the thread again, and holy shit.
Dabbing on gamers:
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She targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Does she have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

She honestly thinks this is a battle they can win? She takes our media? We're already building a new one without her. She take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. She thinks calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape
apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. She picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition she's threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when she tells us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained...

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Wait a minute...

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She's also a gamer! What a hypocrite, lmao.
 
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