StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

AnOminous said:
Why are all lolcows either grotesquely obese deathfats or scrawny, weak superskellies?
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Well they tend to be high time preference individuals so it’s easier to twirl around a dollar store mace saying you’re a badass while drinking watered down vodka and dress like a pirate than put time and effort into lifting and working out. And given Tarl’s past adventures showing little control for his behaviors do you honestly think he’s dedicated enough to hit the gym 3-4 times a week?

I also suspect superchat donos rewire the brain’s reward mechanisms much like porn or gambling where over the years they’re essentially drawn to doing outlandish behaviors chasing that dragon knowing they’ll be rewarded.
 
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anscochrome said:
Waiting for JamnBean Coffee to withdraw their sponsorship. Styx can start his own brand like Jeremey, " Introducing JamnUpMyAss Coffee, featuring my personal recommended favorite, "Hyperacidic Burnt Bean Darkroast Rutland Mocha"
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Isn't there a coffee type in which the beans pass through the entire tract of a civet cat, or something? This could be a big seller for Tarl. I can see it now: "Backwoods Bum-Jam Brew."
 
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anscochrome said:
Waiting for JamnBean Coffee to withdraw their sponsorship. Styx can start his own brand like Jeremey, " Introducing JamnUpMyAss Coffee, featuring my personal recommended favorite, "Hyperacidic Burnt Bean Darkroast Rutland Mocha"
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Stolas Brand Coffee, roasted in the fires of hell by 72 legions of demons conjured and bound by roasting wizard Tarl Warwick,
 
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I can't get over how cringe his magic schoolbus tweet is. He's just fantasizing about frizzle becoming suicidal and killing kids, and thinks its 'based' or 'funny' if he mentions carlos because carlos is on 4chan memes of making puns? I remembered a little while back, he had Arthur, another children's cartoon, on his mind. Which is weird because Arthur came out in 1996, so Styx had to be at least 8 years old before watching any of it. And I think the cartoon is probably aged at kids younger than 8. By the time you get to middle school, you should probably think Arthur is cringe and should be into something cool with violence.

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So I searched and yeah he really likes his cartoons and asking people to make stupid political cartoon ideas for him

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It just seems pretty weird to me. I can't tell you the plot of dbz, gargoyles, or beast wars or any of these cartoons that I watched completely out of order as a child except for vague memories of what happened in an episode here and there.
 
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TulpaTownW said:
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I can't get over how cringe his magic schoolbus tweet is. He's just fantasizing about frizzle becoming suicidal and killing kids, and thinks its 'based' or 'funny' if he mentions carlos because carlos is on 4chan memes of making puns?
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He's so infantile. Notice how "hilarious" everything is, especially Kanye West going nuts and writing a song with taboo words. Hilarious!

His ideas for cartoons are very pedestrian. And centered, often, on himself, so maybe that's the hilarious part.

As far as his sense of humor's being juvenile and tedious, remember the time he flooded his Bitchute channel with (ugh) prank call videos, also "hilarious." Of course the Bitchute crowd razzed him until he took the things down because apparently all those Jew haters have no time for autistic middle schooler prank/sadism.

Helluva note when even the Nazis can't stand your sense of humor.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
He's so infantile. Notice how "hilarious" everything is, especially Kanye West going nuts and writing a song with taboo words. Hilarious!

His ideas for cartoons are very pedestrian. And centered, often, on himself, so maybe that's the hilarious part.

As far as his sense of humor's being juvenile and tedious, remember the time he flooded his Bitchute channel with (ugh) prank call videos, also "hilarious." Of course the Bitchute crowd razzed him until he took the things down because apparently all those Jew haters have no time for autistic middle schooler prank/sadism.

Helluva note when even the Nazis can't stand your sense of humor.
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Yeah, Kanye sucks. Rap music sucks. There are no based black guys coming to stop the rest of the 70IQ black guys from stabbing white people in the heart for feeling disrespected.
 
anscochrome said:
Waiting for JamnBean Coffee to withdraw their sponsorship. Styx can start his own brand like Jeremey, " Introducing JamnUpMyAss Coffee, featuring my personal recommended favorite, "Hyperacidic Burnt Bean Darkroast Rutland Mocha"
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What has he done now?
In one of the recent stream he asked WebstersWares to DM him on Twitter, kinda implied that he wanted to renegotiate. This sponsor is the one who, after that cringe sponsor shakedown video, publicly parted way with Styx and has been trying to liquidate their Styx merch at 50% ever since.
I notice that he's been begging for more coffee and biltong on stream lately, which is peak cringe. Like if you gonna abuse free gib from sponsors, please don't be too obvious about it, especially when you on thin ice with them.
I surprise Mr.Libertarian alt-tech-evangelist couldn't pull a basic VPN sponsor.
 
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Đỗ Nam Trung said:
What has he done now?
In one of the recent stream he asked WebstersWares to DM him on Twitter, kinda implied that he wanted to renegotiate. This sponsor is the one who, after that cringe sponsor shakedown video, publicly parted way with Styx and has been trying to liquidate their Styx merch at 50% ever since.
I notice that he's been begging for more coffee and biltong on stream lately, which is peak cringe. Like if you gonna abuse free gib from sponsors, please don't be too obvious about it, especially when you on thin ice with them.
I surprise Mr.Libertarian alt-tech-evangelist couldn't pull a basic VPN sponsor.
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This is ironically the first time I've ever actually been to the site; just to see if the 50% off is indeed true. And it is.
You just made my day Đỗ Nam Trung :)
 
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Doug Stamper 2.0 said:
This is ironically the first time I've ever actually been to the site; just to see if the 50% off is indeed true. And it is.
You just made my day Đỗ Nam Trung :)
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Haha, same. This site probably drives more traffic to their page than his livestreams and links did.

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No Styx Plush...EVER!
But you can get your Styx plush......lined Beanie.
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Only 21 Total, When they're gone, they're gone. (They're still there, though and 50% off.)
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No discounts on the straws. (The only item with a review)
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Robotic Kiwi said:
Styx implies that he caused 6 barges to break free and one to sink due to his ChAoS mAgIc, and implies that things like this (including his DA that Killed himself) don't just happen all the time but are caused to happen. He also shares his self diagnosed disorders and The Kino Casino Drama with Razorfist, happy that they might be sued. Also he shows the audience his hairline and flirts with an older woman? commenter.
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It is spring time. The river is high and the currents are crazy. Tugs end up sinking and barges break loose. This happens just about every year. Nothing special at all. He really doesn't think highly of his audience if he thinks they believe his bullshit magic.
 
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Doug Stamper 2.0 said:
This is ironically the first time I've ever actually been to the site; just to see if the 50% off is indeed true. And it is.
You just made my day Đỗ Nam Trung :)
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Found the video. It's the Apr 17th stream:

The funny thing is, the sponsor superchated (PAID!!!!) him to promote the sale and even throw in free items per order. Yet almost 1 month later...

Sponsor: Good morning Clankers All Styx items are 50% off at websterswares.com/stixsweares We are sending extra items in every order while supplies last. Clank onward.
Styx: Yes I would like to uh talk to you by the way if you can DM me on Twitter I do like your uh your products.

Like these people actually paid him many times after the split just to promote this. Someone should explain the concept of sunk cost to this poor sponsor.

Maybe I'm a retard for not understanding this, but: When making merch for low - mid tier content creator, why don't merch shops print on demand/ to order to minimize risk? Is making things in bulk for every combination of design + size that much cheaper?
 
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EDWRaptor said:
It is spring time. The river is high and the currents are crazy. Tugs end up sinking and barges break loose. This happens just about every year. Nothing special at all. He really doesn't think highly of his audience if he thinks they believe his bullshit magic.
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I mean he supposedly cast the spell to destroy the city back in what, January? It took 4 months to hit a boat? Give me a break
 
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anscochrome said:
Waiting for JamnBean Coffee to withdraw their sponsorship. Styx can start his own brand like Jeremey, " Introducing JamnUpMyAss Coffee, featuring my personal recommended favorite, "Hyperacidic Burnt Bean Darkroast Rutland Mocha"
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Coffees By Lord Tarl
Grim Reaper's Bowel-Busting Blackout Brew
Lord Tarl's Widowmakers Diarrhea-Inducing Drip
Dr. Jitterbones' Colon-Cleansing Caffeine Bomb
Lord Tarl's Captain Insomnia Sphincter-Shocking Sludge
Baron Von Buzzkill's Turd-Tickling Turbo Shot
Professor Pulsepound's Poop-Chute Percolator
Sergeant Shockalot's Rump-Rattling Rocket Fuel Coffee
Uncle Overdose's Ass-Blaster Espresso
Colonel Cardiac's Fart-Fueling Frenzy Roast

Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Isn't there a coffee type in which the beans pass through the entire tract of a civet cat, or something? This could be a big seller for Tarl. I can see it now: "Backwoods Bum-Jam Brew."
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Lord Tarl's Civet Roast names:
Kopi Luwak's Butt-Brewed Bowel Blaster
Civet Crap Cappuccino Colon-Curdling Kick
Furry Fecal Espresso Turd-Tastic Tremor
Luwak Log Latte Rump-Roasted Rager
Civet Dung Drip Ass-End Annihilator
Kitty Caca Cold Brew Bowel-Blaster
Weasel Waste Java Poop-Pipe Jolt
 
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