Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I do wonder why there's a lot of autistic people or those who have certain other mental health things going on go for the gender thing. I'm not saying one causes the other but the idea that you're an outcast and not comfortable in your own skin might be a contributing factor.

When you're told repeatedly that you're a waste of space and taxpayer dollars you might desperately end up wanting to be someone else.

Yes. What is the easier solution to an autist or lunatic? Changing their thoughts patterns and behaviors and restraining their impulses and become an acceptable member of society, or blame everything on being born the wrong sex? This is why the suicide rate for troons is so high even after transitioning. They realize that switching genders doesn't actually fix any of the problems they have.

Alex is focused on his ugly mug instead of getting a meaningful job or doing literally anything else to give his life purpose. The reason he is unhappy must be his appearance and not that he is a 26 year old autistic man child who is addicted to the Internet. In his broken brain, becoming a beautiful Japanese cartoon cat girl will fix that emptiness he feels inside. Much easier than fixing his behavior.

 

[Axiom.]

If it's an account made by a gay-opper, they must have been doing this for 10 years.
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Unless you're saying that sometime in the last 4 years that their account was hacked by gay-oppers to... talk to Alex Hogendorp (which I don't even doubt at this point tbh but still)... I don't think this is a gay-op.

Alex crossing over with one of the most old school lolcows was not on my bingo card.

 

[Dead Lion]

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One last thing to add is that Lolcow Culture is a fascist movement designed to dehumanize, stalk and genocide people considered disabled and neurodivergent. It is akin to the freakshow culture of the past. Because freakshow culture was banned, it later found it's way onto the internet to make people's lives a living hell and defaming them as well as taking advantage of them, sucking them dry to turn them into their own milk machine. There needs to be new hate speech laws that will crackdown on Lolcow culture on the internet and make it a criminal offense.

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JaneySlater
56 mins ago

Did ya hear that toji got perma banned for getting into your account? Lol, brazilmutt had it coming
BetterSkatez
9 mins ago

Yes, I had. I'd rather not mention anything more about Toji knowing that it would be feeding into it.

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MylarBalloonBratz
4 hours ago

Yes it needs to be banned. lolcow culture started around 2010 but was unheard of when I was a kid. the internet was so much better in 1999-2005.

BetterSkatez
9 mins ago

I prefer old internet than the modern soulless internet for sure.

 

[Gravemind]

the internet was so much better in 1999-2005.

You mean because it was a lot harder to get caught out on being a creepy fuck back in those days? Yeah, I can only imagine why you'd miss the "pre-lolcow era".

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

One last thing to add is that Lolcow Culture is a fascist movement designed to dehumanize, stalk and genocide people considered disabled and neurodivergent.

I admit we did make fun of Alex for being retarded, his primary offense was his pedophilia. Masturbating to pictures of children, dreaming of children, and having fantasies about children is not being disabled or neurodivergent.

It is akin to the freakshow culture of the past. Because freakshow culture was banned, it later found it's way onto the internet to make people's lives a living hell and defaming them as well as taking advantage of them, sucking them dry to turn them into their own milk machine.

Nobody went to the carnival freak show to see, "Uncle Touchy: The Minor Attracted Person!"

Alex is not really a sideshow attraction. He is a sexual deviant and should be named and shamed for his sick perversions.

There needs to be new hate speech laws that will crackdown on Lolcow culture on the internet and make it a criminal offense.

Again, maybe there should be a law against online bullying but even if there were, it wouldn't apply to Alex because he is a pedophile.

And for anyone who does not believe Alex is a pedophile or maybe Suzuhara had control of Alex's account when he admitted to being a pedo might be an excuse, the years and years of his behavior are ample evidence. The numerous manga titles including child sex, bondage, rape, and mutilation. His obsession with Nintendo Yoshi or whoever his favorite Japanese child rape cartoonist is. His comments on the effed up movies site about the young girls who get raped as being "sexy". His obsession with drawing the two child abuse victims Atria and Suhail, evidence of him drawing them on napkins at family dinners or on the whiteboard while doing a blood drive (or whatever that place was). His DeviantArt favorites list with multiple pics of children in sexual bondage torture cartoons. His "secret" Twitter with his drawings of actual naked children.

There is no doubt in my mind that Alex is legitimately sexually attracted to children. This makes him so much more than a lolcow. I, personally, am not laughing at him because he is a funny or eccentric person. I am shaming him because his deviant behavior is shameful and he should be ashamed of who his is.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I do wonder why there's a lot of autistic people or those who have certain other mental health things going on go for the gender thing. I'm not saying one causes the other but the idea that you're an outcast and not comfortable in your own skin might be a contributing factor.

When you're told repeatedly that you're a waste of space and taxpayer dollars you might desperately end up wanting to be someone else.

It's because they're more likely to be in a semi disassociative state. Quite a few will mention not feeling like their body is their own, or feel like they're just watching events from the sidelines instead of being the person it's happening to. Disassociation is obviously connected to dysmorphia, because it's in a similar family.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

JaneySlater
56 mins ago

Did ya hear that toji got perma banned for getting into your account? Lol, brazilmutt had it coming
BetterSkatez
9 mins ago

Yes, I had. I'd rather not mention anything more about Toji knowing that it would be feeding into it.

This is awfully vague. I wonder why he seems to be avoiding talking about @Toji Suzuhara? If it was to avoid "feeding into drama", you've already crossed that threshold long ago pedofaggot.

 

[Super Guido]

Are they really this dumb or just pretending? I'm sorry (not really) but if someone jacks off to drawings of little kids, that person is expressing pedophilia. It's very simple. Nobody gets called a pedophile just because they have anxiety, are depressed, have autism etc.

The people responding on his dA? They are probably just dumb - a lot of people don't believe the stuff on KF, even if it's true, because of the troons who are being unmasked for the legitimately criminal shit they do. Gotta circle the wagons and protect the child predators and rapists no matter what.

 

[PaperRoads]

You've all done a great job of archiving Alex so far, and I appreciate that, but don't forget to check his new watchers, descriptions and comments on his about page.

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About / Archive

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pfp by Zer0h. Smart enough for Calculus, Not smart enough to get a job.

Disclaimer: Despite what people say, I am not a pedophile nor am I a lolcow. That's defamation. They use that false label as an excuse to bully autistic and disabled people. I can sue anyone who calls me such a disgusting name, so stop doing it.

A person trying to detox from the internet. I'm a Christian esoterically. I'm Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative for the most part. I try to hear voices from both sides. For example, I support LGBT and have smoked weed but I'm also a supporter of people's rights to bear arms and I love collecting precious metals.

Please don't pick a fight with those on Kiwi Farms even if they mentioned you or talked crap about you. It took me months to figure that out that it's only and just only a sanctioned asylum of the internet. They will say some things that annoy you, just don't feed into it. People like KingCobraJFS, Chris Chan, Cyraxx, etc. Aggravated them to the point it messes with them on an extreme basis.

With that being said, despite their contempt for me, I wish them a brighter future ahead of them and that maybe they could be happy for real instead of the temporary dopamine that drags them further down a life of dread and misery.

To Joshua Conner Moon, I know your future seems to be at razor's edge but I wish you well on this unforgiving future. I no longer hate you anymore despite the mean things you did to me. I hope there's more to your life than the website your operate.

I want to be forgotten by the internet. But technology has advanced at such a level where humanity is doomed. Despite this, try to remain positive. If you apply that, you'll not feel the need to have revenge on your adversaries.

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His description update was probably caused by this account / Archive. (It's probably bear hammer) Apparently, it's not him. New Orbiter?

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about

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

 

[Axiom.]

Why is @TROMBONISTA KILLED ME negrating posts making fun of a pedophile that openly wants people here killed for disagreeing with him? Is there something they want to share with the class?

 

[Nome]

You need a fucking bullet in your head, this isn't funny anymore or entertaining, I am so fucking done with you fucking losers blaming random shit on me with no evidence besides you want to find more reasons to hate me.

Fucking kill yourself.

Pissbaby whining archived. Enjoy the top hat stickers, attentionwhore child.(Link/Archive)
also. LOL. LMAO even. calm the fuck down lol

 

[PaperRoads]

You need a fucking bullet in your head, this isn't funny anymore or entertaining, I am so fucking done with you fucking losers blaming random shit on me with no evidence besides you want to find more reasons to hate me.

Fucking kill yourself.

My bad...

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Why is @TROMBONISTA KILLED ME negrating posts making fun of a pedophile that openly wants people here killed for disagreeing with him? Is there something they want to share with the class?

That's just Zoey, looks like she's already banned again.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

That's just Zoey, looks like she's already banned again.

Weird... her banned is supposed to be over till tmr, I guess she can't wait to mass sperg.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Disclaimer: Despite what people say, I am not a pedophile

Fine. I will continue.

When confronted with his attraction towards children, Alex tried saying, "You all probably have fetishes too!" This is an explicit admission that he is attracted to children. He is not denying his attraction to children, he is trying to justify it. Pedophilia is an attraction to children. He does not need to have molested a kid in real life to be a pedophile. He is 100% in his own admission, attracted to children.

When accused of masturbating to pictures of children Alex replied something like, "Not all of them". When asked to specify which pictures of children he masturbates to he said, "My own". This statement tells us that Alex is not doing these drawings of children in bondage gear as "experimental art", he is doing them for sexual gratification. The pictures of helpless armless children bound in leather is what Alex fantasizes about sexually. This is pedophile behavior.

When getting called out for being a pedophile, Alex responded with, "You like to fuck kids, too!" This is an admission that he does want to have sexual contact with children and is projecting his fetish onto others as well. There is no other explanation. He is a pedophile.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

Do not accuse me of shit unless you have at least some amount of evidence.

Why you are accusing every Alex troll of being me and not BBL (LITERALLY SOMEONE WHO SPENT WEEKS PRETENDING TO BE ALEXS FRIEND TO GET HIS ACCOUNT), when the only """troll""" I did was offer to do a podcast.

If Alex is reading this and is already thinking about killing paperroads and needs a confirmation, here I am telling you dude, shoot this faggot point blank.

Gaaawwwd, you are such a pretentious FAGGOT...
An' yea' i agree with u, papper roads shoot this faggot point blank when u get the chance.

 

[DickMain]

If Alex is reading this and is already thinking about killing paperroads and needs a confirmation, here I am telling you dude, shoot this faggot point blank.

Holy shit can you fuck off back to Onion already, I came here expecting an Alex update not you whinging on about PaperRoads for the 97th time this week.

I am so fucking done

Then why the fuck are you still here. Go. There's no warden keeping you here, Bear.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Aaaand he’s gone.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

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Aaaand he’s gone.

Fucking finally.
Also he's the first sperg I've ever seen that got his own spergatory thread locked from being so obnoxious.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

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Aaaand he’s gone.

Fucking finally.
Also he's the first sperg I've ever seen that got his own spergatory thread locked from being so obnoxious.

No he's not lol, He has more socks then the original Sock Hydra Zo Zo. Seriously this fucker has so many fucking socks he forgotten some of there names. Fucker is worse then aids

Edit: list of socks

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