Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[SNEED.EXE]

Fatty does know that people can see tits intentionally any time they want, right? Youtube creators don't have to use sex to sell because if people wanna see tits, they can find them on the internet anytime they want

Don't give him ideas, he might start putting Tammy in the thumbnails.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Jack not realizing he sounds like a severely retarded person who cant control their vocal chords.

Probably just a skill issue.

"Wurg on burvegding voice deggsding. Id's horrible! OBJ."

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack is so dumb as fuck and FAT I just wish I could eat at the same trough of american consumption as him.

But you are. And you do. For you are Ashley Hutsell-Jankowski.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I can’t wait for Jack to suddenly go from dodging questions on the pope, to suddenly having a very strong opinion (and YOURE WRONG [OBJ]) on the new pope.

I am almost positive that Jack will allude to the new pope being selected just to “do something” against Trump, but will be very non specific on his prediction. “Dis is rilly it GAIZ wait for the next shoe to drop, marg my words, don’know whad I’d’ll be bud ids gumming”

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Jack made a AI generated baby Jack... At least he's self aware that he's a toddler.

 

[Marc]

Its hilarious how Jack's lies are so paper thin

King Hippo is approaching "no u" levels of imagination any time his masturbatory xeet assertions (which he claims is his "job") are scrutinized. Zero auxillary hypotheses or elaboration - Just fat flat denial, with deflection moving ever-further beyond his mental grasp. I bet he forgets what he's even reacting to before he can submit these mushmouth-to-text rebuttals.

 

[souschef]

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Jack made a AI generated baby Jack... At least he's self aware that he's a toddler.

The baby has a fucking beard

Jesus, you're supposed just to feed it prompt and Jack manages to fuck it up

 

[ADN_VIII]

The baby has a fucking beard

Jesus, you're supposed just to feed it prompt and Jack manages to fuck it up

Sums up Jack's life to a T, doesn't it?

 

[ILikeYou]

Jack's new video of him making ranch dressing is posted now, and he's included vanilla Greek yogurt in the recipe, instead of plain. It's Oikos Triple Zero, and has this little flower on it, like I found online is the vanilla flavor (as you can see in the pic, here.) The plain flavor of this same brand doesn't have the flower or the cream/yellow colored border on it. What an amazing chef!

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack's new video of him making ranch dressing is posted now, and he's included vanilla Greek yogurt in the recipe, instead of plain. It's Oikos Triple Zero, and has this little flower on it, like I found online is the vanilla flavor (as you can see in the pic, here.) The plain flavor of this same brand doesn't have the flower or the cream/yellow colored border on it. What an amazing chef!

This shit:

OIKOS - TRIPLE ZERO​

More of what you want, less of what you don’t – 0% fat, 0g added sugars* and 0 artificial sweeteners. Plus protein and deliciousness to help you reach your potential.

The 0% fat is more insulting than the vanilla flavor.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Jack is so dumb as fuck and FAT I just wish I could eat at the same trough of american consumption as him with the same ideas about the lgbt but I would be rewarded for being a pasty atheist with no ambition.

But your diet and exercise are just as bad, Fatassly. And you're a commie, a pasty atheist with no ambition because you're dumb and unemployable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This shit:

OIKOS - TRIPLE ZERO​

More of what you want, less of what you don’t – 0% fat, 0g added sugars* and 0 artificial sweeteners. Plus protein and deliciousness to help you reach your potential.

The 0% fat is more insulting than the vanilla flavor.

The sugar alcohols they use to sweeten that stuff gives a lot of people the squirts. Enjoy incontinence, Jack.

 

[Guntanator]

I need to know if he keeps making this mistake because he thinks vanilla = plain or if it's just some mushbrain stroke shit.

 

[AnOminous]

The sugar alcohols they use to sweeten that stuff gives a lot of people the squirts. Enjoy incontinence, Jack.

That doesn't have artificial sweeteners in it. It's actually pretty good but completely inappropriate for ranch dressing. There's no way that doesn't taste like utter shit.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

I need to know if he keeps making this mistake because he thinks vanilla = plain or if it's just some mushbrain stroke shit.

He has made this mistake in the past before. I think specifically in his Chicken Queso Rolls. I doubt he thinks much beyond the flavor and just sees that its Greek yogurt and a white container and thinks hes fine. Hes also made mistakes with buying wrong products in the past because he just cant be fucked or can tell the fucking difference.

Hes bought plant based cheese in the past before too by accident and nearly had another stroke upon the realization, further fueling his hatred towards vegan foods and his conspiracy towards the food industry.

 

[Marc]

It’s sheer, tard luck that the closest Jack has come to accidentally buying or making straight poison is that jar of eggs. I hope he eats them.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The sugar alcohols they use to sweeten that stuff gives a lot of people the squirts. Enjoy incontinence, Jack.

At this point think he's used to it and if he took an actual decent shit he'd think there was something wrong with him.

 

[The Stranger]

 

[Marc]

At this point think he's used to it and if he took an actual decent shit he'd think there was something wrong with him.

What a lovely sequence of posts about what's in Jack's toilet.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack you literally went on a missionary to Mexico to convert people to Jesus