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I hope he mocks Karl for years, but he will need to cut his victory lap short pretty soon yeah.
I'm not saying that he has to cut on everything and act as the lawsuit never happened, some stuff like portraying himself as a dragon can stay, but he needs to detach it from karl and limits its mentioning.
For example, he could make a small dragon mascotte for his hot sauce, possibly using the broken spear tip as tootphick after a good meal. No need to add nor mention the albino crusader with cancer.
 
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James has flat out admitted he was a special ed kid. He has the type of autism where he is probably playing some obscure NES video game from 1989, not the type of autism where he is following Billy's court case (these are different types of autism).

This was his last actual statement on Billy Mitchel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTqRx-F7ZqA
(as funny as it is the last part about cheating is just an edit)
“Oh oh Billy. Great guy. Yeah uhm he’s still around. Nothing but great memories.”
-James probably
 
Oh absolutely, if he keeps his ego in check I can see this being his comeback. He's gonna shill his win over Karl and turn it into a pile of coins just like he did with his Donkey Kong record and hot sauce brand.
You can't fault the man for leveraging that to provide for himself/family and make some money sure, but fuck me man their was an hour plus documentary that makes him fully exposed of who he is but, currently I cant even get myself to stop laughing at "KARL LOST" and "KARL LOBST" for 10% off. GODDAM that has to BURN!

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Dude, there was an entire court case over this directly quoting his words and why Karl is now over a million AUS in the hole. Why are you acting like people are pulling this out of their asses? He heavily implied Billy caused Apollo to kill himself. Read the thread

Oh I know that, but that's not saying he murdered him. Huge difference, legally speaking. And its the legal issues we're talking about. It was defamatory but there's a huge difference, IMO.
I'm not saying that he has to cut on everything and act as the lawsuit never happened, some stuff like portraying himself as a dragon can stay, but he needs to detach it from karl and limits its mentioning.
For example, he could make a small dragon mascotte for his hot sauce, possibly using the broken spear tip as tootphick after a good meal. No need to add nor mention the albino crusader with cancer.
Who the fuck would buy his random ass hot sauce if it wasnt for this? The local Las Vegas Area where the restaurant he bought is? He's gonna ride this thing out for all its worth. I'd be too after this:



He doesn't care what some random sperg like you thinks about him, he never has, as long as he can make money out of it - that's what Jobst didn't get. Whether its from scandals, records, suing or countersuing 20+ individuals or hot sauce.
 
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King Billy released a new commemorative bottle of Rickey’s called dragon sauce celebrating his rape of Karl Jobst
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It's beautiful truly a testament to all the hardships the King had to overcome before the truth was revealed. Be sure to pick up your own piece of American pride as the US of A has once again show the commonwealth cons that only life liberty and pursuit of happiness is what matter to those who live in gods country.
 
I actually wonder why he keeps the limited runs so low, you'd think he'd want to CAPITALISM the fuck out of limited runs. Like run off 1000. Barry said there are 256 pac levels, but I had no idea.
Because he gets to charge a lot more for each one and if he issued a second run of something he said was exclusive it would really piss people off who bought the original thinking it would be the only one.
 
Because he gets to charge a lot more for each one and if he issued a second run of something he said was exclusive it would really piss people off who bought the original thinking it would be the only one.
Hey man, you usually have good views on legal matters from lurking around.

Im watching some old deposition of a related suit of Billys and I'm just curious, the lawyer keeps objecting to every couple of questions but still tells him "yeah you can answer if you want" all the time. What's the point of that?


Here it is if anyone is interested, its about the Twin Galaxy suit.
 
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The fact Billiam took the court victory to heart to make HOTTER sauce is fantastic, and I hope he makes a ton of money off the victory sauce. As to it overstaying it's welcome, He's done limited runs in the past. One of them was the NEVER SURRENDER line for a texas convention.

I actually wonder why he keeps the limited runs so low, you'd think he'd want to CAPITALISM the fuck out of limited runs. Like run off 1000. Barry said there are 256 pac levels, but I had no idea.

Do you think that 256 may have another significance? Something that would make it special? What about starting from 0 and going up to 255? Why do you think Pac-Man has 256 levels? Why do you think level 256 is a broken mess? Do you think in other ways in which you could arrive to 255? Like 11111111? And to 256? Like 2^8? Do you people know anything about anything?
 
Wait, so Jobst wasn't the chosen one that would finally take down Billy Mitchell once and for all? What a surprise.
I'm not sure what he was expecting.
Yes. It should be forever known that Karl's lance was NOT as strong and virile as he claimed and it has BROKEN OFF in the competition.

Ol' Karl "Broken Lance" Jobst we call him.

The absolute legend.
 
Hey man, you usually have good views on legal matters from lurking around.

Im watching some old deposition of a related suit of Billys and I'm just curious, the lawyer keeps objecting to every couple of questions but still tells him "yeah you can answer if you want" all the time. What's the point of that?


Here it is if anyone is interested, its about the Twin Galaxy suit.
This got asked a fair bit during the Mignogna depositions some years back. IIRC the point is that you're not taking deposition with the judge present to rule on any objections, and even if you were you're not going to pause questioning and argue every single one, because that'd be a massive waste of time (just get them on the stand at that rate).
They object in the moment to put the objection on the record, if that part of the record comes up in court the objection will be heard, and the lawyers don't have to remember it for themselves because it's right there on the transcript.
 
You can't fault the man for leveraging that to provide for himself/family and make some money sure, but fuck me man their was an hour plus documentary that makes him fully exposed of who he is but, currently I cant even get myself to stop laughing at "KARL LOST" and "KARL LOBST" for 10% off. GODDAM that has to BURN!

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God dammit. I hate to admit it but Billy winning is probably the best outcome. Karl wouldn't have done anything this great, probably just bitch about Billy in 50 more videos.
 
God dammit. I hate to admit it but Billy winning is probably the best outcome. Karl wouldn't have done anything this great, probably just bitch about Billy in 50 more videos.
Even if Billy was a bit of a scumbag Jobst is like an autistic dog digging up shit on you that's 20 years old and make a video on it every 3 months to milk views. He just kept pushing it, even though Billy had done the scores several times over since.

There was nothing left there but now we're getting fresh drama and hot sauce, its a package deal.
Hopefully this leads to something interesting with Notch too.
 
God dammit. I hate to admit it but Billy winning is probably the best outcome. Karl wouldn't have done anything this great, probably just bitch about Billy in 50 more videos.
That is really what's throwing me off also is how fucking hilarious this is. Karl would be boned either way it seems.

Even if Billy was a bit of a scumbag Jobst is like an autistic dog digging up shit on you that's 20 years old and make a video on it every 3 months to milk views. He just kept pushing it, even though Billy had done the scores several times over since.
Even if Billy did the scores, it doesn't mean he didn't cheat. He at one point had some recognizable and respectable talent. But that does not DQ the fact he used mame.
 
My best piece of advice to Billy Mitchell is, while it's fun to play around in the sekotur, that it'll be just a matter of time before he looks like a fool himself. So just keep it to interactions on Twitter. Take your victory laps and call it good.
What does Karl have to do with the Sektur?
 
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Im watching some old deposition of a related suit of Billys and I'm just curious, the lawyer keeps objecting to every couple of questions but still tells him "yeah you can answer if you want" all the time. What's the point of that?
They don't really do it the same in Australia as we do here. You generally can't object to anything except the nearly meaningless "object to form" or for privileged material. I'd assume they want to preserve the objection but not waste time actually arguing about something.

Just because something can be asked in a deposition doesn't mean doesn't mean it's admissable.

Also it's not like anything Billy said harmed his case. Karl went into trial with jack shit of any use to him.
Why do you think level 256 is a broken mess? Do you think in other ways in which you could arrive to 255? Like 11111111? And to 256? Like 2^8? Do you people know anything about anything?
Look at fuckin Fermat over here. Yeah it's really stupid to think Billy might have picked a number directly connected to one of his most famous accomplishments. I'm sure nobody here has ever heard of powers of two before though. Genius.
 
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