Wheel of Time (Amazon Prime originals series) - It looks exactly like you expect

I need someone to make a cut of the "Siuan: some disassembly required" speech where they stitch together only the Siuan parts because that girlboss speech sounded completely retarded and must have sounded intensely insane to any characters actually witnessing it without dramatic music and cuts to other random shit happening.
 
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Gender Fluids BLEVE said:
I need someone to make a cut of the "Siuan: some disassembly required" speech where they stitch together only the Siuan parts because that girlboss speech sounded completely retarded and must have sounded intensely insane to any characters actually witnessing it without dramatic music and cuts to other random shit happening.
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Jesus you aren't kidding. A bruised, bloodied bag lady shouting "I WILL NEVER BURN! I AM WATER ITSELF!" to a room full of women probably thinking the previous tranny keeper was less nuts than this.
 
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WhoBusTank69 said:
lol they're just going to kill off everyone who has character development they can't twist around
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That happened in the books too..and someone eventually heals it.
Someone who has currently shown no actual skill in healing in the tv show despite it being their PRIMARY FUCKING SKILL in the books.

But they turned Siuan into a taco loving Dyke so her side plot in the books doesn't matter..so fuck it let her die. Then the wokies can accuse Rafe of fridging a LGBTer
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
That happened in the books too..and someone eventually heals it.
Someone who has currently shown no actual skill in healing in the tv show despite it being their PRIMARY FUCKING SKILL in the books.
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I'm guessing they're going to put Siuan on ice until Nynaeve goes Super Saiyan and brings everyone back from the dead
 
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I'm guessing they're going to put Siuan on ice until Nynaeve goes Super Saiyan and brings everyone back from the dead
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When will she get the chance though? Next season is gonna be going after Callendor and Liandrin (I presume Liandrin is gonna be in Ebou Dar) then Elyane has to go to Andor so unless Nyneave tells her to "suck my braids bitch" and fucks off to the tower she won't even have the chance to cast a mass rez that will hit Siuan.
 
Honka Honka Burning Love said:
When will she get the chance though? Next season is gonna be going after Callendor and Liandrin (I presume Liandrin is gonna be in Ebou Dar) then Elyane has to go to Andor so unless Nyneave tells her to "suck my braids bitch" and fucks off to the tower she won't even have the chance to cast a mass rez that will hit Siuan.
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wheel weaves, wheel wills etc. They already disconnected the series from the books and took away most of the similarities that would hint at future events, I don't think anyone could have guessed the Rand vs. Ishmael fight would not be projected into the sky and instead Moiraine had to use her last spell slot on prestidigitation to convince people he was the dragon.
 
Now the real question: how are they going to divide the girlbossing for the stunning conclusion? Which woman is going to lead all of the armies of the Light, which woman is going to lead the final sass-off with the Dark One, which woman is going to take care of the dreamworld shenanigans while that's all going on, which woman is going to 1v1 swordfight Demandred, and which woman is going to provide the voiceover telling us that the dark simply cannot stand against someone who Learned To Believe In Herself, the true message at the core of the book series?
 
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Now the real question: how are they going to divide the girlbossing for the stunning conclusion? Which woman is going to lead all of the armies of the Light, which woman is going to lead the final sass-off with the Dark One, which woman is going to take care of the dreamworld shenanigans while that's all going on, which woman is going to 1v1 swordfight Demandred, and which woman is going to provide the voiceover telling us that the dark simply cannot stand against someone who Learned To Believe In Herself, the true message at the core of the book series?
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All Moraine.
 
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Jesus you aren't kidding. A bruised, bloodied bag lady shouting "I WILL NEVER BURN! I AM WATER ITSELF!" to a room full of women probably thinking the previous tranny keeper was less nuts than this.
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The funniest part is the comments saying "this is good actually."
I can only assume they're astroturf bots because I've seen NO positive buzz about this show anywhere else, literally just in the youtube comments of the clips like this. I want the show to continue just to see how stupid their cope and excuses get.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Now? She was from day one.
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It's kind of funny how tailor-made the first book is for a long-form TV show - an obvious main character but several strongly developed secondary characters, a simple mystery and motivation for both the antagonists and the mentor figure ("What do they want with us?"), a Chosen One storyline that's incredibly obvious to the careful reader/viewer but still satisfying, a friend and ally to the mentor figure who can have discussions about things the audience should know but the other characters shouldn't, and a high-level overview of a much larger world.
Making Moiraine the main character short-circuits all of that, as she's privy to a ton of information that our actual MCs shouldn't know. She's also, if I remember right, one of only two Aes Sedai to appear in book 1 (the other being Elaida briefly), which sets the expectation for what an Aes Sedai should be which is rapidly undercut in the following books when the true uselessness of Tar Valon is shown.
Establishing a strong baseline for Rand is important too as he'll spend the vast majority of the rest of the series slowly going crazy.
 
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Apparently both Rand's and Moiraine's actors and Rafe shared petition to renew show in their Instagram. With no news on 4th season and disappearance from Nielsen it's not a great look
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