Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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RollingRock2 said:
Solid Jackie: HEAVILY melaninated
Liquid Jackie: Aryan fraulein
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It is really something how fucking unattractive the whitest nigress on earth is.
The fucking next-level problem glasses, the half-bald head with still some weird fuzz on it...

Fattie Jackie might even have a shot in an attractiveness-contest here.
 
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A message to all the many kids getting history lessons from Patrick Tomlinson.

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Railing against ICE is such a mindless dipshit position. Every single fucking country controls its immigration. It's one of the main criteria of being a country as opposed to some lawless shithole plot of land.
 
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Something Awful said:
A message to all the many kids getting history lessons from Patrick Tomlinson.

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Railing against ICE is such a mindless dipshit position. Every single fucking country controls its immigration. It's one of the main criteria of being a country as opposed to some lawless shithole plot of land.
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I bet he regrets signing away his rights if only because he gave up the right to get drunk and bloviate at Annabelle about how to think correcTly. It must burn him up so bad that ade went for the conservative type, imagine a based Annabelle looking up her faggot father and being disgusted by his childlike view of the world.
 
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Something Awful said:
A message to all the many kids getting history lessons from Patrick Tomlinson.

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Railing against ICE is such a mindless dipshit position. Every single fucking country controls its immigration. It's one of the main criteria of being a country as opposed to some lawless shithole plot of land.
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He's so cripplingly retarded. ICE is an amalgamation of the criminal investigative arms of the U.S. Customs Service and INS because it made sense at the time. He acts like it's the Gestapo because they're able to do their jobs again.
 
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I have really missed the contact forms bit, so this is a welcome development.

Also thrilled to learn Pat never changed his phone number and is back to responding to texts.

I sure hope second, better Jackie and her militia don’t start texting Pat. He might not appreciate the disturbance.
 
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To further expound upon the concept of him being in on all of this from one degree to another: What if she is either directly sockpuppeted by him, or is some sort of contractor running a script, to further bait and identify stalker children shitposting with poor opsec due to the uptick in views/FOMO? What if some of the stalkerchildren really are going to enjoy prison soon?
 
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Prince Alexander said:
To further expound upon the concept of him being in on all of this from one degree to another: What if she is either directly sockpuppeted by him, or is some sort of contractor running a script, to further bait and identify stalker children shitposting with poor opsec due to the uptick in views/FOMO? What if some of the stalkerchildren really are going to enjoy prison soon?
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Are you retarded?
 
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A.P. Hill said:
This is the way that Fatrick dies, not with enjoying prison but with getting canceled by a sheboon mob
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That is not dead which can forever tweet, child. And with strange aeons even Pat's Tiny Tim book may get published.
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I'd honestly fund a lawsuit by her against Patrick just to fuck with him like he enjoys fucking with everyone else with his lawfare.
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The absolute funniest outcome for all this would be Better Jackie and Pat setting up duelling crowdfunds for legal fees and Jackie pulling a Joan of Park and making an absolute fortune while Fatrick struggles to scrape together a few shekels.
 
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Prince Alexander said:
I was being sarcastic.

What is up with this lady's glasses? They look like the kind of cheap plastic that like kid's sippy cups or cheap dollar store plastic plates are made out of. Yes the watermelon flag is confusing/hilarious, but seriously, WTF are those glasses?
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One day Jackie thought "I'm going to be insufferable." and let that single motivation guide every decision in her life moving forward.
 
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