How long are you a newfag? - Once a newfag, always a newfag?

Caesar Augustus

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I've had an account here for a little over four years, and lurked for some time before that. I still think of myself as new, but the sites already gone through so much since I've been here. I think its fair to say that the "Golden Age" happened way before I joined the site, and I think that's the deciding factor. I've used 4chan (very rarely nowadays) for about a decade at this point, but I also wouldn't consider myself an oldfag there because its heyday had long gone by the time I started posting. I guess a simpler view is anyone older than you is an oldfag, anyone newer than you is a newfag. Thanks for engaging with my sperging.
 
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If you have to ask if you're a newfag, you're most definitely a newfag.

But if you must have an arbitrary date in the context of the Farms, anyone who signed up after February 2013 is a newfag.
 
Anyone who started using the internet on or after September 1993 is a newfag.
Nuinternetgabbagoobas don't remember that there werent big sites where people congregated (outside of maybe usenet), but internet was a patchwork of little websites, everyone had their own. It's mindbending to remember how much internet has shrunk, now everyone just uses the same three sites. In 1993 there was like one or two news websites, and even them in English, if you're an europoor you were out of luck. Finnish news sites opened in like 2000. OG Internet was wild west, even the biggest internet providers didn't give a single solitary fuck about hosting the most extreme racist shit, several Finnish nazi parties had their websites hosted as subdomains of Elisa and existed there well into the 2000s.

But in a sense we are living second Eternal summer of newfaggotry as Indians and Africans are starting to use internet en masse. RIP internet.
 
Everyone who joined after me is a newfag, everyone who joined before me is an elitist prick. The only equal I have in this godforsaken world is @SandyCat. Be sure to DM me if you're another April 15th, 2021 joining chad so we can have THREE good users and start a DM chain that later gets leaked with embarrassing results!
 
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You're a newfag forever, myself included.
 
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