Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Dead Lion]

He fucking blocked me lmao.

It's no use Alex i can see your account by just not being logged in.

In other news i tried to use the RSS feature of DA but unfortunately it only sends out deviations not status updates.

 

[JustSomeDong]

proclaiming himself the leader of #DropKiwiFarms

Oh shit! Coup d'état!

 

[Dead Lion]

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MylarBalloonBratz
3 hours ago
because most people on Kiwifarms are Americans. I still buy Mylar Balloons from the US but most candy and soda etc from the US in stores is too expensive nowadays. I dont know Toji Suzuhara but I think its a troll who is trying to get infomation out of you or something?
BetterSkatez
2 hours ago
Yeah. He is a terminally online user from Brazil or something with 10,000 posts in less than a year, probably as a result of living in the City of God.
MylarBalloonBratz
2 hours ago
yup people on Kiwifarms are losers.
MylarBalloonBratz
2 hours ago
I have a message for him and Dead Lion:
Hello my name is Dead Lion,

Mylar Balloons are better than me.

BetterSkatez is better than me.

Fromm Airpad is better than me.

Beach Balls are better than me.

1979 Volvo 343 is better than me.

Milton Jackson is better than me.

Shimmer and Shine is better than me.

Hot Sealed Rooms are better than me.

yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea

Trump sucks just like me.

Latex Balloons sucks just like me.

modern rounded cars sucks just like me.

Null sucks just like me.

Rasmus Seebach sucks just like me.

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends sucks just like me.

Alnor HRU-WALL Ventilation sucks just like me.

Fresh cold air sucks just like me.

loud noisy neighbors sucks just like me.

Mette Frederiksen sucks just like me.
2020s inflation sucks just like me.

Dubstep sucks just like me.
I need Help Call 911 yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea

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Thank you for your message Sam, please be coherent next time.

Edit: new description as well:


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Emphasis mine.

pfp by Zer0h. Smart enough for Calculus, Not smart enough to get a job.

Disclaimer: Despite what people say, I am not a pedophile nor am I a lolcow. That's defamation. They use that false label as an excuse to bully autistic and disabled people. I can sue anyone who calls me such a disgusting name, so stop doing it.

A person trying to detox from the internet. I'm a Christian esoterically. I'm Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative for the most part. I try to hear voices from both sides. For example, I support LGBT and have smoked weed but I'm also a supporter of people's rights to bear arms and I love collecting precious metals.

The new leader in the #DropKiwiFarms movement. To get rid of this nightmare once and for all. This fascist website has tortured me throughout the months and will do everything it could to drain the sanity out of me and a lot of other victims. They bullied me without my consent. Vandalized my pictures without my consent. Wrote a thread on me without my consent. Doxed my house address without my consent and so on. Which is why I will never end the war on KiwiFarms because they don't ask me for consent before doing these things which I will never give them consent for. I will report anything they do that offends me including negative videos on me and so on. And websites need to comply to my reports. Nobody on Kiwi Farms can tell me what I can or cannot do.

Also. Donald Trump is a fascist pig who needs to be removed from the White House for bullying disabled people and being racist and other things such as threatening Canada and Greenland and selling out to Russia.

I want to be forgotten by the internet. But technology has advanced at such a level where humanity is doomed. Despite this, try to remain positive. If you apply that, you'll not feel the need to have revenge on your adversaries.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

They bullied me without my consent. Vandalized my pictures without my consent. Wrote a thread on me without my consent. Doxed my house address without my consent and so on. Which is why I will never end the war on KiwiFarms because they don't ask me for consent before doing these things which I will never give them consent for. I will report anything they do that offends me including negative videos on me and so on. And websites need to comply to my reports. Nobody on Kiwi Farms can tell me what I can or cannot do.

Incorrect. Alex specifically said in the Hall of Shame thread that he knew he would get his own Lolcow thread, he doesn't care if he has his own thread, and that he deserves his own thread. He specifically gave consent.

Here's just one example:

I surrender. I genuinely feel bad for myself and the people on KiwiFarms for misunderstanding the situation. Just go along with making the thread on me, I thorougly deserved it.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Hey Alex, try coloring this in. Emuly was too scared to try it, think you can do it?

See all those colors? You don't have to use em all, they're there to help inspire. Let's see you do something *other* than mutilated children.
Maybe you'll even prove to us you're a real artist
Give a : if you support him being able to, and a trashcan if you think he'll chicken out like Emily did

 

[Dead Lion]

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Well someone autistic enough to make an account on stack or what ever that website is called

 

[Rango Dango]

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

I think bear hammer is the sussy impostor

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

this proclamation replacing three paragraphs about him forgiving us

Oh, no, what are we gonna do hogendorpers? He'll again send his bodyguards who did nothing when he was robbed in Mexico. And his long forgotten cow.

I think bear hammer is the sussy impostor

Stop poking the bear
Seriously, if you blame him for everything he will just come back here with a sock to chimp out. It's long past being funny.

 

[Glowie]

honestly don't care if people like Toji Suzuhara are allowed back on to waste their lives on this cesspool forum. But my safety is a huge concern with people abusing their power to ruin my life based on envy and disagreement. We try to use less US products here in Canada too.

Internet wasn't invented in China, Europe or USSR. Just saying, go back to writing letters and go outside, that will show that annoying orange Knock-off!

 

[Dead Lion]

I think bear hammer is the sussy impostor

Stop poking the bear
Seriously, if you blame him for everything he will just come back here with a sock to chimp out. It's long past being funny.

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SneedySquad
4 hours ago

Indeed. And for the Kiwis watching this page, yes I am Bear Hammer and my content is better

Also, Elaine is dating Klaask.

Shouldn't have kicked me out of the club, Simperor Glen
MylarBalloonBratz
3 hours ago

I don't know you. but yes Dead Lion is spying on this page.
SneedySquad
3 hours ago

You're a good person Mylar, keep up the good fight
MylarBalloonBratz
3 hours ago

I knew about BetterSkatez years before the trolls went after him. I used to watch some of his old videos and I have talked to him in the past.

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This ain't bear hammer.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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SneedySquad
4 hours ago

Indeed. And for the Kiwis watching this page, yes I am Bear Hammer and my content is better

Also, Elaine is dating Klaask.

Shouldn't have kicked me out of the club, Simperor Glen
MylarBalloonBratz
3 hours ago

I don't know you. but yes Dead Lion is spying on this page.
SneedySquad
3 hours ago

You're a good person Mylar, keep up the good fight
MylarBalloonBratz
3 hours ago

I knew about BetterSkatez years before the trolls went after him. I used to watch some of his old videos and I have talked to him in the past.

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This ain't bear hammer.

Glad to see that Balloonfucker is a long time fan of Funky the Clown.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

This ain't bear hammer.

Correct! Extreme gay-ops are happening.

Someone named SneedySquad has been commenting on Alex's profile. Here's his following list (L) / (A)

I'll get more into Angelwastelol in a bit. TTorch is just someone who posts nazi shit on DA that Alex followed like 2 years ago.

Looking up SneedySquad we get two results.


This is his search results for KF, his messages have been wiped as @Sneedy Squad is banned. (L) He apparently has a bunch of socks, I don't know what they are though.


However, the Onion Farms link is more interesting as this is actually Time 4 Guillotines' old username on OF.


Now, Angelwastelol, this person ONLY follows Alex. (L) / (A)


Googling this we get some extremely worrying results.

Assume all these links are NSFL I have not checked them.
(L 1) / (A 1) / (L 2) / (A 2) / (L 3 is a search for self harm, not a specific link)

We also get an email- angelwastelol@bestgore.fun This is the default for profiles, not an actual email.
@notorietus has put this email through lolarchiver and found no results.

Either someone pretending to be, or Time 4 Guillotines himself (A moderator on Onion Farms), is doing some sort of gay-ops with BBL and someone who is active on gore websites. What the gay-ops are exactly I am unsure, but this is worrying.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Either someone pretending to be, or Time 4 Guillotines himself (A moderator on Onion Farms), is doing some sort of gay-ops with BBL and someone who is active on gore websites. What the gay-ops are exactly I am unsure, but this is worrying.

BBL, the hack was admittedly funny but god I really hope you're not trying to get Alex into gore. Please, please don't. I'm worried he'll get.. "ideas" for kids he knows.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

BBL, the hack was admittedly funny but god I really hope you're not trying to get Alex into gore. Please, please don't. I'm worried he'll get.. "ideas" for kids he knows.

Alex already had an account and was active on effedupmovies, a gore website.

 

[Dead Lion]

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Disclaimer: Despite what people say, I am not a pedophile nor am I a lolcow. That's defamation. They use that false label as an excuse to bully autistic and disabled people. I can sue anyone who calls me such a disgusting name, so stop doing it.



A person trying to detox from the internet. I'm a Christian esoterically. I'm Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative for the most part. I try to hear voices from both sides. For example, I support LGBT and have smoked weed but I'm also a supporter of people's rights to bear arms and I love collecting precious metals.



I like learning languages but I speak only one language fluently so far (English), it may remain this way, I don't know, but these trolls are stifling my progress. And I don't do it to show off. I do it as a dedication to get others to start learning but fake polyglots (something I am falsely being accused of being) are kinda ruining this experience with false expectations.



The new leader in the #DropKiwiFarms movement. To get rid of this nightmare once and for all. This fascist website has tortured me throughout the months and will do everything it could to drain the sanity out of me and a lot of other victims. They bullied me without my consent. Vandalized my pictures without my consent. Wrote a thread on me without my consent. Doxed my house address without my consent and so on. Which is why I will never end the war on KiwiFarms because they don't ask me for consent before doing these things which I will never give them consent for. I will report anything they do that offends me including negative videos on me and so on. And websites need to comply to my reports. Nobody on Kiwi Farms can tell me what I can or cannot do. I don't deserve a thread and it must be taken down. If you a this dedicated the ruining my life, please save me the trouble by either stopping what you're doing and re-evaluating you life or killing yourself or else I would take action. When I say #DropKiwiFarms , You are supposed to agree with me and help me shut down this nightmare, you shouldn't respond by bullying me and ruining my life. And you will be punished for your stupidity if you don't stop. KiwiFarms has plans for murder, human trafficking, stealing, terrorism and genocide. They along with MAGA are the Nazi's of the internet.



Also. Donald Trump is a fascist pig who needs to be removed from the White House for bullying disabled people and being racist and other things such as threatening Canada and Greenland and selling out to Russia.



Kiwi Farms, The Kremlin, MAGA, Chinese Communist Party, The Nazi's, The Communists, The KKK, The World Economic Forum, Conservatives, Liberals, 4chan, Basically any government, etc are not your ally's. Trust your own senses and question everything.



I want to be forgotten by the internet. But technology has advanced at such a level where humanity is doomed. Despite this, try to remain positive. If you apply that, you'll not feel the need to have revenge on your adversaries.

When I say #DropKiwiFarms , You are supposed to agree with me and help me shut down this nightmare

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I like learning languages but I speak only one language fluently so far (English), it may remain this way, I don't know, but these trolls are stifling my progress. And I don't do it to show off. I do it as a dedication to get others to start learning but fake polyglots (something I am falsely being accused of being) are kinda ruining this experience with false expectations.

I have 180 books on learning languages and haven't learned any languages AND ITS YOUR FAULT!!!

I don't deserve a thread and it must be taken down. If you a this dedicated the ruining my life, please save me the trouble by either stopping what you're doing and re-evaluating you life or killing yourself or else I would take action. When I say #DropKiwiFarms , You are supposed to agree with me and help me shut down this nightmare, you shouldn't respond by bullying me and ruining my life. And you will be punished for your stupidity if you don't stop. KiwiFarms has plans for murder, human trafficking, stealing, terrorism and genocide. They along with MAGA are the Nazi's of the internet.

I'm going to have to disagree. Alex has all the desired traits of a prime lolcow. The most outrageous one is his inability to learn from his mistakes and to stop posting embarrassing information about himself online.

Kiwi Farms, The Kremlin, MAGA, Chinese Communist Party, The Nazi's, The Communists, The KKK, The World Economic Forum, Conservatives, Liberals, 4chan, Basically any government, etc are not your ally's. Trust your own senses and question everything.

The kill lists are kind of declining in quality, if you ask me.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Hey Alex, try coloring this in. Emuly was too scared to try it, think you can do it?
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See all those colors? You don't have to use em all, they're there to help inspire. Let's see you do something *other* than mutilated children.
Maybe you'll even prove to us you're a real artist
Give a : if you support him being able to, and a trashcan if you think he'll chicken out like Emily

Lmao looks like nobody has faith you'll do it, Alex.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Even Alex can't be actually this stupid. "When I say stop kiwi farms you have to agree with me and not troll me"? Or what? He will tell Mommy on you? He has to be baiting with this.

 

[Dead Lion]

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I know what it truly feels like to be horrendously bullied for being disabled, like Noushintou Hoshi.

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You're not disabled you're just plain dumb, this entire situation is your fault and you would've gone unnoticed if you didn't come to the farms.

Edit: almost missed it but he also changed his description:

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pfp by Zer0h. Smart enough for Calculus, Not smart enough to get a job.

Disclaimer: Despite what people say, I am not a pedophile nor am I a lolcow. That's defamation. They use that false label as an excuse to bully autistic and disabled people. I can sue anyone who calls me such a disgusting name, so stop doing it. Those who call me that are pedophile nazi terrorist eugenicists and must be put to a stop before they rape and murder people.

A person trying to detox from the internet. I'm a Christian esoterically. I'm Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative for the most part. I try to hear voices from both sides. For example, I support LGBT and have smoked weed but I'm also a supporter of people's rights to bear arms and I love collecting precious metals.

I like learning languages but I speak only one language fluently so far (English), it may remain this way, I don't know, but these trolls are stifling my progress. And I don't do it to show off. I do it as a dedication to get others to start learning but fake polyglots (something I am falsely being accused of being) are kinda ruining this experience with false expectations.

The new leader in the #DropKiwiFarms movement. To get rid of this nightmare once and for all. This fascist website has tortured me throughout the months and will do everything it could to drain the sanity out of me and a lot of other victims. They bullied me without my consent. Vandalized my pictures without my consent. Wrote a thread on me without my consent. Doxed my house address without my consent and so on. Which is why I will never end the war on KiwiFarms because they don't ask me for consent before doing these things which I will never give them consent for. I will report anything they do that offends me including negative videos on me and so on. And websites need to comply to my reports. Nobody on Kiwi Farms can tell me what I can or cannot do. I don't deserve a thread and it must be taken down. If you a this dedicated the ruining my life, please save me the trouble by either stopping what you're doing and re-evaluating you life or killing yourself or else I would take action. When I say #DropKiwiFarms , You are supposed to agree with me and help me shut down this nightmare, you shouldn't respond by bullying me and ruining my life. And you will be punished for your stupidity if you don't stop. And no. "Trolling" is not an excuse, the word you are looking for is bullying because of how worthless I felt, Trolls generally don't try to make people feel worthless, otherwise it's not anymore but rather a malicious bully. KiwiFarms has plans for murder, human trafficking, stealing, terrorism and genocide. They along with MAGA are the Nazi's of the internet. Their favorite show is Cocomelon.

Also. Donald Trump is a fascist pig who needs to be removed from the White House for bullying disabled people and being racist and other things such as threatening Canada and Greenland and selling out to Russia.

Kiwi Farms, The Kremlin, MAGA, Chinese Communist Party, The Nazi's, The Communists, The KKK, The World Economic Forum, Conservatives, Liberals, 4chan, Basically any government, etc are not your ally's. Trust your own senses and question everything.

I want to be forgotten by the internet. But technology has advanced at such a level where humanity is doomed. Despite this, try to remain positive. If you apply that, you'll not feel the need to have revenge on your adversaries.

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Their favorite show is Cocomelon.

Nah it's the killstream!