Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Violet Wavecrash said:
While we're on that subject though, don't try to go places to "meet girls."
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Nothing more inspiring than a man who lives by his own words!
Is it just me or is Jake leaning back into googleshnging in some pathetic attempt to regain his Twitter following?

By the way, he's streaming live now, I guess the brownshirts haven't evicted him yet. There's still time though!
 
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Attention everyone on Bluesky! Stop triggering Jake's PTSD!
Violet 'Sensitive' Hargrave said:
Once again I have like no followers here and can't hope to accomplish anything with this, but I nevertheless need to share this sentiment with as many people as I possibly can.
Ahem.

IF I WANTED TO SEE THE AWFUL SHIT NAZIS POST ON TWITTER I WOULD REGISTER A DAMN ACCOUNT FOR MYSELF!
QUIT SHARING IT!

I swear half my damn feed on this site is just people screenshotting posts from nazis and sharing them around.

"Wow, can you believe these nazis are just openly calling for genocide and how they want to marry toddlers?"

"Hey did you know Graham Linehan is still a miserable loser?"

YES, OBVIOUSLY!

Who exactly the hell do you think still doesn't understand how awful the worst people in the world are that they need to see dozens of new examples every day?

You know what else is awful? Photos and videos of violent animal abuse. But if I flooded your timeline with those, I'm hoping I'd be banned

for intentionally sharing traumatic imagery.

If I'm actually trying to make the world a better place, and I see where that sort of thing is coming from, I'm going to privately forward it along to someone who can rescue those pets and maybe get charges pressed against the abusers.

Similarly, if you

want to play detective and show people concerned with PR the horrific things their employees are saying in public or take legal action about some of this crap, cool.

There is no benefit to just shoving it in front of strangers faces though, all you're doing is needlessly traumatizing people. STOP!

And yes, I DID specifically use as my other example a category of image and video I spent years being bombarded with by nazis explicitly trying to cause trauma. One of the many things I'm going to have PTSD over for the rest of my life, and would appreciate people not triggering for no reason.
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Announcement about the latest gamestream mentioned above.
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He hasn't done a recap yet, but the 5½ 11 hour streams are up on Twitch now.
 
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kazuhiro said:
He hasn't done a recap yet, but the 5½ hour stream is up on Twitch now.
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Not only that, but his work stream is too! I downloaded them, will check it out when I get a chance.

I'm assuming the Ost-Lymewaffen didn't bust down his door mid-stream for a live eviction. There's always next time I guess.
 
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PatrickButtmanJr. said:
No one is more qualified to give advice on dating and relationships than a fat troon living alone in squalor that has never had a date much less intercourse with anything aside from his palms.
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I think everyone's been waiting for an advice column written by a pervert virgin. I am suitably entertained, this is almost as good as his piece about boiling water.
 
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You guys clearly don't get it.
Violet is a buxom gamer girl who is under threat of rape constantly. She can't even go outside on the street without the fear of being accosted and cat called by men.

Now she's finally offering to share real advice, the secrets hot, smart girls like her never tell anyone, FOR FREE, and you guys are LAUGHING? Maybe if you tried listening and learning, one day you could bag a dame like Violet yourself...but instead you've decided to be chuds about it and pretend like this isn't the woman of your dreams talking just so you can look cool to the other Kiwi Farmers.

Well, I for one am taking notes.
 
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I reviewed the work stream for Friday 5/2/2025.
He says he missed the last one of these because he was "very sick" - he's better now, BUT stressed out. "There's a lot going on that you don't need to hear about".
Local happenings had him white-knuckle gripping his chair arms! And his life is a disaster so he's not getting any actual work done!

The stream itself is perhaps Jake's most embarrassing yet. He apparently has the idea in his head that he wants to make an "homage to Playstation horror games" with randomly-generated floorplans. So he spent the entire stream pulling up pictures from a Google Images search for "mansion" and commenting on them. Not even saving them or drawing anything of his own. Just a live-react to pictures of mansions stream.

We did get one little tidbit about Young Jake though - apparently when he was a child "someone in his family" worked cleaning the decrepit old mansions of Connecticut and he would sometimes tag along for that.
More confirmation that he was firmly ensconced in the lower middle class for at least some of his childhood.

Plum Smuggler said:
I’m no Jake expert but palms? He’s a 2 finger tweezer technique at best.
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Please, the term of art is "jostling".
 
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I've been busy with all the women I've been getting from following The V-I-O-L-E-T System for getting women but I needed to stop by to point out the strong career advice from the guy who has never actually held a job:
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So, have a job you're still going to have in 30 years and be making the same amount of money from.
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Also, the sentiments of this may be correct but the math sure isn't:
Violet Cassandra Ocean said:
While we're on that subject though, don't try to go places to "meet girls." There's this super dumb idea that there are Things Guys Like and Things Girls Like, and people get stuck in this thinking. So I dunno, let's say you're way into some particular video game or TV show or working on cars or whatever. You make the mistake of thinking that is a Guy Thing, so no girls will ever be into it, you never discuss it around girls, and then you go looking for girls to date in some space you otherwise wouldn't really want to spend time otherwise. That's just dumb. There are, in fact, girls who are totally into whatever it is you're interested in, I promise, and if you get into whatever social scene is attached to it, you're probably more likely to meet someone you click with, and it's MUCH more likely that should you click with someone you continue enjoying the same stuff and don't end up as one of those couples who hate each other's hobbies.
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I have to admit that unlike Jake I don't read a lot of, or much, pickup advice but I'm skeptical that most of it advises you not to be nice to women (opening doors, not calling them names, listening when they talk, etc.) or you're gay. I would assume, just from a logical standpoint, that the purpose would be teaching men how to trick women into thinking they're more attractive than they are rather than deliberately increasing their worst qualities in order to fit in with a certain type of man more. But I will defer to the investigative journalist that probably did extensive research on the topic.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
I have to admit that unlike Jake I don't read a lot of, or much, pickup advice but I'm skeptical that most of it advises you not to be nice to women (opening doors, not calling them names, listening when they talk, etc.) or you're gay.
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Remember that Encino Gnome was just defrosted from the glacier he was frozen into in the early 2000s, when "PUAs" in silly outfits were going on TV talking about negging HB8s.

EDIT: also, I reviewed the first half of the Jakestream for Monday 5/5/2025. (There's another half, and then he streamed more gaming on Friday)
Nothing interesting happened, except that we got one Alt-Tabbie:

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Notice that he's talking on Discord to someone called "Penny" and it looks very, how do the kids say, sus.
Can't make out most of what's said, but Penny does mention "TT", as in Talking-Time. Is Jake trying to worm his way back in, or is Penny just his mole?
Apart from that we have a screencap for his "How To Get Girls" Tumblr post (which he was working on around that time), and FF14 junk - guess he's still playing one way or another.
 
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This is mildly interesting, I see "3tene" in the list, never heard of it so I put it in google. It's a free app on Steam that...

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It is an application made for the person who aims for virtual youtube from now on easily for easy handling. If there is a web camera, it blinks with face recognition, the direction of the face. You can project from microphone to lip sync (interlocking of lip movement) avatar.
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Please please please please do it!!!
 
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