Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RaptInPlastic]

Pretty much everything in the video he's said out loud before on different streams. From what I could tell there wasn't really anything new. It is funny to look back on though.

The funniest and weirdest part will be whether Rekieta acknowledges it in maximum gayness mode or tries to completely ignore it. But either way he will have watched and rewatched every second of it.

 

[AnOminous]

The funniest and weirdest part will be whether Rekieta acknowledges it in maximum gayness mode or tries to completely ignore it. But either way he will have watched and rewatched every second of it.

He's literally so brain-damaged from all the drugs he's on he doesn't realize ranting and raving about another man's penis utterly emphasizes his extreme homosexuality.

He is literally so stupid he doesn't even understand that.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ummm...
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Gay 90's by @uhoh spaghettios

This goes out to Nick. Enjoy!

You know that study that said straight men who see men kissing elicit the same response as them seeing squirming maggots?

I think that study is right.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He should just go for the IV ketamine, say its for "depression".

I'd rather this homosexual cuck OD on bromo-dragonfly and die screaming.

 

[Kheapathic]

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It was always all lies. From the very beginning. Elissa has delivered a MNPublicRecords tier killshot.

Massive DSP energy; ignore what your eyes and ear experience, Nick/Kayla said they're not fucking around on each other and so it's not true, and everyone else is at fault. Just start calling us detractors Nick. Tell us we're wrong and you are 100% a cool trad chad dad, while being a little bitch acting like she didn't get the car she wanted for her sweet 16. Our eyes, ears, and brains are completely broken and must go to you for the truth; so lay it on us DarkSydeNick.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick’s show was on the downswing long before the arrest.

Yeah, I didn't mean I didn't find him funny as a comedian/performer. I never actually found him funny in that sense. I mean I'm starting to not be able to laugh at him as a lolcow. His obsession with Aaron seems somewhat akin to a psychosis now. Sane people don't spend the totality of their waking hours posting about their ex-lovers on Twitter. I think you have to be really sick (and really miserable) to be that obsessed.

I'm starting to feel like the people who would go to visit Bedlam in the 18th Century to see the spectacle of the clinically insane on display.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Honestly, I think this is a good idea. Own the creeps' Big Vegas Reveal of a shirtless Aaron giving bedroom (with bonus glasses still worn), and do it by making his own calendar.

Aaron, whatever your username here is I forget, can you honestly think of a better way to invalidate all those Hackamania tickets sold, than to make your own beefcake calendar?

Aaron Of The Month™ or Twelve Months of Imholte™ or just call it the inevitable name, Another Win For The Toe!

Okay okay. you sold me… if @ItsAaronIgnoreMe does this and donates the proceeds to charity, I’ll buy one.

 

[BathTubShine]

Holy shitshow. Sad, pathetic pedomania.
Imagine organising an convention just to gay gush and seethe over some small time radio host/youtuber.
IMAGINE PAYING TO PARTICIPATE AN EVENT ABOUT CRYING OVER SMALL TIME RADIO HOST/YOUTUBER/FORMER BOYFRIEND.
Huuge win over your boyfriend Cuck Pope, KarenFarms nerds owned and felted 100%
You are a joke, your "career" is a joke, your whole silverspoon life has been a joke.

I wish million probation violations for you and a GOOD LOVING HOME FOR YOUR OFFSPRING WHO ARE TOTALLY INNOCENT TO ALL YOUR BULLSHIT YOU HAVE PUT THEM THROUGH.
Peace, peace.... Faggot.

(Ps. Your kid tested positive for cocaine 10x the cutoff and you couldn't disprove that fact with your quora-broscience answers and most of internet knows you are lying liar who just twists words into technicalities. Fingers crossed you catch cerebral hypoxia from the gasses you huff junkie)

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

So he's actually going with the narrative, "We've always been 100% monogomous. Swinging never happened. It was all made up by the internet." I've seen some shameless lies, but this denial of basically everything is just unreal. I know I'm preacher to the choir, but anyone who still believes a single word this pathological liar says, is just mentally ill. He shows tbe text about his "goo" on April's tits, and now he's denying swinging. Have the whippets cleaved his mind into two conflicting realities? Un-fucking-believable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s hard to overstate how much Nick hates his children. This excursion to Vegas removes all doubt, if there was any left.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Damn it, I know I shouldn't but I get a little MATI when I see how much this loser weasels his way into blaming anyone but himself in his downfall.
How his wife and whore don't see through it is insane to me.

 

[Dean Pentel]

If you're going to get a shady doctor to write your Rx, at least go for Desoxyn.

Hell yes, I agree with you here. I've cared for many, many heart failure patients that did cocaine and/or meth earlier in life. It's a miserable existence. If he lives long enough to get to that point I hope he those chronic health conditions. Even better if nobody visits him any of the many times he'll be in the hospital.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Also continued use on one side can fuck up your teeth really bad.

Good thing Nick has expressed the desire to have all of his teeth surgically removed and to get implants.

Yes, this actually happened on his show.

Of course respecting her "privacy" was just another one of those "principles" that he defines as his "rights on loan to others" until he calls the loan due at any time, no different from how he used to pontificate about how any DV accusations against Aaron were strictly "her story to tell" so that he could sidestep any definitive statements about the topic unless and until she comes forward, which effectively left that an open question forever once she "left the Internet" and Nick insisted that everyone respect her privacy in perpetuity.

And then poof, now all of a sudden those "principles" were just burned on the altar of his manic tweetstorms' frantic scrambling for dopamine hits late last night, throwing her back in the spotlight with outright actionable statements of fact that could end up dragging her from the sacrosanct "privacy" of Lake Wakanda to a witness stand for Monty 2: Electric Boogaloo.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe has a chance to do something very funny:

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What could possibly go wrong?

Nick should call him a 'paedo' and get round 2 at getting MN anti-SLAPP applied so he can retroactively apply it to the Montegraph case. 56-D legal chess!

I think the reason rekieta uses the word dork as an insult now is because of @Third World Aristocrat video

https://youtu.be/5SibDEklSSU?si=TQF-2qtW2jEGnDWY

Sanitise your YT links. Anything after the '?' is a Google tracker linked to your account.

It's crazy that Rackets and Aaron, who both profess to be Christian dads or even sometimes paragons of Western morality, could have avoided fucking up their lives so badly and prolongedly if they'd just remembered one of the 10 commandments in the first place.

"thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife."

Does Aaron do the religious LARP? This is news to me.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Nick really thinks he's gonna win the narrative here when we could just point out, "yeah but you're a Cuck" or "Yeah but your daughter tested positive to regular cocaine use" or "yeah but you had to sell your second home to pay for your degenerate lifestyle" there are so many things that require a textbook level of BS from Nick to explain away EVERY SINGLE TIME but we can repeatedly fuck with him in a single sentence. No way anyone wins an argument with that level of (self inflicted) burden.

 

[john marston]

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Nick, you fucktard, YOU did this to your family. YOU brought the Imholtes into your family, YOU invited them other, YOU brought cocaine into YOUR house, YOUR daughter tested positive for YOUR cocaine (that YOU probably intentionally gave her). This is all YOUR fault, not Aaron's. It's un-fucking-believable that he cannot take ANY accountability for any of the consequences of his own actions. All of his "mistakes" were a lot of fun.

The good news from this is that his few fans are sick of the Aaron Imholte goo talk. I think the few scragglers will start fucking off, as I think they expected some return to normalcy (God only knows why). Soon, it'll just be the hardcore Nick sycophants like BeggieMonster (who I'm pretty sure is just an ALT).

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[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Honestly, I think this is a good idea. Own the creeps' Big Vegas Reveal of a shirtless Aaron giving bedroom (with bonus glasses still worn), and do it by making his own calendar.

Aaron, whatever your username here is I forget, can you honestly think of a better way to invalidate all those Hackamania tickets sold, than to make your own beefcake calendar?

Aaron Of The Month™ or Twelve Months of Imholte™ or just call it the inevitable name, Another Win For The Toe!

Title it, "Cocks Out for Imholté".

Nick would bankrupt his parents buying multiple copies.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Aaron Of The Month™ or Twelve Months of Imholte™ or just call it the inevitable name, Another Win For The Toe!

Twelve days of Toe-mas?

 

[arc minsk]

It's crazy that Rackets and Aaron, who both profess to be Christian dads or even sometimes paragons of Western morality, could have avoided fucking up their lives so badly and prolongedly if they'd just remembered one of the 10 commandments in the first place.

"thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife."

gotta translate this shit to the modern world like how muslem 72 iq brown retards have it. "STOP CUMMING TO A RANDOM WHORE ON THE BUS FAGGOT OR WE'LL THROW YOU OFF A ROOF".

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

will he really end up streaming tomorrow b/c it may very well be a dumpster fire.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Twelve days of Toe-mas?

Another Year for the Toe