DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
neger psykolog said:
Maybe file this one under "obvious information" but there's been a lot of speculation (let's face it, it's fact) that DSP has been buying shit using buy now, pay later plans on Amazon like Affirm. I saw this video in my feed and thought it was interesting since it explains the business model of those plans:

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edit: lol the later part of the video paints these services as basically targeting people who don't know how to manage their money. So much like WWE Champions that is designed to attract degenerate gamblers like DSP, these services are the same thing. Never forget: "It's a buyer's market for cars"
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This is suicide inducing. If I ever get to a point where I have to finance simple groceries or food I will put a bullet right into my forehead. How do people live like this?
 
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"Impromptu marathon" in early June, eh?
No doubt this is to fund the Switch 2 he'll be buying on Ebay for $750 or whatever the fuck they'll be going for when it launches at the beginning of June.
Might even be a Switch 2 marathon if he gets it in time for the weekend. In hopes that the money he assumes he'll get showered with will help him cope with missing out on the day one views and not having the little box up in his background on launch day.
 
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Choom said:
"Impromptu marathon" in early June, eh?
No doubt this is to fund the Switch 2 he'll be buying on Ebay for $750 or whatever the fuck they'll be going for when it launches at the beginning of June.
Might even be a Switch 2 marathon if he gets it in time for the weekend. In hopes that the money he assumes he'll get showered with will help him cope with missing out on the day one views and not having the little box up in his background on launch day.
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He expected (and got) enough for TWO Switch 2s on the release date announcement! (Then spent the same amount on WWEC that week) Then he expected enough for TWO Switch 2s on preorder day. So yup, he's bound to have another stream where he expects enough for TWO Switch 2s.
 
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Hes been going hard at begging and being very desperate to hit goals and shit. Imagine throwing a fucking tantrum just because internet people didnt donate to do something you want. Mind you he us his own boss so he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Tin foil hat time: i think hes been begging harder and wanting to reach goals and do events because he wants validation to justify that he can exist without KC(he cant) alternatively he told his parents to watch him and see how successful/the potential he has, maybe to convince them to lend him money.
 
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CannedBacon said:
Surprised this wasn't mentioned earlier today. The last beggathon was such a failure thanks to his poor decisions he's thinking this one will do better. Something is up as he seems desperate these days. I don't doubt he was counting on making over $1000 on the last one
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He stated matter of factly that if he had done the "Closet Cleaning Festival" he would have easily made over a grand, close to two grand. He really thought he was going to bring out the old hats and vests and people were just going to start throwing hundreds of dollars at him just to wear some and bring the vest streak back or some shit. Dude is fucking delusional.
 
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Did a whale recently leave? He hasn't done one of his "bathroom breaks that coincidentally leads to him hitting the goal" in a while.

WTF Did someone actually take a hatchet to his scalp? His hair is parted like the Grand Canyon. The lice are going on expeditions like his hair is the fucking maranara trench. That was nasty. And he has the nerve to spike it up on the outside like we wouldn't notice that shit? He needs to get rid of that.

HE'S BALD!!!
 
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