This entire situation is incredibly emblematic of the fall of Visigothic rule in Hispania. Once a powerful and chaotic force in his own right, Idubbbz (read: Roderic, last of the Visigoth kings) found his kingdom overtaken not by brute force, but by cloak and dagger subterfuge, the malformed Persia. Anisa, in this case, playing the Umayyad Caliphate.
At first, it seemed like an alliance. Trade was encouraged. Boundaries blurred. He even welcomed her into the court. But soon, the cultural shift was undeniable. The edgy meme-warlord who once ruled YouTube with an iron jawline and Content Cop crusades had been reduced to a pussy whipped emir under the Persid whore’s suzerainty.
Now, his once-proud visage wanders the digital wastelands like the remnants of a defeated Gothic aristocracy, lamenting their lost hero while adapting to the new Andalusian regime of podcast apologies and boxing match humiliations. Verily, the Reconquista of dignity seems far away.
That makes Sam El Cid i guess?
P.S. Shoutout to big L from TX gotta go fast