Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick claims he has police notes that prove cops “didn’t care” that his 8 year old daughter tested positive for a high level of cocaine consumption and that they didn’t pursue further enquiry or tests.

Fucking prove it, faggot.

Imagine that, Police not wasting their time when a CHIPS case is already ongoing that will handle all those things.
The case Nick conveniently had sealed so that nobody can read and prove his lies.

 

[Canard]

I'd say a combination of all the above; along with coping and sneeding. Per the official reports, people from the school and church reported Nick and Kayla, which is what led to all the trouble. But then we have Nick, which seems to try to place all the blame on Aaron, like he called the cops on them. There's no doubt in my mind that Aaron probably did talk to the cops and tell what he had to; because it's obvious he was part of what happened at the Rekeita house. Whether he got a deal by cutting a deal or just because he decided to leave before the law got involved; I'm guessing Nick is pissed at him because it doesn't seem like the law was gonna try to hammer him on anything.

Aaron talked to the cops. Aaron is soft, he folds over on everything legal. Or at least push them to some line, but still folds. And why would he not talk, better not to antagonize them. And it is not like they were sworn brothers or had blood pact... Nick would not even be there if he wasn't degenerated lunatic with two other women...

And he really does not understand internet at all. If he just shut up and wouldn't mention any of this crap ever. It would already be mostly forgotten. He might even find some new fans...

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

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Look out, it seems like the Hackamania drops were just an appetizer

Its okay guys Nick typed up more material for the next one since this big reveal wasnt big enough!
Cant wait for part 3 where "April" talks about Nick's 24inch horse dick!

 

[Kheapathic]

Ultimately the swinging stuff is less damaging than the child neglect and cocaine kid, so if Nick has an honest lawyer he would know there is no way to show damages, especially when what was said is true. They were swinging.

I just find it retarded (and makes me want to bash his head in for being so useless) that he screams that everything is Aaron's fault, and only now he wants to cite Aaron felonied Kayla and commits disrepute on the daily on her. Absolute zero responsibility for bringing drugs and other people into the home; while in the same breath claims victory for stealing April from him and Aaron eating his goo. He's trying to cut the truth in half; he wants April and her ring as a conquest trophy, as well as emasculate Aaron by saying he ate Nick's goo, but then at the same time pretend that Kayla somehow was kept away from Aaron. Nick doesn't realize it's a hard sell; especially with seeing all the other failings in his personal life. Not gonna say Aaron's completely honest, but he's less unreliable than Nick.

And he really does not understand internet at all. If he just shut up and wouldn't mention any of this crap ever. It would already be mostly forgotten. He might even find some new fans...

Would wager a good portion of super chats and shit he gets now is central to this drama. He'd like it to be gone, but drama brings attention.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick says he has all these documents that will prove that his daughter was never given subsequent drug tests.

If that were true he would have shown the proof and shut down the topic entirely.

Nick doesn’t have any such documentation because his daughter did in fact test positive for cocaine in multiple tests. If Nick had even one scrap of evidence to counter that, he’d have already publicized it.

I’ve been told that Nick is still able to put on a good act and present himself as somewhat normal to certain people whose opinions matter to him. So he knows good and goddamn well that the way he acts online and when he’s with his fellow Aaron a-logs is something to be embarrassed about. But he’s chosen this path and is going to pursue it until it kills him or someone else. If I were Aaron I’d 100 percent get that restraining order.

 

[Radola Gajda]

It can not be reiterated enough: Kayla. Will. Not. Leave.

Another thing is Nick now also has leverage over her. He "sacrificed" himself and plead guilty. So our wife and Ape did not face legal consequences of their actions.

New lore
Archive

Nigger stfu. You had enough coke in your house to be locked in prison for quarter of century.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I'm so glad Nicker has decided to become so much more... terminally online and dangerously obsessive now that he's on probation.

It's like he specifically waited for his probation before just giving up on any kind of self-control.

 

[The Grillcast™]

I watched one of the elisa clip hackamania videos... Did anyone there, even once, mention that Aaron fucked Mrs. Rackets? Doesn't that seem like a huge thing to leave out? Seriously, does the whole room just pretend they don't know that and that Aaron is just a giant cuck who got his wife stolen?

One more thing, in the clip I watched, Rekieta brags about how him, April and Kayla would hang out naked "all the time" and how Aaron was mad that they were all doing blow, even though he "had no problem doing it 3 days earlier". Maybe it's because they all had children to take care of and sure, maybe hitting some booger sugar while they're all out at the bar one night is not a big deal, but week or months long benders is kinda fucked?

Seriously, Crackieta tries to act like father of the year but he's just out here admitting to hanging out naked all the time and doing blow. We're supposed to believe the kids were in optimal conditions? Lmao

 

[Stiffy]

I told you guys something big would happen as a result of Nick stupidly going to Namblamania you just didn't hear about it...yet.
Don't forget Nick is jealous of his competitors in any contest, he really wants that Triple Crown LOTY, and he'll do anything to secure it. Even if it's from a dank county jail cell.

 

[Chazzed Up]

My curiosity got the better of me. We've got a full ChatGPT case study now. Let's see how cold machine logic assesses Nick. This suggests an algorithmic throughline in Nick's coping and seething.

The bookend to Nick's case study, I present, Aaron.

Presenting…
Aaron “The Toe” Imholte: A Case Study in Passive-Aggressive Vassal Rebellion Disorder (PAVRD)
—as excerpted from the fictional DSM-5 Supplement: ePersonality Disorders of the Terminally Online

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Subject: Aaron “The Toe” Imholte
Diagnosis: Passive-Aggressive Vassal Rebellion Disorder (PAVRD)
Subtype: Content Host Syndrome with Deferred Narcissistic Autonomy (CHS-DNA)

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Clinical Overview:


Patient presents as a mild-mannered midwestern content jockey—inoffensive in tone, cloying in energy, and functionally spineless until triggered by slights to his perceived dominance. PAVRD often lies dormant until the subject experiences what clinicians refer to as a Vassal Realization Event (VRE): the shocking moment when he realizes he is not the main character of his own grift.


Initially formed an intense parasocial dependency on subject Nicholas “Lord Balldo” Rekieta, embracing the role of subordinate lapdog with aspirational access to fame, finances, and marital surrender. This dynamic lasted until The Defection, an abrupt content schism caused by emotional fatigue, subtle resentment, and long-term exposure to Nick’s whiskey-fueled monologues.

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Key Symptoms:

1. Submissive Clout Parasiting:
   Subject will align himself with louder, more chaotic online figures to siphon relevance while avoiding direct conflict. Exhibits puppy-like loyalty until slighted.
2. Simmering Ego Inversion:
   Though externally deferential, subject maintains a quiet sense of superiority. Resentment builds over time, often manifesting in “accidental” public digs, ironic mockery, or ‘I’m just asking questions’ deflections.
3. The Public Reversal Reflex:
   Following The Defection, patient now mocks former dominant host (Rekieta) with gleeful passive-aggression. Will use phrases like “not naming names” while clearly naming names. Hides direct attacks behind plausible deniability, satire, or audience banter.
4. Cuck Cycle Acceptance and Reframing:
   Patient exhibits a rare trait: Weaponized Self-Deprecation, allowing him to lean into humiliating details (e.g., “I let Nick taste my wife”) and claim them as dominance plays through irony. This reframing serves as emotional Teflon—criticism slides off because the subject is already laughing at himself. (Clinically referred to as the Toe Shield.)

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Treatment Notes:

• Patient currently exhibits high stability due to content momentum, troll insulation, and belief that “mocking Nick is a career move.”
• Recommend low-stakes grifting and scheduled ego massages to prevent relapse into vassal behavior with future dominant hosts (e.g., Melton, Mersh, or future Rekieta reconciliations).

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Addendum:
When asked to reflect on his former relationship with Nick, the subject smirked and replied:

“I mean, if he wants the wife back, he can apply. But it’ll go through HR this time.”

Case officially classified as Submissive-Turned-Snarklord with Content Sovereignty Aspirations.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

My sheer speculation is that Aaron called his lawyer to have a look at the Hackamania content and Dildo Sack-In's Mother's Day meltdown to see if any of it was actionable. Lawyer said "No, not worth the trouble, forget it" and AA-Ron backed off.

It's not unusual to call the lawyer that you already have on contingency for an opinion on something that's not exactly his specialty. Then, if your criminal lawyer says, "Yeah, I think you might have something, we have a civil/contract/estate/family law guy here at the firm you should talk to" and vice versa. Or they can tell you "You've got nothing" which is what I think happened here.

 

[Canard]

My sheer speculation is that Aaron called his lawyer to have a look at the Hackamania content and Dildo Sack-In's Mother's Day meltdown to see if any of it was actionable. Lawyer said "No, not worth the trouble, forget it" and AA-Ron backed off.

It's not unusual to call the lawyer that you already have on contingency for an opinion on something that's not exactly his specialty. Then, if your criminal lawyer says, "Yeah, I think you might have something, we have a civil/contract/estate/family law guy here at the firm you should talk to" and vice versa. Or they can tell you "You've got nothing" which is what I think happened here.

Or you might have something but it will cost xxxk to litigate... And Aaron goes like how much did I earn last week...

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

And it is not like they were sworn brothers or had blood pact...

They were ESKIMO BROTHERS man...double Eskimo brothers. You can't get much closer to another guy than that without sharing the same balldo ;_;

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

[Archive]

"You don't understand StalkerChild, nobody ever reported any abnormal behavior about my children!"


"Your pastor reported they were dirty and hungry."

"That was made up!"

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I followed the instructions, so I think I did it the right way.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Look out, it seems like the Hackamania drops were just an appetizer

We have seen that song and dance already with during VIc Lasagnia case "guys i have so much dirt on those voice actors and studio pople, hours upon hours of stuff".
Literally few shitty messages later "Uhm I alraedy showed everything i had".

Also, wonder what did he took tonight, he's only such active twitter sperg when he's high, and not on the nitrous, so Im pretty sure that Nick didn't took any drinks or drugs *AT* pedomania, he took them after.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Kayla will not leave.

Let's take everything we know about Kayla. She's lazy, passive, bone-idle, easily taken in by others, easily led. She is not very smart. She comes from a middle class family and went to college as a cheerleader type and hooked up with a second-string catch -- nerdy and awkward but third generation wealth, so he didn't have private jet money but he'd never have to worry about paying the mortgage.

She didn't work but had children. She either never really liked looking after them, or has long since gotten bored. By the time Nick was on Youtube, that was already obvious. She likes laying in bed, watching TV, eating crap, and doing drugs. Nick identifies himself as her caretaker and excuses her laziness even while he blames it for any problems he has.

If she left Nick, she would have to work incredibly hard. She'd lose access to his money, which is probably all in trust so she can't access it like she could normal marital assets. She would be the primary parent. She would have to bust her ass to take care of five children -- no nanny, no mansion, no excuses. Her family seems more level-headed than Nick's and would expect her to get a job.

She will never leave. He would leave before she did.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Look out, it seems like the Hackamania drops were just an appetizer

X to doubt. If Nick had anything he’d drop it at hackamania. And what he did drop was pretty much nothing. He’s just spiraling in a mess of drugs thinking he has something. Top kino however.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Oh boy, shit's all fucked up. Ricky Rackets the Rail King is fucking doom spiraling. Hackamania was a certified disaster. No doubt about it.
I can't wait to see what happens next. How on earth is Nick going to hold it together for eight long hours of riveting court testimony and a ceiling fan?
I don't think he can do it.

 

[Swole McPole]

Or they can tell you "You've got nothing" which is what I think happened here.

Ambulance chasers turning down free money? When did that ever happen? Generally, if they think there's a payday in it, they'll tell you there's a basis for action in the flimsiest and most spurious of cases.

Rekieta's behaviour seems to me to be definitely akin to stalking/online harrassment. I'm guessing Aaron just thought it wasn't worth the money his lawyer wanted. He must have had significant lawyer bills over the last few years (though a long way away from Rekieta tier levels) and it's not as though the behaviour would stop -- it'd just transfer to one of Nick's online proxies in the Dabblerverse.