🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Kong Strong]

Holy shit Jet is becoming truly fat

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Andy Dick on Bloodgames
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From sodaman:
BTS for Bloodgames II with @jetneptune_ #fishtanklive
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Burt will rape Andy Dick if it means to save the BG2 cast

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Andy Dick, known gay sexual predator, saying Jet looks 12 years old "in a good way"

 

[Perverted Monk]

Andy Dick on Bloodgames
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They should build a bar in Schitty, have Andy go into it, and then send this guy in.

Also RIP Phil Hartman and fuck Andy.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Honestly hate the Andy Dick thing, even if Jet is going about it in a funny way. The IP2 glazing is the laziest shit and is overall a really big blight on the magic Fishtank has had. The Burt coddling is also pretty rooted in the IP2 schizos the show picked up over time.

 

[Vantablack Truth]

It's also worth noting that the "script" for the S2 edits are written by AB, which to my knowledge didn't actually start watching until midway into 2.5 and even then only watched maybe 60% of it and got the rest of their knowledge from Twitter and Discord.

What the fuck are you talking about? He made daily recaps throughout season 2.

Alex B and Jackie got matching tattoos on their chests and are teasing starting an onlyfans.

Spoiler: Gross video (not porn)

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Do they think this is a good idea? The only reason people would buy this is to laugh at them. Nobody wants to see a malnourished cokehead get sat on by the Gordita

 

[Marche]

Andy Dick on Bloodgames
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From sodaman:
BTS for Bloodgames II with @jetneptune_ #fishtanklive
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Spoiler

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>2 thumbs up your ass
Reminder Andy Dick fingered JJs butthole

 

[supersock12345]

What the fuck are you talking about?

it's because he retweeted the absorbedtoast iceberg

I was confusing AB with AbsorbedToast who had recently put out the shitty, poorly researched iceberg video; I've already been called a retard in the thread 3 times, you don't need to necro back 4 pages to do it.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

>2 thumbs up your ass
Reminder Andy Dick fingered JJs butthole

Jet's next.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

If Andy wants to be an evil vampire, he can be the Duke's loser cousin who the fish have to evict from their camp. Or else he'll steal all their food and booze while making a general nuisance of himself.

 

[Till Krannies]

Andy Dick on Bloodgames

Looking forward to chat going hard on the Phil Hartman TTS

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I have nothing to add to this I'm just creeped out at how ghoulish this nigga looks.

 

[DustBuns]

I have nothing to add to this I'm just creeped out at how ghoulish this nigga looks.
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Beetlejuice x Michael Jackson.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

I have nothing to add to this I'm just creeped out at how ghoulish this nigga looks.
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Mofo got this weird Ellen Page look and her distressed smirk to the teeth.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I have nothing to add to this I'm just creeped out at how ghoulish this nigga looks.
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It's the filters. He uses a shitload of girly filters to make his 40yo skin look better.

 

[Blackstar]

It's the filters. He uses a shitload of girly filters to make his 40yo skin look better.

And his skinny physique. I remember him saying on the show that he didn't need to build muscle because he had natural strength and that it was like double of what someone else with his physique would have.

Another funny tidbit from @skrod is that the pig wife revealed that Alex wants to be fed and called a little balloon boy but is unable to gain weight

 

[Marche]

They are right.

 

[ZeWotah]

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Andy Dick, known gay sexual predator, saying Jet looks 12 years old "in a good way"

Treating Andy Dick as some celebrity and to generate hype in 2025 is genuinely embarrassing. Also this guy makes Simmons look like a saint in comparison. I guess it's fine now.

 

[skrod]

Another funny tidbit from skrod is that the pig wife revealed that Alex wants to be fed and called a little balloon boy but is unable to gain weight

If anyone's interested it's from this Burt stream starting at around 1:20:00. This is during the divorce saga. First Jackie calls Burt, then Alex B calls Burt, and then Jackie calls Burt again after Alex hangs up, and Frank gets on conference call. On the 2nd Jackie call, she spills all sorts of embarrassing details about her sex life with Alex. At first I thought it was largely bullshit, but one of the things she says is that Alex was asking her to start an Onlyfans with him for a long time so who knows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STh4pURhK9c

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I have nothing to add to this I'm just creeped out at how ghoulish this nigga looks.
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You know how dungeons in fantasy RPGs sometimes have random enemy creatures just living together for some reason? Like goblins in one room and a troll in another, for example.

Entering the Bernard house is like running into a lich and an ogre at the same time in one of those dungeons. Truly a high level encounter.