Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HungryPug]

Nicks and Aaron’s story end together. It’s American beauty and Aaron is Kevin spacey.

 

[john marston]

Okay a couple of things:
1) Why does Bob Rekieta look like Vince Gilligan? Bravo Bob!
2) It's nice of them to leave a kind message for CGoody. No really. That's genuinely nice.
3) The way they talk about CGoody's relationship with Rackets sounds like Nick is a Make-a-wish kid, or a troubled child. Not a 40 year old man. It reminded me of the Big Brother program from that one episode of The Simpsons.

Time to post this again:

That genuinely made me laugh out loud!

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Figured I'd do a Muppet version too.

 

[Captain Manning]

"Montegraph likes to suck little boys' dicks" was just reasonable inference; "Nick does drugs and cheats on his wife" is defamation.
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Every single thing he is accusing Aaron of saying, if Aaron even said it, originated here.

Storing illegal drugs and alcohol in the house was @break these cuffs idea.

The whippets was like... well, everybody here really... but @200MB did a fantastic video summary here.

The former is a theory, and the latter is 100%. I'd stake my life on it.

It's like he doesn't want people to look at the KF, and wants to put it all on Aaron. Can't imagine why!

Has this been Ghibli'd yet?

Not nearly as good as @Sapphixys Shitty Panties, but...



I also did this last week, but didn't post it anywhere. Much to Nick's chagrin, this one does not have a sandwich:

 

[Desktop User2]

Tell me how a jobless cocaine junkie who got lawyer-raped in divorce court because Nick was her "Advocate", suddenly has rental property

A roadside crack shack with multiple parking slots? That´s obviously a bunny hut... a brothel.

 

[Chode]

Das right! I’m all about the fixer-upper women.

Not so much the: “Well if tear the walls down, redo the foundation and slap a new roof on, we’re in business!”-wifeys.

Don’t get me wrong, I respect all you Minnesota 6-enjoyers who see a decent set of tits and a nice long set of legs and start buying drinks, but it ain’t for me.


As tempting as it would be to go undercover, gather video and info for months, and then post DA APRIL DIARIES: THE INSIDE SCOOP in one, multi page glorious post, I’d likely have to get a new account because you guys would bully me too hard.

See also: The guy who double-rubbered up, fucked DSP’s wife’s prostitute sister and then posted about it.

You're less Flip or Flop and more Holmes on Homes, got it chief.

I also forgot that this boyfriend (and lawsuit) angle has been floating around since at least February (Wil Herren saying it, so essentially Nick):

 

[Grayback]

It's literally the same guy.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I didn’t see this posted earlier, but he tweeted that his lowest-performing trial stream brought in around $800. Most of his earnings come from supertips.


( X | A )
I recognize that this is probably true. I know some people are speculating that he might be sending some of these to himself as anonymous tips, but I think there’s also a novelty component that might be appealing to his most loyal fans. That said, I do think supertips can come across as a bit spammy and might get old quickly.

 

[Oxyjen]

Storing illegal drugs and alcohol in the house was @break these cuffs idea.

That’s not even just a well founded idea - a partial collection of Nick’s booze was spotted in the realtor listing photos for the second house where April was living.

He’s literally got form for doing this very obvious shit.

 

[Meat Target]

Gimme clocks, but can the PO determine that doing whippets violates his probation?

 

[WEEKEND]

• He says April has turned on Nick

What level of cuckery are we on when even the side piece is fucking some new guy?

 

[Mechaet]

Has anyone noticed how fucking gross his fingernails are?

Just me?

Alright.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I can't wait for JessePS to yap for 30 minutes about how he was the original creator of the balldo or whatever.

To be fair Jesse was one of the first people to find the blackface pictures years ago during the Maddox lawsuit thing. Jesse got a blackface lawyer doll made as well that he wheels out on occasion.

 

[Captain Manning]

I also forgot that this boyfriend (and lawsuit) angle has been floating around since at least February (Wil Herren saying it, so essentially Nick):

Right. This isn't the first time we have heard of the new boyfriend.

Lets see, thus far, this is all drawn on the combined account of Moody, Wil, and Nick...

Yeah guys, let me cash that check right now. I'm totally sure it'll clear.

It's literally the same guy.

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THEY SAY I ABUSE MY CHILDREN SEAN!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Boom

If you post that on Twitter you get banned for antisemitism

The speed at which Nick has been tweeting for the past 60 minutes is insane.
He is just a Twitter reply guy now.

 

[not william stenchever]

Let's not speculate on the identity of MNPR, we don't want to spook them.

MNPR when the thread invokes them to arrive or speculates as to their nature:



MNPR when they strike decisively with new hot docs at a time appointed by the Gods:

 

[Hellion]

(A)



"I don't lie, unlike Aaron, and I definitely don't currently do nitrous off or on stream... but you people can't expect me not to lie about using drugs on stream"

 

[BaddestSeagull]

I like how either way it's bad for Balldo. If he's sad because April actually moved on and has a boyfriend with a working penis whom she told all about Nick's broken genitals, great. If he's lying to hide the fact he's still cheating on Kayla with April then also great because it can only end horribly.

It's also hilarious how Nick keeps trying with the "I stole Aaron's wife" as if it was a win - first of all buddy, you needed to spend a fortune on hard drugs to "achieve" that and second, Aaron's current girlfriend is way more attractive than April and Kayla, I don't think he's crying after his whore ex.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Gimme clocks, but can the PO determine that doing whippets violates his probation?

iirc from the MATI whippets and galaxy gas are difficult to count as a "drug" because it doesn't cause a "chemical reaction" it's literally just denying oxygen into your brain. Which, I shouldn't need to say this but it's phenomenally retarded because while it can get you around drug tests for a quick few minutes high its literally killing brain cells extremely quickly by denying oxygen to them. Those do not grow back. It's not worth losing brain cells for a high that lasts a couple minutes....unless of course your brain is already full of holes

Even if the court knows he's doing it, I don't think they'd count it as a "chemical reaction" > drugs from what I understand

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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"I don't lie, unlike Aaron, and I definitely don't currently do nitrous off or on stream... but you people can't expect me not to lie about using drugs on stream"

"Hasn't seen me in almost a year"
he means in real life of course but he seems disconnected from the fact people see him on camera and can make their own assessment. Using "common sense"