Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

[Bookwork]

Awright. I've been withholding this humint, but:

A stray turned up at my mom's last winter. She let it in for a few days until she found a gullble neighbor for the cat to boss around.

Cat would be right on her heels when she got up in the morning - but not any other time - and would barge into the bathroom, wait for her to sit, and then leap upon her, interupting the flow of things.

On FB she learned this behavior is not that unusual. The family theory is that thighs warmed not just by the sitter's body heat but also by blankets is a nice trreat for your paws first thing in the morning.

Dave might not be lying. If so, he is enjoying this quirk entirely too much.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Great, now I have to think about cats gazing up not only at Dave’s small, pointless genitalia but those of other Kiwis. Thank God @Bookwork’s mother’s cat sat on her.

 

[one_time_user]

If I am not careful my 60 pound dog will hop in my lap when I am on the toilet. She figures I am not doing anything useful anyway, may as well pet her. Animals are weird.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Since my cat seems to always pick the litter box that is in the room I am in to use for his business, I think he potentially believes that it is dangerous to poo alone and he is just protecting me.

 

[Bookwork]

Since my cat seems to always pick the litter box that is in the room I am in to use for his business, I think he potentially believes that it is dangerous to poo alone and he is just protecting me.

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Offline I have been presented with yet another theory: Cat dominance of humans on toilets is to ensure the humans do not leave the cats' houses without first completing proper meal service.

That fits with the feline terrorism to which I have been subjected many times. The crux of the matter is that they resent having to delegate can opener operation to an inferior species.

Relevance: Fuzz is smarter than Dave, better groomed than Dave, and drags Dave around on a leash for lulz. But the damn can opener's not properly designed. Soon.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Dave really likes posting about his Wendy's orders. I have a hard time believing he wasn't able to finish the large fries.


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The Missouri State Highway Patrol plans to have low-visibility markings on their vehicles to improve their ability to catch dangerous drivers. They're not fooling Dave, though. He knows an "ambush predator" when he sees one.


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[Bookwork]

Dave drives good. Watch Dave drive. Drive, Dave, drive.

Dave sneaks. Sneak, Dave, sneak.

Dave steals steaks. Steal, Dave, steal.

Cops can't catch Dave. FUCK YOU COPS LIKE ANDY MY TWIN WHO LOOKS BETTER THAN ME AND GOT ALL THE GIRLS AND GOT A JOB AND THEN GOT MARRIED AND HAD KIDS AND MY PARENTS THINK HE'S GREAT BUT I AM A FAMOUS ACTIVIST, MUSICIAN AND CAT OWNER.

Oops, forgot the speed limit again. Pull over, Dave, pull over.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Dave really likes posting about his Wendy's orders.

When you google Dave + cook, his Instagram bio comes up first, in which he claims to be a cook. He sperg about knives. Yet I struggle to remember one damn thing he has ever cooked that was beyond childlike. His orders at Wendy’s are similarly basic in taste profile and really not recommended for someone with heart problems and the beetus. Unlike his musical affectations, there’s not even the pretence of craft, dedication or knowledge. He likes his shitty food and dammit, that’s what he’s going to eat, right up to that final fatal clogged artery.

 

[Bookwork]

Thanks to @Reepicheep, we have documentary proof that Dave has worked extensively as a kitchen manager, studied hotel and restaurant management at Mizzou, and developed an interest in grilling in 2007 at the urging of a doctor who told him to eat less fried food.

Now you may say managing people who can cook is not the same as cooking, but Gordon Ramsay can do both, so there's that. Also you might think Dave did less managing than he makes out since he doesn't seem to be able to manage any damn thing, but it's all a matter of perspective, just as it is when evaluating disability.

Take one look at Dave today and you know such a svelte professional musician is propaning without his landlords being any the wiser.

 

[break these cuffs]

Take one look at Dave today and you know such a svelte professional musician is propaning without his landlords being any the wiser.

Dave can have all the Tanneals he wants, just keep him away from my sweet lady Propane.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Thanks to @Reepicheep, we have documentary proof that Dave has worked extensively as a kitchen manager, studied hotel and restaurant management at Mizzou, and developed an interest in grilling in 2007 at the urging of a doctor who told him to eat less fried food.

18 years of being interested in grilling? Below average height? A weird voice? Doughy, babylike face? Dave was a pooner all along.

Now you may say managing people who can cook is not the same as cooking, but Gordon Ramsay can do both

The idea of Dave ASMRing „you fucking donkey” to some fry cook is bringing me much joy.

I had forgotten his old charity, Some Of My Best Friends Are Furry. He should revive that to pay for a Wendy’s salad and add fraud and enurement to the charge sheet.

 

[WhiteNight]

Is anyone local attending Dave's court proceedings?

 

[Kevin M. Crane]

Is anyone local attending Dave's court proceedings?

I will be unable to attend the pre-trial conference tomorrow, however there shouldn't be anything prohibiting my attendance during the Jury trial.

I do not want to let any of you down, but being transparent, I have been very preoccupied as of late and I'm uncertain as to when I can expect things to wind down.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I wouldn't get stressed about missing the pre trial. Its probably going to be pretty straightforward and boring.

Do what you can when you can. We appreciate whatever you can provide brother

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I will be unable to attend the pre-trial conference tomorrow, however there shouldn't be anything prohibiting my attendance during the Jury trial.

I do not want to let any of you down, but being transparent, I have been very preoccupied as of late and I'm uncertain as to when I can expect things to wind down.

No worries about it dude, you were going above and beyond.

Any sperging from Dave today regarding the hearing? I don’t have a Facebook account so I’m unable to check myself.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Any sperging from Dave today regarding the hearing? I don’t have a Facebook account so I’m unable to check myself.

He shared a food meme a little bit ago but nothing about the case (yet). By the way, Dave's Facebook profile is public, so you can view it without an account. Just close the Log In popup and you should be able to see his posts.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Any sperging from Dave today regarding the hearing? I don’t have a Facebook account so I’m unable to check myself.

It looks like things are set for the 20th. This update was in the system quick. This judge is a hard charger.

 

[A. G. Peak]

It looks like things are set for the 20th. This update was in the system quick. This judge is a hard charger.

It says Dave made a motion to continue (postpone) the jury trial. I think the judge will rule on that at the pre-trial conference on the 19th.

I think the 'TC' in "defendant to be screened for TC" means treatment court. From what I can tell, it's an alternative court program for people with substance abuse or mental health disorders that contribute to criminal behavior. It sounds like Dave's going with the "muh mental health" defense.

Here's the Waiver of Jury Sentencing Dave filed.

 

[Bookwork]

Missourians will know better, but it looks to me like Dave's lawyer is hoping that the judge will place Dave in what is known as a diversion program, which can mean his case will be continued yet again and there will be no trial if he completes the program successfully.

Diversion programs can be used between a guilty verdict and sentencing, too, so perhaps a trial's still in the offing even if Dave's accepted into treatment court.

The state's treatment standards are attached. That Dave could be screened for the program within a week given the assessment protocol seems unlikely to me, but perhaps both defense and prosecution have some of the necessaries in hand already.

It looks like Dave might score both gender-specific treatment and PTSD treatment if he whines convincingly enough. It seems odd that Dave's lawyer hasn't proposed the program before. Maybe Dave didn't want to do it, but is nervous about all the digital turds he splattered around the Internet being entered into evidence if he testifies in his own defense.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

When Dave says he isn't straight does he mean he sucks off hobos at the bus station or that he is a "lesbian"?

I am leaning towards "lesbian".
If you have a penis and like women you are not a lesbian.
I hate that even in a reddish state like MO people are expected to play along with his delusions.

In a fair and just world the judge would repeatedly call him Dave and order him to pay his dad back. If not done in 30 days the sheriff shows up and has an auction at the apartment until the money is raised.

"Going once, going twice, SOLD for $5 Ugly green guitar. Next item up for bids is this guitar. I think it is broken. It has no headstock and is covered in ugly stickers."

Then the judge would tell him he is a man, sentence him to stop pretending to be a woman, order him off of the internet and refer his SSDI case to SS for review because he obviously could work if he wanted to.

Sadly it looks like he will get even MORE therapy and ass pats as a "sentence".

"For the crime of stealing from your parents and the country club I sentence you to crying to a therapist about how you are always right and everything is your daddy's fault."

Hardly seems fair.

SSDI doesn't pay that much.
It is based off of your earnings.
I doubt being a professional atheist paid that well as in I doubt he could afford his current "lifestyle" (conspicuous consumption of boutique items he doesn't know how to use) on the pay from his atheist gig.
SSDI is quite a bit less than what you were earning.
I wonder if he has credit cards he is filling up?

Bankruptcy arc soon?