Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.2%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 66 17.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.6%
  • Total voters
    382
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The Kayla and Kurt page of the CGoody Tome of Memories. The Kurt one is fine. It's mildly humorous. The Kayla post is the best part. The poster used one of the kids names, so I covered that. The best parts are the implication she was fucking CGoody, the mention of "medicinal powder" and the fact that her fucking mugshot is in a memorial book being sold by a funeral company.
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Nick and Pomplun sharing a page is too good. The Nick one is really only funny because of the cokestream photo. The Pomplun one is actually pretty funny because of the implication that CGoody dropped the dime. "One last Grand Slam to take to Heaven" also got me pretty good.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
Nick earned rare W today as average concurrent viewers rose by 19.8% from his last stream.
Maybe a post-Hackamania bounce? Or were people curious after his all-day Aaron bitching? We'll have to wait if the upward trend continues.
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Good Lawgic switched to Diddy trial coverage today (no live stream for that, he is attending in person)-- Nick probably picked up those abandoned livestream viewers.
 
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Molag Bal said:
So what's the story with him and Branca?
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After not showing up on time a single day and his "commentary" consisting of monosyllabic grunting and dick jokes, Branca apparently decided it was bad for his brand and Nick was dead weight.

Nick then, as usual, is being a spiteful little faggot.
 
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AnOminous said:
After not showing up on time a single day and his "commentary" consisting of monosyllabic grunting and dick jokes, Branca apparently decided it was bad for his brand and Nick was dead weight.

Nick then, as usual, is being a spiteful little faggot.
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I was gonna say. I watched a couple days and Branca had to spend an extended period of time explaining that he didn't know why Nick was late, then Nick would randomly show up with all kinds of streaming and audio issues since he doesn't know what he's doing.

For Christ sake all you have to do is let somebody know you're running late even if you lie about why, Nick can't even manage that.
 
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AnOminous said:
After not showing up on time a single day and his "commentary" consisting of monosyllabic grunting and dick jokes, Branca apparently decided it was bad for his brand and Nick was dead weight.

Nick then, as usual, is being a spiteful little faggot.
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I gotta give Branca some credit for giving him a chance. Everyone deserves redemption and so on.

And I’ll just go ahead and give him double credit for nopeing the F out after a few days, as soon as he realized that Nick has learned fuck all, is likely still using and can’t be depended on to do the bare minimum for a grown ass man: Get up in the morning when you’re supposed to.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
You know an addict recovery is going well when he is reminiscing fondly and in detail about his drug abuse.
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Recovery implies that he has stopped using and is actively working to prevent relapse. You must be watching old episodes where he
Wait no, that never happened. Ever.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
You know an addict recovery is going well when he is reminiscing fondly and in detail about his drug abuse.
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You can spot them at AA/NA meetings everywhere. It's called a dry drunk.

They begin to recount their antics "when they were using". The good ol' days. They speak of those times with a longing, even though they lost everything. They are white-knuckling their recovery, and have not yet filled the hole that losing the substance left...
Call your sponsor, Nick.

(I don't think Nick actually attended a 12 step program)
 
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