Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Prokhor Zakharov]

The hilarious part of him continuing to say "Felony Charges" and "Enjoy Prison" is that he doesn't realize how incredibly ridiculous it makes him look. He's been saying this for how many years straight without anyone being charged with anything? Continuing to say what will happen, when it never happens, just makes him look completely deluded and retarded. You'd think after all these years he'd realize his "never let them get the best of you" has already happened with him looking like a complete moron for years on end after arguing with the personification of his toilet online. It would be impossible for him ignoring the people online to make him look any worse than he has made himself look confronting them. But he just doesn't stop. His need to repeat the same old crap has to be some kind of serious pathology, besides just being completely stupid.

Also, I wonder if Rick has considered that the statute of limitations on many of the things he has been "childing" and "prisoning" people about have elapsed. He would have a number of hurdles involving proof of collusion, RICO violations, etc... something along those lines to keep those people in play as potential defendants.

After losing to Quasi, most people would just let it go, but not Rick. The pathology driving him is something I have a hard time understanding. I guess I'd need a 1.7 GPA to understand it.

 

[Shokaract#2]

Patrick wouldn't even bother turning this Jackie into niggeroni. She is too pale, probably ruins the flavor.

 

[BigPeanut]

And the fence post would win that argument.

True, the man lost an argument with his own toilet for Pete’s sake.

 

[Detective Carey]

Protip: Don't catch up this thread while eating. You may choke and die. Please don't enjoy asphyxiation stalker children.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

After losing to Quasi, most people would just let it go, but not Rick. The pathology driving him is something I have a hard time understanding. I guess I'd need a 1.7 GPA to understand it.

Well you see, if he stops then the idiots will win! Mama Raven didn’t raise no quitter!

I wonder if there’s an alternative reality Pat out there that channeled this obstinate nature into something like climbing Everest. The one thing we do know though, is that every version of Pat is FAT.

 

[Summer of George]

Secondly she is actively going after his half-hovel Airbnb, meaning that the fat maid of milwaukee might need to find another toilet to scrub

For how repeatedly the guy was crowing about Rosa and Carmela getting plucked out of hotel housekeeping departments by ICE... he is certainly well positioned to fill one of those vacancies. Already has 2 years experience as a jizz towel launderer!

 

[GameratePTSD]

I'm as racist as they come and have always supported Patrick's "victim psyop" scam, but for those of you not in the private Ballwasher Groupchat the violent and frankly unhinged things he's been saying about this Jackie woman are starting to make me uncomfortable. Coupling that with him coming out as pro-pedophilia and I'm not sure I want to support him anymore...

 

[Maude Snew]

True, the man lost an argument with his own toilet for Pete’s sake.

To be fair here, it's a very stealthy toilet.

Well you see, if he stops then the idiots will win! Mama Raven didn’t raise no quitter!

Raised him not up but wide. I don't think that qualifies as raising at all.

 

[Something Awful]

Tomlinson making some kind of weird, vaguely ominous insinuation about African refugees that look like they "haven't struggled" enough. Cool.

 

[The Noise]

I've never laughed out loud at any lolcow threads but I always get a sensible chuckle when Patrick manages to make an enemy out of a person who was totally neutral or unaware of him prior.

All he had to do was be 5% less of a prick and not immediately open with an insane schizophrenic diatribe about a gang of stalkers who have been conspiring to murder him for five years. Then again, I guess if he had any sense at all he wouldn't be Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[five of em]

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Tomlinson making some kind of weird, vaguely ominous insinuation about African refugees that look like they "haven't struggled" enough. Cool.

Fatrick was just mad because the video loaded and he realized they’re not the right color African for making sausages with

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I've never laughed out loud at any lolcow threads but I always get a sensible chuckle when Patrick manages to make an enemy out of a person who was totally neutral or unaware of him prior.

All he had to do was be 5% less of a prick and not immediately open with an insane schizophrenic diatribe about a gang of stalkers who have been conspiring to murder him for five years. Then again, I guess if he had any sense at all he wouldn't be Patrick Tomlinson.

What I find most hilarious is that Pat has convinced himself, that despite this happening, likely throughout his entire life, it is everyone else that are the assholes! The levels of stupidity, self-delusion, and narcissism to believe such a thing with absolutely no self-awareness just floors me.

 

[Farmer9876]

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Tomlinson making some kind of weird, vaguely ominous insinuation about African refugees that look like they "haven't struggled" enough. Cool.

I figured it out: Patrick is a racist.

 

[Judge Holden]

Off topic but I noticed it was our Creamy Kween's birthday yesterday.


Honestly she looks good for 39 and given how much amusement she is giving us I think we should all offer her a belated happy bi....wait a minute....



OH GOD OH FUCK JACKIE RUN! THE PIG MAN FOUND YOU!

 

[Maude Snew]

Honestly she looks good for 39

If she teamed up with April Amhole you could shutter every air base and carrier you got and just use those two to launch the entire Air Force.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Archive only (Domain is bought by a gamba site from Indonesia)
If you think Fat Rick retweeting weebs is not enough. Rick also reviews a Kotobukiya 1/72 Jigabachi AV model from Ghost in The Shell: Second Gig back when he's Padawan v 2.5 in November 12, 2008. Pretty much sums that Rick does actually watch anime once, only GoTS, and also buys Japanese kits back in the day.

Fat also. Speculate if Rick is also a weeb or not carefully, stlaker children.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fat also. Speculate if Rick is also a weeb or not carefully, stlaker children.

Of course, those are correlated. He hated his whitu pigu wide eyes so much, he got super fat to make them smaller.

Nailed it.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Damn, is that a recent pic of Rick? If so, holy shit, I have never seen Fatty Pigtits looking so large. He must be gaining fat noticeably by the day.

 

[Judge Holden]

Of course, those are correlated. He hated his whitu pigu wide eyes so much, he got super fat to make them smaller.
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Nailed it.
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Aww sheeit that reminds me I gotta keep churning out PatHeads for general shooping use

 

[Something Awful]

Damn, is that a recent pic of Rick? If so, holy shit, I have never seen Fatty Pigtits looking so large. He must be gaining fat noticeably by the day.

It's from 2021, he's about 150% more bloated today.