Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

his selling points are: am tranny, unemployed, hates people, loves satan, always right, oh and I'm sure calling himself a lesbo is a big hit with the lesbos.
You forgot that he has a modified ghost buster's proton pack! Also all of his legos and hotwheels! Those are selling points that no goth lesbian could resist.
 
You forgot that he has a modified ghost buster's proton pack! Also all of his legos and hotwheels! Those are selling points that no goth lesbian could resist.
Even if he did find a hot goth gf who likes Legos, his invitation would be "do you want to come over and build my Legos for me? I'm incapable". That's what the ladies want. Complete lack of self sufficiency
 
There are approximately 8 billion humans on this planet and the likelihood that even one is a hot goth dommy mommy who is into legos, ghostbusters, hot wheels and trannies is nil. This person simply doesn't exist. Coltroon, the newly minted Filipino, either dies alone or ends up dating other trannies again.
Bear in mind Coltroon can't drive (too stupid), so that reduces the odds even further.

Though frankly even if every woman on Earth was a lesbian goth dommy mummy who likes Hot Wheels he still wouldn't get a date because he is a man. And a vile, selfish idiot. And, I cannot stress this enough, a Mexican.
 
when you won't even get off your ass to get a driver's license? Smh.
Bear in mind Coltroon can't drive (too stupid), so that reduces the odds even further.
Colton would like you to know that he is not too stupid or lazy to drive, he's too poor. Which as we all know there is no cure for and Colton is simply a victim of not having enough wealth. It's not like he could get a job or anything. He's a victim.
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Lol Kiwifarms is sayin I'm too stupid to drive a car. I got a lisence to drive. I had a car. I just can't afford to own a car or upkeep one cuz I'm poor.
Colton would rather have been Canadian than American. I guess he hates Mexicans but loves Jeets. Colton how do you feel about Indian people?
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Lol Kiwifarms keeps making up bullshit after bullshit lies. They keep claiming that I am many things like a mexican or a filipino. I have always unfortunately been a american and I am white. Would been better to been born in a country with free healthcare n such like Canada. 🤷🏼‍♀️
During an argument about God and slavery Colton brought out one of his classic statements. What's weird about this is that Colton believes no one should have to work but also believes slavery is a good thing. Nothing new though.
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Slavery was actually a good thing tbh lol 🤣
 
Colton would like you to know that he is not too stupid or lazy to drive, he's too poor. Which as we all know there is no cure for and Colton is simply a victim of not having enough wealth. It's not like he could get a job or anything. He's a victim.
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Maybe if he got a job or didn't spend over a grand on a fucking Ghostbusters proton pack and Hot Wheels, he could afford a car. It's one thing that he relies on free gibs, which limits his income compared to having an actual salary, but he also spends his money haphazardly and on useless shit.
Colton would rather have been Canadian than American. I guess he hates Mexicans but loves Jeets. Colton how do you feel about Indian people?
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He could've gotten MAID if he was Canadian.
During an argument about God and slavery Colton brought out one of his classic statements. What's weird about this is that Colton believes no one should have to work but also believes slavery is a good thing. Nothing new though.
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He likes slavery because it's free labor, consistent with how he thinks nobody should have to work and just get shit for free.
 
Colton is too poor to afford a car.

Wait, what's this I found?
The cost of gender-affirming surgeries, often referred to as gender reassignment surgery, varies significantly depending on the specific procedure, location, and insurance coverage. A 2022 study estimated costs between $6,900 and $63,400 per procedure. Some procedures, like bottom surgery for male-to-female transitions, can range from $20,000 to $300,000.
Huh. I wonder what made Colton so poor.
 
I am solidly ex4cuck now but still like to check in occasionally and why the fuck must coltroon STILL spam every single /soc/ thread with his whining?
Pure mental illness.
 
Colton has been a bit boring, he's been busy asking lesbians if they're single and calling onlyfans whores fat. There's a couple of amusing tweets though.
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I know the feeling all too well
Of course you find it relatable to be misgendered at a Taco Bell. :story:

The rare intentionally funny Colton tweet.
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🦍 lead roles never go well. Nobody even wants toys of em. That's why those toys all end up at Ollie's or Goodwill

@Meiwaku could I request you generate some Mexican/Filipino Coltroons? I feel a bit bad asking you to look at an ugly tranny face for an extended period of time, but the results could be pretty funny.
 
Zoey / emoboyfucker69 is currently accusing Colton of trying to groom her when she was a child.
Zoey has come up with this complete schizo accusation that Colton Lochmann tried to groom her because of a connection he supposedly has.
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For some context, Colton and Zoey temporarily teamed up back in September of 2024, where Zoey would use her old @mitsufan account to spam the thread in defense of Colton. He would later drive her away by "being annoying" and trying to flirt with her, something he would continue to do and has even been given a warning for.
 
Unless our mutual friend actually got hold of a DeLorean, drove it over 88 mph, and hit Zoey up on a library computer or something, I seriously doubt that they did so.
physics and intelligence wise, didn't happen. Though if colton GOT the opportunity to time travel to molest someone without consequences? I could 100% see it.
 
Unless our mutual friend actually got hold of a DeLorean, drove it over 88 mph, and hit Zoey up on a library computer or something, I seriously doubt that they did so.
Just because current Colton does not have a time traveling DeLorean doesn't mean he won't have one in the future. According to his previous posts, he is planning on somehow getting his grubby mitts on one. Colton could be 40 years old by the time he achieves time travel and goes back to groom Zoey. He did manage to get a hold of a proton pack, didn't he? I'm not going to completely dismiss the allegations.
 
Hot diggity dog, look what we have here! It's a thread dedicated to somebody I knew a long time ago!

Wait a minute. He fucking cut his dong off and is calling himself a woman now? That's fucking shocking! I was not prepared to see that. This kind of thing is 10x creepier if it's coming from Colton, holy shit!

He was an extremely perverted guy when I knew him. He said lots of sexually suggestive things to many, many girls. He did not understand boundaries. He would not shut up about wanting to have sex with girls. He was a sexist young man, so his trooning out feels fucking creepy to me.
 
Hot diggity dog, look what we have here! It's a thread dedicated to somebody I knew a long time ago!
I can't help but immediately suspect gayops*, especially on the heels of Zoey's latest argument with him. You got a reaction out of Colton because of course you did, he reacts to literally any bait.
* Colton brings up his KF thread constantly, apropos of nothing. So it's completely plausible that people he's known in real life are coming across his posts and are being driven here.
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Lol I understand boundaries just fine. I just don't fuckin care and ignore em at all costs. I'm not sexist, I'm just right that people are horribly unfair to me. Also I will never stop being perverted and telling hilarious jokes.

Also it's a fact that trans women are real women.

I also highly doubt the fact thai you claim you ever actually ever managed to cross path with me irl in my past life pre-transition. If you did...I honestly don't give a fuck and have zero regrets for how I acted then or now as I deserve what I seek from other women fully.

Everybody these days is PERVERTED AS FUCK. I just leave it out in the open and don't hide it havin no shame. It's bad to kink shame unless ur a furry who likes diapers being into that ABDL shit or age play or trans species.

I have been stalked all my life, harrassed all my life, bullied all my life, called every trans slur and derogatory slang for as long as I can remember. People seriously have nothin better to do than to pick on me. I really want to be left the fuck alone but sadly I know...

That'll never happen cuz Kiwifarms loves to generate victims to poke fun of n laugh at for a good time to make themselves feel better bout themselves while bringimg others down whom are already havin a difficult time fittin in into life. No need for those fuckers to shit it up...

More than it already is. They love to stir up drama and lies to ruin peoples reputation and to isolate their victims so they have a ruined life with false allegations and no friendship circles. This is what those fuckers do. They spin lies into facts and take anything out...

Of context and use it to wickedly and sickly twist it to their own gain to tear apart peoples lives while having a baseless vendetta on vulnerable people. They just hate me for being trans and autistic n hating Christians and people who are 🇲🇽. That will NEVER CHANGE EVER!

Fuck off with you all. But sadly I know you'll will not sooo it is what it is now isn't it? The damage is done here and it will forever to continue till the end of time. You just love it tryin to push people over the edge hoping they harm themselves or die which is honestly...

Quite fucked up. Kiwifarms needs to be pulled offline and sadly not soon enough. I dunno how it's manage to stick around as long as it has with so many of it's victims but I guess not many people can afford to sue a powerful entity that manages to dodge accountability each time.
>Lol I understand boundaries just fine. I just don't fuckin care and ignore em at all costs.
Really not trying to dodge the whole "aspiring rapist" allegation at all?
>have zero regrets for how I acted then or now as I deserve what I seek from other women fully.
This is how real women™️ talk and not incels.
>Everybody these days is PERVERTED AS FUCK.
No dude, the degenerates you choose to associate with are perverted as fuck. That's not representative of the greater population.
>It's bad to kink shame unless ur a furry who likes diapers being into that ABDL shit or age play or trans species.
Aren't you a furry? What's the difference here? I mean it's good that you're anti pedo shit, but you goon to underage ponies don't you? Maybe someone more familiar with horse faggotry can explain, those MLP horses are meant to be children right?
>I really want to be left the fuck alone
You start fights with everyone you publicly interact with, you posted the dox of someone who showed you kindness and still shows you more respect than you deserve. That's not the behavior of someone who wants to be left alone.
>they love to stir up drama and lies to ruin peoples reputation and to isolate their victims so they have a ruined life with false allegations
Which allegations are false? The main one I like to focus on is the hill that you're willing to die on, that getting women intoxicated with the intention of sleeping with them while remaining sober isn't rape (it is). That is something you've said, stood by, and repeated.
>They just hate me for being trans and autistic
I can only speak for myself, I don't hate you for this. I find it hilarious that an incel cut his dick off and tries to chase after every lesbian he comes across. That's not hate, it's amusing. As far as I'm concerned you're a gross clown.
>(They just hate me for) hating Christians
Don't hate you for this, I don't think most Christians would either. They'd likely want to help you accept Jesus by say, providing a free meal and some comforting socialization in a church.
>(They just hate me for hating) people who are 🇲🇽.
No way dude, I'm sure most Kiwis find this amusing. In fact it's one of my favorite things about you. I love that every day you respond to several Fox news articles about deportation saying we should send them back and posting that Monster's Inc. gif. Thank you Colton, very cool.

The only real reasons to "hate" you is because you're a gross aspiring rapist and a self-admitted shitty selfish person. You're proud of hurting people, why are you upset if people treat you poorly for that behavior? The answer is you're too retarded to take accountability for your own behavior.
>The damage is done here and it will forever to continue till the end of time.
Do you want to know the secret to no longer be a Kiwi Farms victim? Stop reacting. Stop replying to literally any bait that upsets you and move on with your life. Stop reading your thread and stop seething about the site.
>You just love it tryin to push people over the edge hoping they harm themselves or die
From the bottom of my cold Nazi Kiwi heart Colton, I do not wish death upon you. I hope you have a very long life and either seek mental health treatment and accept accountability for your actions, or suffer for a very long time because of the decisions you continue to make that make you miserable. The last thing I want is for you to harm yourself or kill yourself.
>I guess not many people can afford to sue a powerful entity that manages to dodge accountability each time.
Ah yes, the powerful entity known as :null: who has all the support of major tech companies and is able to easily receive funding to his business.

Boy I can't wait for all of this to fall on half deaf ears and hear how the evil kiwis are twisting his words and making up lies about him.

Oh wow hey a response to this post.
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Lol kkwifarms keeps lyin i'm mentally ill when I'm not
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Tryin to bed drunk women isn't rape. Kiwifarms doesn't know a damm thing 😆
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Kiwifarms keeps lyin that I act like a incel/femcel. Lol I do not 🤣
Not a femcel, an incel. You very clearly act like a sexually frustrated male. In fact you probably have more testosterone than most men despite not having balls. You've got that angry moid energy.
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I honestly hate how Kiwifarms keeps calling me a fake name. My old name. My dead name that continues to not belong to me instead of my real name. Dunno why they feel like they gotta do this shit to me but I'm trans and autistic n such soooo it's quite obvious I never had their...

Respect from the get go thus being from the very beginning. They keep falsely identifying me by my old name and previous gender because they are just spiteful malicious bigots with nothin better to to on their times than to rather pick on small people like me who are a...

Minority thus being trans n autistic n deaf.....who clearly quite are not deserving of the hatred they recieve.
I would be willing to go along with your woman LARP if you were willing to take accountability for your actions and admit that the reason you have a thread on this forum is because you intended to harass someone who had previously shown you kindness. Thankfully that will never happen and I can keep referring to you as Colton.
 
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