IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

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He is smaller than Asian women. The moment he pisses off a Chinese gangster, he is screwed.
I don't think he's honestly that runty small, but his entire thing is getting by via threats and weaponizing the legal system he's being arrested by. As soon as he's not armed with pepper spray, and is in jail where assault is taken less serious, convicts will be humping on air so to speak to mess him up. He has 0 goodwill.
 
I don't think he's honestly that runty small, but his entire thing is getting by via threats and weaponizing the legal system he's being arrested by. As soon as he's not armed with pepper spray, and is in jail where assault is taken less serious, convicts will be humping on air so to speak to mess him up. He has 0 goodwill.
He’s like 5ft3. Koreans are getting tall quite fast. Your average young Korean woman is like 5ft3 -5ft4. The average man is like 5ft8, barely any shorter than Americans and Western Europeans.
 
I don't think he's honestly that runty small, but his entire thing is getting by via threats and weaponizing the legal system he's being arrested by. As soon as he's not armed with pepper spray, and is in jail where assault is taken less serious, convicts will be humping on air so to speak to mess him up. He has 0 goodwill.
According to eyewitnesses, he is far shorter than he looks.

He’s like 5ft3. Koreans are getting tall quite fast. Your average young Korean woman is like 5ft3 -5ft4. The average man is like 5ft8, barely any shorter than Americans and Western Europeans.
More or less, this. Koreans are rather tall. Of course, in prison he will be dealing with Chinese men but they will be hardened criminals so they will be taller, stronger and more in number. He better watch his mouth.
 
Ramping it up
Panicked Somali INTIMIDATES VICTIM (Fast Facts)

- BongBongIRL is believed to be the victim of the second deepfake charge.
- JS had embarrassed her when telling his viewers she was his girlfriend, showed the deepfake of them kissing/making out
- this causes anxiety and damages her reputation (as the law defines)
- JS threatened her months ago, if she were to press charges, that he would press charges too, he called her a stupid bitch etc

- now his supporters in discord engage in the same harrassment against the victim
- they posted her porn there, she didn't consent even if it was on her OnlyFans
- trying to intimidate a victim is a severe aggravating factor in SK, will have some value in his sentencing.
- he is still behaving this way after she already lawyered up, they receive all the info of the case.
 
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God damn. I wanted to give him benefit of the doubt because occasionally kf believes utter bs about super hated people purely because they are hated, and I thought it was a case of that.

Plus frankly he already has so much against him I didn't think saying he was not ENTIRELY a super manlet would be controversial.
Nothing controversial. Just wrong. He happens to be short.

Being in OF is far less embarrassing than being Smally's GF. She has every right to complain.
 
Fly "johnny somali" to somalia, and leave him there.
Hehe the actual Somalians hate him so much for associating their name with his retarded actions that I can only imagine just how badly they would fuck his shit up if that were to somehow happen. I think they would literally get medieval on his ass.

There are some lovely old school torture to death punishments from that part of Africa that would have made the Marquis De Sade puke.
 
Hehe the actual Somalians hate him so much for associating their name with his retarded actions that I can only imagine just how badly they would fuck his shit up if that were to somehow happen. I think they would literally get medieval on his ass.

There are some lovely old school torture to death punishments from that part of Africa that would have made the Marquis De Sade puke.
They also hate him because he might actually be fully Ethiopian which Somalis hate to death.
 
Johnny sexual harrassy is set to have his trial in 5 days.

Korean media is set to cover it so we might be blessed with seeing an epic chimp out with his sentencing.
HOPEFULLY this happens in time for null to cover it on mati, I know hes aware but probably doesn't want to cover a self proclaimed clout goblin until hes TRULY suffering.

Its not actually his sentencing YET. But its JS, so a chimp out is very possible

 
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Johnny sexual harrassy is set to have his trial in 5 days.

Korean media is set to cover it so we might be blessed with seeing an epic chimp out with his sentencing.
HOPEFULLY this happens in time for null to cover it on mati, I know hes aware but probably doesn't want to cover a self proclaimed clout goblin until hes TRULY suffering.

Unfortunately he won't be sentenced at this trial, it's purely for him to plead guilty or not guilty to the newest set of charges.

Currently it's felt that he will plead guilty to the obstruction of business charge but not guilty on the deepfakes charges.

Those are the ones with 10.5 year max prison time penalties and some mandatory prison time no matter what if found or pled guilty.

He may just speed things up by pleading guilty to everything (would be smartest actually) and then the next date will be sentencing and he finally goes to jail.

If he pleads not guilty for the deepfakes then next date is the actual trial and fuck knows how long that will take. All the time he's living off Hank and pissing him off more and more. Almost not sure which outcome I want more, it's all kino.
 
I want Hank to have a serious hissy fit on camera and storm off. When RKI gets back to the apartment, all his stuff is outside in trash bags.
It is vaguely possible, as Hank has a history of mental instability. Being with the knock off sweatshop version of Donkey from Shrek 24/7 must be wearing him down.
Let's see Somali experience some IRL without his guardian.
 
Didn't realize there was talks about our little black faggot Johnny Somali over here, but I'm very delighted to see that he has made it to the farms as well.

The video below is from one of his earlier streams, back when he was still on Parti.
What makes this special, is that it's part of what I refer to as "The lost VOD".
Apparently, Parti is coded so badly, that if you change streaming source mid-stream, it will completely wipe all of the previous data, and not serve it up as a VOD afterwards. This is exactly what happened here, as he decided to switch to Fat-berius' server, during his drunken crash out in Seoul.

While most of the lost data was negligible, I still believe that an important moment was lost as well.
Because after 3 bottles of Soju, we managed to convince him to go to the police station, to "press the police", as he would put it himself.

From a psychological standpoint, it's interesting to see just how scared this little niggerfaggot really is.
He likes to play tough, be loud, and make it seem like he's this big tuff nigga, walking the streets and doesn't afraid of anything.
But the moment he is faced with actual authority, he quickly quiets down, and turns into a scared little puppy.



I know I'm late, so please don't hang me for posting a month old video, but I figured this might be of interest to some of you guys who missed it.
 

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