Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Didn't someone draw some connection that "Noushintou Hoshi" MIGHT just be Alex on yet another alt or am I just blending together several other happenings?
 
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Didn't someone draw some connection that "Noushintou Hoshi" MIGHT just be Alex on yet another alt or am I just blending together several other happenings?
Hoshi is not Alex.

Think about it for a single moment, for him to be Hoshi he would have to
1. Be able to draw
2. Read and write Japanese
Alex has shown multiple times he can do neither.
 
Hoshi is not Alex.

Think about it for a single moment, for him to be Hoshi he would have to
1. Be able to draw
2. Read and write Japanese
Alex has shown multiple times he can do neither.
What are you talking about? Alex is an avant-garde artist and an expert in several languages, including Japanese.
 
"I'm disabled!" Cries the deadbeat pedophile as he makes delusional death threats at you.
I think he meant to write, "I'm enabled" since Ma Hog coddles him and tells him he dindu nuffin.

Alex can 100% get a job and work but instead of lives off Canadian welfare. He is capable of flying around the world, he's not immobile. He can solve a Rubik's cube so he isn't brain dead. He can jump around dressed up as a clown so he is able bodied. He can see, hear, and speak. He can read and write. He can go out in public and attend events like concerts so no crippling social anxiety.

Alex is just a fat lazy Canadian Mama's boy.
 
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MylarBalloonBratz
43 mins ago
anyone who's a little bit different gets bullied online. sadly.
BetterSkatez
21 mins ago
Yeah. It's ridiculous people on Kiwi Farms think I am a polyglot fraud when I never claim to speak any language other than English on a proficient level. I even wonder if Ikolthur Benoit speaks fluent Russian, if Dead Lion speaks fluent Polish or if Toji Suzuhara speaks fluent Portuguese. I feel like they are alter ego's of Americans. But real recordings would be too much of an effort for them as it would be considered "power leveling" and a one way ticket to the Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame and Halal. It's easy to fool people on their language knowledge. I am basically a mid A1 in Japanese. Around shy of JPLT 5. I say a phrase in Japanese and automatically someone thinks I am fluent in Japanese without verifying. Not saying that they're dumb or anything but much like an average person's first impressions on the price of gold, people are made to believe people can magically learn 2147483647 languages. And these impressions only get worse. Normal people IRL notice my mistakes in Spanish and correct me but they don't ridicule me for messing up. Realistically, it takes about 3 years of dedicated study to be proficient in Spanish, I can understand Spanish at a fair level but much like with you in English, speaking it is a different level.
MylarBalloonBratz
4 mins ago
most trolls are American. it took me years to learn English as good as it is now. I can also a very little German Ich liebe folienballons. we had a German class for a short time in school. I can't speak Japanese and I'm fine with watching Mew Mew Power in Danish or English.


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MylarBalloonBratz
23 mins ago

for me it all started in 2008 when pauljonnes gave me death threats after he found out I like Mylar Balloons. he first leaved me alone by 2012 and I'm pretty sure he sold me to the 789chan trolls and ED/Kiwifarms trolls. I wish I had never made that video showing a Atomic Betty DVD in 2007 because pauljonnes was Atomic Betty fan and that's the way he found me. in late 2007 he made imposter youtube channels about me and it got worse in 2008.

BetterSkatez
17 mins ago

Yeah. People have unrealistic expectations about how someone should act in society. Death threats over liking Mylar Balloons. That is insanely absurd.
MylarBalloonBratz
1 min ago

Yes and even more absurd that pauljonnes gave me harassment for 5 years.

I have also found this picture of Sammy and you people need to suffah as well
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"I speak one phrase in Japanese and everyone thinks I'm fluent! I'm that good!"

It is a well known meme that Japanese people are very polite and will compliment foreigners to their face on their Japanese. They were being nice. Nobody really thinks Alex is fluent in any languages, even his English is at a grade 6 level.
 
All quiet on the alex front today Just a description update.
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Disclaimer: Despite what people say, I am not a pedophile nor am I a lolcow. That's defamation. They use that false label as an excuse to bully autistic and disabled people. I can sue anyone who calls me such a disgusting name, so stop doing it. Those who call me that are pedophile nazi terrorist eugenicists and must be put to a stop before they rape and murder people. It is not my fault I got bullied. It's the fault of the bullies, specifically Kiwi Farms, stop blaming me. That offends me extremely. It's like if Hitler blamed the Jews for the genocide of Jews. You don't do that. That's wrong. This will be used against KiwiFarms tremendously. People on KiwiFarms needs to be held accountable for their actions. They're deflecting so they can continue to bully me and ruin my life. Before I have to kill in the act of self defense. I will not kill myself so stop telling me to do it! If I do kill myself, there will be a massive hunt to extradite you bullies! Canada takes suicide extremely seriously.



A person trying to detox from the internet. I'm a Christian esoterically. I'm Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative for the most part. I try to hear voices from both sides. For example, I support LGBT and have smoked weed but I'm also a supporter of people's rights to bear arms and I love collecting precious metals.



I like learning languages but I speak only one language fluently so far (English), it may remain this way, I don't know, but these trolls are stifling my progress. And I don't do it to show off. I do it as a dedication to get others to start learning but fake polyglots (something I am falsely being accused of being) are kinda ruining this experience with false expectations.



The new leader in the #DropKiwiFarms movement. To get rid of this nightmare once and for all. This fascist website has tortured me throughout the months and will do everything it could to drain the sanity out of me and a lot of other victims. They bullied me without my consent. Vandalized my pictures without my consent. Wrote a thread on me without my consent. Doxed my house address without my consent and so on. Which is why I will never end the war on KiwiFarms because they don't ask me for consent before doing these things which I will never give them consent for. I will report anything they do that offends me including negative videos on me and so on. And websites need to comply to my reports. Nobody on Kiwi Farms can tell me what I can or cannot do. I don't deserve a thread and it must be taken down. If you a this dedicated the ruining my life, please save me the trouble by either stopping what you're doing and re-evaluating you life or killing yourself or else I would take action. When I say #DropKiwiFarms , You are supposed to agree with me and help me shut down this nightmare, you shouldn't respond by bullying me and ruining my life. And you will be punished for your stupidity if you don't stop. And no. "Trolling" is not an excuse, the word you are looking for is bullying because of how worthless I felt, Trolls generally don't try to make people feel worthless, otherwise it's not anymore but rather a malicious bully. KiwiFarms has plans for murder, human trafficking, stealing, terrorism and genocide. They along with MAGA are the Nazi's of the internet. I will win the war on Kiwi Farms and there is nothing they can do about it.



Also. Donald Trump is a fascist pig who needs to be removed from the White House for bullying disabled people and being racist and other things such as threatening Canada and Greenland and selling out to Russia.



Kiwi Farms, The Kremlin, MAGA, Chinese Communist Party, The Nazi's, The Communists, The KKK, The World Economic Forum, Conservatives, Liberals, 4chan, Basically any government, etc are not your ally's. Trust your own senses and question everything.



I want to be forgotten by the internet. But technology has advanced at such a level where humanity is doomed. Despite this, try to remain positive. If you apply that, you'll not feel the need to have revenge on your adversaries.


alex said:
It is not my fault I got bullied. It's the fault of the bullies, specifically Kiwi Farms, stop blaming me. That offends me extremely. It's like if Hitler blamed the Jews for the genocide of Jews. You don't do that. That's wrong. This will be used against KiwiFarms tremendously. People on KiwiFarms needs to be held accountable for their actions. They're deflecting so they can continue to bully me and ruin my life. Before I have to kill in the act of self defense. I will not kill myself so stop telling me to do it! If I do kill myself, there will be a massive hunt to extradite you bullies! Canada takes suicide extremely seriously.

This is the new part. He's not wrong Canada takes suicide very seriously they help suicidal people kill themselves on taxpayer dime.

Alex we do hold each other accountable, that's what Halal threads are for. We're holding you accountable for your degeneracy on the forum.
 
It is not my fault I got bullied. It's the fault of the bullies, specifically Kiwi Farms, stop blaming me. That offends me extremely.
Nobody forced Alex to post embarrassing information about himself online. Even Mama Hog said that Alex is retarded and has no friends so he posts all over the Internet in order to try and find one person who will be his pal.

There a plenty of people in the world who do embarrassing stuff but they don't post about it online. You won't find them on Kiwifarms because they aren't dumb like Alex.
It's like if Hitler blamed the Jews for the genocide of Jews. You don't do that. That's wrong.
If the Jews weren't so Jewish the wouldn't have been holocausted.
This will be used against KiwiFarms tremendously. People on KiwiFarms needs to be held accountable for their actions. They're deflecting so they can continue to bully me and ruin my life. Before I have to kill in the act of self defense.
Alex, this isn't an anime. You are unable to kill anyone. You don't have super powers. You don't know karate. You are a fat pasty retard.
I will not kill myself so stop telling me to do it! If I do kill myself, there will be a massive hunt to extradite you bullies! Canada takes suicide extremely seriously.
Maybe read the Julie Terryberry thread. She was a Canadian who allegedly got bullied to death by Kiwifarms (actually was because of her abusive boyfriend). Neither Kiwifarms not her boyfriend got into any trouble for it. Someone got in trouble for Canadian Amanda Todd's suicide but that also involved child porn and extortion. Nobody is extorting Alex. And as Dead Lion said, MAID is Canadian health care promoting Canadian suicide. Consider it.
 
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pfp by Zer0h. Smart enough for Calculus, Not smart enough to get a job.


Disclaimer: Despite what people say, I am not a pedophile nor am I a lolcow. That's defamation. They use that false label as an excuse to bully autistic and disabled people. I can sue anyone who calls me such a disgusting name, so stop doing it. Those who call me that are pedophile nazi terrorist eugenicists and must be put to a stop before they rape and murder people. It is not my fault I got bullied. It's the fault of the bullies, specifically Kiwi Farms, stop blaming me. That offends me extremely. It's like if Hitler blamed the Jews for the genocide of Jews. You don't do that. That's wrong. This will be used against KiwiFarms tremendously. People on KiwiFarms needs to be held accountable for their actions. They're deflecting so they can continue to bully me and ruin my life. Before I have to kill in the act of self defense. I will not kill myself so stop telling me to do it! If I do kill myself, there will be a massive hunt to extradite you bullies! Canada takes suicide extremely seriously. You will not hold me accountable. I will hold those on KiwiFarms accountable for their actions of blackmail, extortion, bullying and terrorism. Everything KiwiFarms posted is an embarrassment and a cancer to humanity. They are also involved in creating Cocomelon.



A person trying to detox from the internet. I'm a Christian esoterically. I'm Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative for the most part. I try to hear voices from both sides. For example, I support LGBT and have smoked weed but I'm also a supporter of people's rights to bear arms and I love collecting precious metals.



I like learning languages but I speak only one language fluently so far (English), it may remain this way, I don't know, but these trolls are stifling my progress. And I don't do it to show off. I do it as a dedication to get others to start learning but fake polyglots (something I am falsely being accused of being) are kinda ruining this experience with false expectations.



The new leader in the #DropKiwiFarms movement. To get rid of this nightmare once and for all. This fascist website has tortured me throughout the months and will do everything it could to drain the sanity out of me and a lot of other victims. They bullied me without my consent. Vandalized my pictures without my consent. Wrote a thread on me without my consent. Doxed my house address without my consent and so on. Which is why I will never end the war on KiwiFarms because they don't ask me for consent before doing these things which I will never give them consent for. I will report anything they do that offends me including negative videos on me and so on. And websites need to comply to my reports. Nobody on Kiwi Farms can tell me what I can or cannot do. I don't deserve a thread and it must be taken down. If you a this dedicated the ruining my life, please save me the trouble by either stopping what you're doing and re-evaluating you life or killing yourself or else I would take action. When I say #DropKiwiFarms , You are supposed to agree with me and help me shut down this nightmare, you shouldn't respond by bullying me and ruining my life. And you will be punished for your stupidity if you don't stop. And no. "Trolling" is not an excuse, the word you are looking for is bullying because of how worthless I felt, Trolls generally don't try to make people feel worthless, otherwise it's not anymore but rather a malicious bully. KiwiFarms has plans for murder, human trafficking, stealing, terrorism and genocide. They along with MAGA are the Nazi's of the internet. I will win the war on Kiwi Farms and there is nothing they can do about it.



Also. Donald Trump is a fascist pig who needs to be removed from the White House for bullying disabled people and being racist and other things such as threatening Canada and Greenland and selling out to Russia.



Kiwi Farms, The Kremlin, MAGA, Chinese Communist Party, The Nazi's, The Communists, The KKK, The World Economic Forum, Conservatives, Liberals, 4chan, Basically any government, etc are not your ally's. Trust your own senses and question everything.



I want to be forgotten by the internet. But technology has advanced at such a level where humanity is doomed. Despite this, try to remain positive. If you apply that, you'll not feel the need to have revenge on your adversaries.


alex said:
You will not hold me accountable. I will hold those on KiwiFarms accountable for their actions of blackmail, extortion, bullying and terrorism. Everything KiwiFarms posted is an embarrassment and a cancer to humanity. They are also involved in creating Cocomelon.

Kiwi farms needs to be held accountable! But you will not hold me accountable, stalker child. I am above accountability, enjoy canadian prison.

edit: also what the fuck is he going on about with cocomelon.

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MylarBalloonBratz
10 hours ago
I can't relate to Americans... if I say early 2000s was awesome then Americans goes on and on about 9/11 they blame all their problems on 9/11 but for me outside the US 9/11 had no impact on my life and 2002-2003 still felt like the late 90s. here's some new Danish social media websites that came out in 2024 and 2025 that has 0% Americans on them but I won't mention them here as I don't want the American trolls to know about them. the decade I hate the most is the 2010s, the fashion and the music and trends was all garbage. I wanna go back to 2001-2002 before 2010s trends and lolcow culture was a thing and before Trump was in power when the world was still good and Power 612 was playing good music everyday on AM Radio. I would like to change my birth year to 1971 so I was an adult in the early 2000s. and from what I know now I would NOT upload any picture of myself or make very personal youtube videos so I would never become a lolcow later on in life by trolls. I would focus my Youtube channel on getting ID of track names of songs from Power 612 and nothing else besides maybe favorite videos that I like and make a comment on some good videos but nothing else. I'm glad I said no to be in the online phonebooks in 2009 when I got my phone number.
BetterSkatez
4 hours ago
Thankfully I'm not on the online phonebooks either. Dead Lion had the courtesy to blame me for all the bullying. It's not my fault a bunch a cunts decides to harass me, I did not allow that the happen but they didn't listen to me. It's the fault of Dead Lion and a bunch of it's cunt bullies. I did nothing wrong. How dare they blame me. That is extremely cruel. That's like blaming an Alzheimer patient for having Alzheimer's and them bullying them tremendously. These people are on another level of sick fuck. If they murder me, they'd blame me for being murdered. Fuck Dead Lion. Dead Lion better admit it's his fault or I will take this fucker to prison.

Jimmies have been firmly rustled.

:hah:
 
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As one whose birth year is very close to 1971, I can confirm that the late 70s to early 90s was a fucking awesome time to grow up, MylarFaggot. I wouldn't trade it for a kids life today for anything. Sucks to be you, you will never know what you missed.
 
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MylarBalloonBratz
4 hours ago

Yes Dead Lion and his friends needs to go to prison. the trolls does not understand copyright laws at all. just because something is online does not give the trolls the right to use it.
BetterSkatez
4 hours ago

I never gave these trolls permission to use my pictures of characters, Just because I said no doesn't mean Yes. I will never give these trolls permission to use my content and I will punish them for using it without my permission. My face is permanently on the internet, and instead of destroying all traces of my face on there because basically it's impossible. I will dox my haters and have them sent to prison.
MylarBalloonBratz
3 hours ago

if you can track down the trolls I hope you can send the police on them. theres old pictures of me thats over a decade old that the trolls has stolen I also want taken down from the internet.
BetterSkatez
3 hours ago

Yeah, I wanted pictures of me taken off the internet that was used without my permission, especially the vandalized ones that offend me. They hide behind VPN's and are entitled to know everything about us and not allow us to know everything about them. We do at least have some information about them. They want to blackmail us and get away with it. They are true creepy psychopaths and ones possessed by the devil.
BetterSkatez
4 hours ago

I will make sure they will end up in prison for violating our copyrights. They said I will go to prison, but in reality, they will be going to prison because they broke the laws, not us. Trolls need to understand copyright protection because right now they're on a one way ticket to the slammer.

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emphasis mine

pfp by Zer0h. Smart enough for Calculus, Not smart enough to get a job.
Disclaimer: Despite what people say, I am not a pedophile nor am I a lolcow. That's defamation. They use that false label as an excuse to bully autistic and disabled people. I can sue anyone who calls me such a disgusting name, so stop doing it. Those who call me that are pedophile nazi terrorist eugenicists and must be put to a stop before they rape and murder people. It is not my fault I got bullied. It's the fault of the bullies, specifically Kiwi Farms, stop blaming me. That offends me extremely. It's like if Hitler blamed the Jews for the genocide of Jews. You don't do that. That's wrong. This will be used against KiwiFarms tremendously. People on KiwiFarms needs to be held accountable for their actions. They're deflecting so they can continue to bully me and ruin my life. Before I have to kill in the act of self defense. I will not kill myself so stop telling me to do it! If I do kill myself, there will be a massive hunt to extradite you bullies! Canada takes suicide extremely seriously. You will not hold me accountable. I will hold those on KiwiFarms accountable for their actions of blackmail, extortion, bullying and terrorism. Everything KiwiFarms posted is an embarrassment and a cancer to humanity. They are also involved in creating Cocomelon.
A person trying to detox from the internet. I'm a Christian esoterically. I'm Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative for the most part. I try to hear voices from both sides. For example, I support LGBT and have smoked weed but I'm also a supporter of people's rights to bear arms and I love collecting precious metals.
I like learning languages but I speak only one language fluently so far (English), it may remain this way, I don't know, but these trolls are stifling my progress. And I don't do it to show off. I do it as a dedication to get others to start learning but fake polyglots (something I am falsely being accused of being) are kinda ruining this experience with false expectations.
The new leader in the #DropKiwiFarms movement. To get rid of this nightmare once and for all. This fascist website has tortured me throughout the months and will do everything it could to drain the sanity out of me and a lot of other victims. They bullied me without my consent. Vandalized my pictures without my consent. Wrote a thread on me without my consent. Doxed my house address without my consent and so on. Which is why I will never end the war on KiwiFarms because they don't ask me for consent before doing these things which I will never give them consent for. I will report anything they do that offends me including negative videos on me and so on. And websites need to comply to my reports. Nobody on Kiwi Farms can tell me what I can or cannot do. I don't deserve a thread and it must be taken down. If you a this dedicated the ruining my life, please save me the trouble by either stopping what you're doing and re-evaluating you life or killing yourself or else I would take action. When I say #DropKiwiFarms , You are supposed to agree with me and help me shut down this nightmare, you shouldn't respond by bullying me and ruining my life. And you will be punished for your stupidity if you don't stop. And no. "Trolling" is not an excuse, the word you are looking for is bullying because of how worthless I felt, Trolls generally don't try to make people feel worthless, otherwise it's not anymore but rather a malicious bully. KiwiFarms has plans for murder, human trafficking, stealing, terrorism and genocide. They along with MAGA are the Nazi's of the internet. I will win the war on Kiwi Farms and there is nothing they can do about it.
Also. Donald Trump is a fascist pig who needs to be removed from the White House for bullying disabled people and being racist and other things such as threatening Canada and Greenland and selling out to Russia.
Kiwi Farms, The Kremlin, MAGA, Chinese Communist Party, The Nazi's, The Communists, The KKK, The World Economic Forum, Conservatives, Liberals, 4chan, Basically any government, etc are not your ally's. Trust your own senses and question everything.
I want to be forgotten by the internet. But technology has advanced at such a level where humanity is doomed. Despite this, try to remain positive. If you apply that, you'll not feel the need to have revenge on your adversaries. I unfortunately cannot remove any personal pictures of myself off the internet though. However, I won't be posting any new photos of myself or anyone in my family due these fuckers who keep vandalizing them and using these pictures for blackmail.

Alex Hogendorp the pedophile said:
I unfortunately cannot remove any personal pictures of myself off the internet though. However, I won't be posting any new photos of myself or anyone in my family due these fuckers who keep vandalizing them and using these pictures for blackmail.


It's been a while since anyone made any funny Alex edit TBH I'm not sure why he's bringing it up now.
 
The manifesto is coming in nicely!

I love how Alex is detoxing from the Internet and he learned his lesson about over sharing. He's grown so much as a person these past months. There is zero chance he's going to write a schizophrenic rant about murdering random strangers, transgender rights, the Holocaust, and cocomelon.

If Canada takes suicide as seriously as Alex thinks, I wonder what the RCMP would think if they saw this shit. This is the type of writing that school shooters do.
 
I like learning languages but I speak only one language fluently so far (English), it may remain this way, I don't know, but these trolls are stifling my progress.
I've been changing all the nouns in his flash cards for months.
If you a this dedicated the ruining my life, please save me the trouble by either stopping what you're doing and re-evaluating you life or killing yourself or else I would take action.
What? So much for being fluent in English.
KiwiFarms has plans for murder, human trafficking, stealing, terrorism and genocide.
Why hasn't anyone told me we're opening a KiwiFarms death camp? Where do I apply? At least we could get Alex to take a shower at the KiwiFarms death camp.
 
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