Infected Selfshipping / Yumeshipping Community - Autists who think that Draco Malfoy and Astarion are their actual husbands, plagued with predators and people spending 50k for animations

[Dr. Arinsu]

Everytime I come in here I regret it.

 

[Digital Thunder]

I believe there is (or was) a community on Reddit called r/yumejoshi. Could be worth looking into.

It is absolutely worth a look, thank you for mentioning it. Usual laughs aside, they really shine when they can express themselves in long-form—so virtually any of the meta posts under this flair.
The discussions around jealousy and non-sharing tend to be the milkiest, so a random selection:

Live | Archive

There's a lot of these throughout the subreddit.


Live | Thread archive

Answers to "Opinion on seeing your F/O canonically with someone else?" | Thread Archive


At least she calls herself cringe for this, but Jesus.

Live | Thread archive



Answers to "Does anyone get jealous over their F/O?" | Thread archive


Answer to "do yume's genuinely believe theyre in relationships with their f/o?" | Thread archive

And this is just a sampler, too, because it goes on and on like this. In some ways it's an unintentional parade of misery.

The sharers, at least as much as they can be, are well-adjusted in comparison:

Answer to "Is your f/o popular and if yes how do you feel about doubles/fans etc" | Thread archive

love-starved-beast's negative comment score says it all, but to bolster their point: Why the fuck would you choose to make yourself miserable over a fictional character? If it's rooted in being disordered, mentally ill, or traumatized, why are you playing pretend instead of pursuing treatment that could at the very least help you move on? It shouldn't be this deep.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

It's also really seen as toxic and paints you as a very possessive person, especially since most people treat them as real partners, but at the same time regulating them to "slaves"

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

What the hell is a "double"? Is that someone else who ships themselves with your fictional significant other?

 

[Valstrax]

What the hell is a "double"? Is that someone else who ships themselves with your fictional significant other?

Yumeshippers like the above prove that the only way to fight mental illness is refuse to entertain the mentally ill.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

What the hell is a "double"? Is that someone else who ships themselves with your fictional significant other?

Its a term in Kinnie as well where they don't like someone fake pretending to be a fictional character because of identity disphoria or doppelganger syndrome or some shit. Its retarded.

 

[five of em]

Its a term in Kinnie as well where they don't like someone fake pretending to be a fictional character because of identity disphoria or doppelganger syndrome or some shit. Its retarded.

Yeah, I just had someone I know hop into one of their servers to take a look for me because I don’t use discord and there’s a large amount of them having literal meltdowns over people who like the same character as them.

What startled me the most tho was them talking about “their relationship” as if it was a real life relationship… They seem to hate kinnies, but bend over for them when the kinnies come out of the wood work to cry about people being mean to them

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Yeah, I just had someone I know hop into one of their servers to take a look for me because I don’t use discord and there’s a large amount of them having literal meltdowns over people who like the same character as them.

What startled me the most tho was them talking about “their relationship” as if it was a real life relationship… They seem to hate kinnies, but bend over for them when the kinnies come out of the wood work to cry about people being mean to them

My friend called out this behavior before basically if it's a relationship to you. Then wouldn't it be seen as toxic? It's weird these people are not self aware and you can tell they never even been in one.

 

[five of em]

I’m just going to share this one because it made me cry laughing. She means her fucking fictional husbando.

 

[Chao Garden]

Since she recently unprivated and I’m scared she’ll private again, now’s a good time to post my personal cow…
Melissa Dean/iandorable/L1GHTF00TS/hufflepuff-rave

Melissa is a (recently!) 26 year old fat BPD babyfur brony Disney adult selfshipper from Dayton, Ohio. Her cow tendencies include frequently sperging out, oversharing and having shit opsec, and some interesting past drama involving her ex.

Melissa’s husbandos (and waifu)
Melissa has many fictional lovers, but there are 4 in particular that she posts about the most. You can find her full F/O list Here
Melissa’s main husbando is Ian Lightfoot. He is the protagonist of the Pixar film Onward, which came out in March 2020 RIGHT when the meme-virus happened, so if you’ve never heard of it that’s probably why. He is also 16 in the film, making him her most controversial husbando…

Spoiler: so so much ian autism

Another husbando is Rocket Raccoon. She doesn’t post about him as much, but he’s one of her older husbandos, and she credits him for stopping her from an heroing.

Spoiler: rocket posting

Her freaking out that people will steal her tattoo idea:

Her fursuit:

Melissa is also very into Vivziepop and her work, so naturally she ships herself with Fizzarolli, this clown looking demon. And Alastor is her dad (daddy issues? her parents are divorced.)

Spoiler: fizz and alastor

Finally, Melissa also has a waifu, cause she is heckin’ bisexual. Her waifu is Roxanne wolf from FNAF. She doesn’t give a fuck about FNAF, only security breach, specifically Roxanne.

Spoiler: rox posts

Her fursuit:

Speaking of her being bi, apparently a cartoon horse made her realize this. And possibly a hamster.

Melissa’s ex-boyfriends
Melissa has had real boyfriends (and currently has one), and we’ll be looking at Dillon, Brayden, Jackson, and Dillon again. Luckily she has a deviantart folder specifically for art with her exes. Starting with Dillon…
It appears Melissa started dating Dillon in 2013, with her even making him a ponysona and a fursona (that has his full name). It looks like she broke up with him around 2014 or 2015, and a look at old journals reveals she briefly dated him in 2016. We’ll be coming back to him soon, there's a lot of drama involving him.

Spoiler: old dillon posts

Next up we have Brayden. It appears Melissa started dating him in Sept. 2015 and they broke up in October. She also made him a fursona (with his full name).

Spoiler: brayden posts

Next is Jackson. While his channel appears to be gone, he was a youtuber and made videos in the past (including one where he ranted about dating her). Melissa knew him for a few years before dating him in March 2017, then they broke up in July. Jackson will also be making an appearance later.

Spoiler: jack posts

The Dillon incident
Melissa appears to have gone back and forth with DIllon for a while, but in 2017 she started dating him again, getting engaged and married to him in 2018.

Spoiler: dillon posts

But sometime in late 2018, Melissa made a tumblr post: Dillon is missing!

However, later reblogs revealed that he was actually trying to get away from her. More of Melissa’s mentally ill obsessive posts were dug up, and more and more info was revealed about her.

Spoiler: melissa's craziness

Jack came in at one point and gave his horror story of dating melissa (archive). Her pooner ex-friend also gave her testimony (archive).
Some old blogs were also found, including a vent blog and one where she talked about dillon, but I can't find them and it's late. Will look for them later and update this post.

Spoiler: other screencaps

Melissa spergin’ out
Melissa spergs out about a lot on her xitter. For example, she still brings up Dillon to this day

Spoiler: ex husband

Also, she’s fat. But she wasn’t always fat. But despite retweeting a lot of body positivity shit, she hates being a lardass, and often cries about not looking like a dainty disney princess.

Spoiler: lol fat

It seems she's fat from meds...and also not laying off the mountain dew

Other things she chimps out about include abortion, muh religious ppl, her husbandos getting shipped with other characters, other selfshippers not liking her, and disney parks shit. Some of her sperging about Great Wolf Lodge and Venom can be seen in this post
Misc.
-Melissa has an private NSFW xitter. While we don’t know what horrors are in there, her carrd can give us a good idea. (archive). She does have a “spicy art twitter” that is public.
-As mentioned earlier, she sperged out and went private for a while. So she may be taking a break from xitter and not providing any funny chimpouts for a while.

-FUCK me this post ended up taking longer than expected and it's late. i hope other people also find her as funny and cowish. If there's anything I forgot to add I'll do so tomorrow.

Links:
Main Xitter (having trouble archiving)
Deviantart (archive) (nice roxanne porn in your favs)
Facebook (Archive)
Tiktok Archive

 

[Digital Thunder]

Least insane non-sharer.

Joke aside, that IRL history is a total shitshow. Whatever Melissa's on for whatever her major malfunctions are clearly don't work well enough, and both her and any men in her vicinity would benefit from her getting cooped up in a pen.
And since they got quoted in the Ian section: Who the hell else is shipping themselves with Dream Man that's making them say that? I spotted them while digging through r/yumejoshi and AFAIK they don't multi-ship. Speaking of the subreddit:


It actually shuttered a couple hours after my last post, but I wanted to wait and see if it'd come back before I said anything.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

People apparently want to not share because they were harassed or something. Like for gods sake every single character is different from others. I hate how Selfshippers do this while also saying they're asexual. Yeah. You can't get laid so you self ship.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Rocket Raccoon didnt deserve this smdh

 

[osooolemiiio]

Something recent from endiveenjoyer. (a)
Based mom

 

[YWNBAM]

@Chao Garden, thanks for such a detailed introductory post. Man, I've seen a photo of a bedroom filled with blue disney jew plushies floating around the net, but I could never imagine what kind of crazy mind could have been behind it. Reading everything documented was quite fascinating, almost like an experimental short story where you piece together all the time periods to see how the main character ended up the way she is.

I'm going a little couch psychologist here, but is it just me, or is Melissa's fanatical obsession with these characters at least partially due to her not getting over her ex husband? She says she hates anything that reminds her of him, but maybe there are some good aspects of him that she subconsciously gravitates towards in silly cartoons. For example, the blue jew is an underage nerd, and Melissa started dating Dillon when they were teen geeks on Deviantart.

What if this is the case with a lot of yume inserters who go too far? They can't physically possess a living person, so they transfer their controlling behaviour onto fictional characters who can literally be bought and kept locked in their gooner rooms all day, only moving and talking when the shizo wants them to.

 

[five of em]

Something recent from endiveenjoyer. (a)
Based mom

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How much of this do we think is made up for attention

 

[Head]

lolcow farm has been filled with that shit, lol

 

[Digital Thunder]

What if this is the case with a lot of yume inserters who go too far? They can't physically possess a living person, so they transfer their controlling behaviour onto fictional characters who can literally be bought and kept locked in their gooner rooms all day, only moving and talking when the shizo wants them to.

Maybe what you exactly described isn’t the case, but I’ve seen so many selective and non-sharing yumes claim to start doing it because of terrible IRL exes that this might be a common undercurrent.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Maybe what you exactly described isn’t the case, but I’ve seen so many selective and non-sharing yumes claim to start doing it because of terrible IRL exes that this might be a common undercurrent.

The whole non sharing shit is weird as shit and whenever you bring it up. It's the EASIEST way to get their clitties to leak.

 

[brownsuagrbubbletea]

Adding my own two cents into the non-sharing shit,, I can understand getting jealous of other ppl crushing on your cartoon crush but i think my issue is that if it starts taking a toll on your mentally. Like i get it you think no one understands your crush like you do but don't threaten people over it.