Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Charlie Delicious]

Has becky done anything athletic in her life?

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't she have a few Disney visits where she made the boys put her into a wheelchair lol lol

Fuck, she loved that

 

[Pargon]

Has becky done anything athletic in her life?

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't she have a few Disney visits where she made the boys put her into a wheelchair lol lol

Fuck, she loved that

A comprehensive timeline of every time Becky acted like the white trash who spawned her would be hilarious and good for posterity but fuck if I’m going to ask someone to be her archivist, even if a retard could do a better job than she did for Riot.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Couple fun bits in her reply tab this morning:


Not queer


Brave librarians.
Really though, I love Librarians and Libraries, but. . .

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Couple fun bits in her reply tab this morning:

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Not queer

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Brave librarians.
Really though, I love Librarians and Libraries, but. . .

Has she even been in a library?
Internet Archives do not count.

 

[Wargarbl]

Has she even been in a library?
Internet Archives do not count.

If it's more than 10 steps from the couch, Becky probably hasn't waddled to it in a long time.

 

[Hungry Wes Borland]

If y'all gonna? I desperately want to hear her say this phrase out loud. Curious how it sounds coming from an authentic native Spanish speaker.

Re: the Dollar Tree card.... Goddamn if it doesn't lay it all out so clearly. Yes we have to constantly acknowledge effectively every Becky post is telling on herself in some sense, considering the perptual e-begging, materialism, wasteful spending and recent fixation on Daniel's salary, all while living in a million dollar property, but goddamn a card is only worthwhile if it's from a store where the price tag's $7.99 and up? Sam you poor faggot, is the gross weird sex you're having really worth the humiliation? Is that part of the thrill?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Another "communist" who only wants the bit where everyone else works to provide for her, not the part where she is supposed to work, too.



Great on the "what's yours is mine" part. Not so much the "and mine is yours" part.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Another "communist" who only wants the bit where everyone else works to provide for her, not the part where she is supposed to work, too.

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Great on the "what's yours is mine" part. Not so much the "and mine is yours" part.

She packed one of her sexual partner's bong once back in '21. She's done her part. She has earned her rest.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Has she even been in a library?
Internet Archives do not count.

I’m sure we’ll see a drag queen story hour shot soon. She wouldn’t go for anything else.

Another "communist" who only wants the bit where everyone else works to provide for her, not the part where she is supposed to work, too.

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Great on the "what's yours is mine" part. Not so much the "and mine is yours" part.

Or maybe she just thinks you’re insufferable and would prefer not to enable child neglect? Who knows! Big W for the fam, not having to pretend to be interested in meeting the latest member of the community vagina committee must be a relief.

 

[Free the Pedos]

lol does Becky think the workers' paradise would support her sitting in a mansion smoking weed all day? Comrade Tyrone and Comrade Cletus would put her family against the wall and then move 5 working class families into that house.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

lol does Becky think the workers' paradise would support her sitting in a mansion smoking weed all day? Comrade Tyrone and Comrade Cletus would put her family against the wall and then move 5 working class families into that house.

It's like people that read the Bible and only pick out the parts they like.
Either the rules apply to everyone or they apply to no one.
Becca: First Among Equals (by a very very very wide margin).

 

[Temperance]

Please do it, Becky. Publicly name & shame Daniel! Tell the world that he doesn't deserve to see his daughter!


Over on Fetlife, Sam has been upgraded to "nesting partner". (Also, Becky is interested in attending another BDSM party later this month.)

Funnily, Jackson has been removed from Becky's bio in favor of highlighting Sam. Compare it to Jackson's bio:

Jackson seems ok with it though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(I don't think Becky & Jackson are breaking up or anything. She probably just thinks so little of him that she doesn't realize how bad it looks to replace him in her bio like that.)

For reference, here's an old screenshot of her bio from last year:

 

[MightyMorphin'Willbender]

Dang Becky, if you must be such a materialist about gifts then you should at least follow the laws of reciprocity.
Did you give a card to Sam's Mom? Greeted your friends?

Who gave you that sushi?
I can bet it was Daniel, since it's very sus you don't mention who you got it from.
Very abusive of him.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Is the queer person in the room with us, Becky? All I see is a cis straight woman starving for beta cock.

 

[spam crab]

I wonder if she and Sam had a fight about commitment or something and that’s why her bio’s changed. It reminds me of Facebook relationship statuses among highschoolers or white trash.

For a while I wondered if Jackson was just happy not to have to deal with her shit, when he was happily gooning all day while unemployed and theoretically allowed a girlfriend while Becky’s attentions were elsewhere. Even if you factor in the possibility of him being the one to make meals or clean house it’s a pretty decent deal. But it seems like when Hannah came along he had to do some of the caretaking and now he’s stuck with a job again so I once again have to grapple with attempting to understand the mindset of anyone who chooses this. Is he too lazy to be bothered with divorcing? Afraid of being alone? Unwilling to deal with a BPDemon explosion on top of the legal nightmare of divorce? Just pathetic? All of the above?

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Gee, someone raised by ACTUAL CUBANS would understand why her ADOPTED family aren't so hot on Communists. *coughFidelCastrocough*

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I truly don't understand how she doesn't understand that Daniel is doing far more than his fair share at this point. It's gotta just be for Bluesky asspats.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

She's really jumping the fuck out of the gun on this. Have you been through arbitration, Becky? Have you been to court, Becky? Have you gotten a divorce, Becky? Has there been a judgment, Becky?

Nobody owes you shit yet. Get a job.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Get a job.

Are you trying to get her killed or raped? Or worse: misgendered?

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Are you trying to get her killed or raped? Or worse: misgendered?

Yes, I am.