🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Vernon Dozier]

Ralph still doesn’t realize his mom wasn’t his friend, she’s a big reason why he can’t maintain a successful relationship with a woman and is alone. She enabled his worst behaviors to the point he believes he can treat any of his women like garbage, and they need to just take it.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>Join stream
>First thing I hear is piggy bitching about Jim being a fake anon

 

[Very_sad_man]

Clipping this for prosperity. Ralph bets 5000 dollars that Josh can't get/won't release the Rekieta arrest footage.
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A 5000 dollar coinflip is truly a bossman certified move, lets get that schmoney.

Can't wait.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Having "give a handjob with your mouth" Dunn on to 320 viewers is pretty tough.

Hell of a way to celebrate a big W there Ralphy.

 

[FiveStarAce]

@Null how would a fight between you and the Ralphamale go?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

This is why, even though the content from Ralph is rare nowadays, and he is closing in on death, Ethan Ralph will always be the GOAT lolcow. Even surpassing the OG Chris Chan, or the upcoming 3-peat of Nick "where the fuck's my nitrous" Rekieta. Ralph is the only cow who can delivery pure insanity, pure kino and nectar like this. I think most cows that have threads on this site would KILL to have a kino stream like this even once. Ralph has so many insane and hilarious moments over the years that a stream like this is just a single paragraph in the book of Pillstreams. Ethan Ralph will always be the best cow ever produced on the Internet, and I don't think we will ever get another one like him again.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I didn't take no pill, bish. I took a Tic Tac right before the show, if you wanna know the truth about it.

Sure Ralph. That sounds believable.

 

[alan thicke]

@Null how would a fight between you and the Ralphamale go?

Here’s how it would go.

Ralph would be at home and not at the fight because he is a tremendous physical coward.

Josh would eventually leave and go get a hollandaise pizza.

Later, Ralph would variously deny ever having agreed to the fight and/or holler that he won to an audience of 150 bots.

 

[Butwhythough2]

This is why, even though the content from Ralph is rare nowadays, and he is closing in on death, Ethan Ralph will always be the GOAT lolcow. Even surpassing the OG Chris Chan, or the upcoming 3-peat of Nick "where the fuck's my nitrous" Rekieta. Ralph is the only cow who can delivery pure insanity, pure kino and nectar like this. I think most cows that have threads on this site would KILL to have a kino stream like this even once. Ralph has so many insane and hilarious moments over the years that a stream like this is just a single paragraph in the book of Pillstreams. Ethan Ralph will always be the best cow ever produced on the Internet, and I don't think we will ever get another one like him again.

Ralph could write a book, if he still remembers how to write words that is, all of it would be bullshit that he makes up in his mind. Like the trip to Portugal where he fought 4 guys but they were too much. In reality he got beat up by 4 guys and got his man purse stolen. All of his imagined victories against the a-lawgs. How Mathew Vickers is trying to keep him from seeing his son. Harry Morris won't let him see Rozy (but she really don't matter that much.) There might even be a chapter in there dedicated to Josh. It'll start off with his usual violent talk, talking about Josh having a broke dick, how he wanted to kill his mom, ect. But then half way through he'll get all sentimental and talk how him and Josh were besties and all the cool Internet stuff they did. Then he'll loop back to the "I wanna see him dead", " he tried to kill his mom", “he's got a broke dick" ect ect. It would be a hilarious read

 

[Jump]

@Null how would a fight between you and the Ralphamale go?

The same way it went with Arron.
Ralph talks massive shit, challenges Arron to a fight. Arron agrees on a place up the road from where they where.

Arron showed up to the gym and got ready for the fight. Goes live.
Ralph no-shows and then said he don't fight for free.
Then he ran back to Mexico.

Another Win for the Toe.

 

[jewsernotfound]

ITS OFFICIAL.

ITS A FORESKINSTREAM.

Dad, grandad, and unc unc saved 13 year old Ethan's foreskin.

RIP null's entire dick too btw.

 

[orang]

Do you guys think Ralph was just pretending to forget the bet him and Josh made 5 mins ago or does he have straight up dementia? The looping and the complete lack of memory, short or long term really reminds me of dementia.

No, I watched my uncle who popped xan's all the time make food constantly then forget 2 mins later and make more food again. It would be a cycle until nothing was left and he would start xan raging. Never remembered anything when sober except weirdly the one time he pulled a gun on me.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

The post embarrassment streams Ralph tries to fire up always make me laugh.

 

[Telemeter]

Do you guys think Ralph was just pretending to forget the bet him and Josh made 5 mins ago or does he have straight up dementia? The looping and the complete lack of memory, short or long term really reminds me of dementia.

Ralph has literal brain damage.

He had a bloodsport debate with an audio recording the other day.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

He had a bloodsport debate with an audio recording the other day.

And he lost.

 

[3n&$SFGDWYme]

I'm going to miss Ralph when he dies.
Thank goodness we have records of these people's lives. @Null is going to have to pick up his body from Tijuana and bring it back in the USA because no one else will do it. Wouldn't be a bad idea to work on his estate now that he's close to the end.
Host an estate sale donate all money to the kids.

 

[JT Marlin]

Ralph has literal brain damage.

He had a bloodsport debate with an audio recording the other day.

That was glorious. Watched that in real time and haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Thanks, rage pig!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I really hope Ralph’s chat asks, preferably at fifteen minute intervals, where the glorious $20k pawpaw pimp ring is at.

Where’s the ring, Ralph?

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I didn't see anyone post one yet so i clipped the null call as it's own video.

Thanks for that! I was looking for it on youtube but The Illustrious Killstream hasn't been relevant enough for anyone to bother archiving in at a year:


@Null I'm extremely disappointed that you don't have EthanRalphDomesticViolence.mp4 (1.64mb) saved and ready to go (yes, even on your phone!) when pressed for it by Ralph. Here you go, Sleepy Josh:

(From X)

Here's an mp3 version so you can do what DSP does and buy a little speaker that plays the sounds into the mic:

In order to make up for this blunder, please call in to the next Pillstream and play it for Ralph. Then, in 1-5 minutes when he's forgotten about it, play it again. Then, in 1-5 minutes when he's forgotten about it, play it again. Then...

You can skip around and play different parts for different reactions! Thanks.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Ralph has literal brain damage.

He had a bloodsport debate with an audio recording the other day.

Did anyone clip that? Cause that does sound funny.