Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Thesumof41is5]

I havent had a Five Guys burger since the beginning of covid, right before the prices went absolutely crazy, and im not gonna lie. I could slam one of those bad boys like an apple right about now...

I love me a 5 guys burger, cheese dog and cajun fries- i said to myself as he took a bite “he aint gonna like those jalapenos”- and they are pretty mild as far as hot stuff goes.. he blamed it on his taste buds not being “trained” for spicy stuff lately

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

I love me a 5 guys burger, cheese dog and cajun fries- i said to myself as he took a bite “he aint gonna like those jalapenos”- and they are pretty mild as far as hot stuff goes.. he blamed it on his taste buds not being “trained” for spicy stuff lately

very likely they were fresh and not pickled

 

[SpiceyHuman]

OMFG

I haven't been on here in a while but I was the Kiwi that used to do dental work and gave my opinion on Cobes teeth months and months ago.

I'm honestly suprised how quickly his teeth have deteriorated.

Even if he wanted to, he cannot simply go to a dentist to get them pulled at this point. He is too far gone. He will have to be referred to an oral surgeon and have those nubs surgically removed after first givinf him a round of heavy duty antibiotics for about a week. No sane regular dentist would attempt extractions on him. The teeth will certainly splinter and crumble or worse yet take peices of jaw bone out along with the teeth

 

[Thesumof41is5]

very likely they were fresh and not pickled

Oh yea, i love their fresh ones, just knew how he’d react hahah

He will have to be referred to an oral surgeon and have those nubs surgically removed after first givinf him a round of heavy duty antibiotics for about a week.

And not drink? No way, doodt

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

OMFG

I haven't been on here in a while but I was the Kiwi that used to do dental work and gave my opinion on Cobes teeth months and months ago.

I'm honestly suprised how quickly his teeth have deteriorated.

Even if he wanted to, he cannot simply go to a dentist to get them pulled at this point. He is too far gone. He will have to be referred to an oral surgeon and have those nubs surgically removed after first givinf him a round of heavy duty antibiotics for about a week. No sane regular dentist would attempt extractions on him. The teeth will certainly splinter and crumble or worse yet take peices of jaw bone out along with the teeth

Clint coudnt afford to have his mouth fixed at this point, hes just waiting out the inevitable

 

[myhairisonfire]

Clint coudnt afford to have his mouth fixed at this point, hes just waiting out the inevitable

The money is better spent on Clint moving to Ireland or whatever than on Cobes teeth.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Clint coudnt afford to have his mouth fixed at this point, hes just waiting out the inevitable

without going to mexico or some shit i can only imagine the price of all the work cobes would need done at this point. i think clint knows this and has just accepted that sooner or later he is going to have to plan his sons funeral. which is unfortunate but at least cobes gets to live whatevers left of his life on his own terms i guess.

 

['Ole Dente]

Wine, for whatever reason, seems to work it's way past his tolerance levels and gets him sloppy wasted. We've seen him downing bottles of rum and whiskey while barely seeming off his normal level but every time you see wine in a video of his he is sloppy drunk and barely able to string words together.

Wine can be drank warm, it's not as caustic as et's say, whiskey or rum, and it's a fancy gothic drink that vampires drink, doot.

If you could get fucking GREEN WINE that's a recipe for a disaster.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Trying not to be malicious but wouldn’t him being tard’d make this free or something?

I can see some bleeding heart doing it pro bono and having Cobes’ googly eyed ass in a commercial smiling up from a dentists chair with a mouth of pearly whites

 

[AnOminous]

No sane regular dentist would attempt extractions on him.

I think even Shane MacGowan's dentist would be intimidated by whatever the fuck is going on in the boglim's mouth.

 

['Ole Dente]

OMFG

I haven't been on here in a while but I was the Kiwi that used to do dental work and gave my opinion on Cobes teeth months and months ago.

I'm honestly suprised how quickly his teeth have deteriorated.

Even if he wanted to, he cannot simply go to a dentist to get them pulled at this point. He is too far gone. He will have to be referred to an oral surgeon and have those nubs surgically removed after first givinf him a round of heavy duty antibiotics for about a week. No sane regular dentist would attempt extractions on him. The teeth will certainly splinter and crumble or worse yet take peices of jaw bone out along with the teeth

His bacterial infection has existed for such a long time without any treatment that you'd have to start him on broad spectrum antibiotics like Clindamycin and even then, the bacteria may be lodged so deeply in the roots and torn everything apart that the antibiotics won't even get to the infection. An oral surgeon should do an x-ray to identify this and do some root canals before then.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

So on a scale of 1 to 100, how fucked are his teeth?

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

So on a scale of 1 to 100, how fucked are his teeth?

101

 

[Hennimore]

So on a scale of 1 to 100, how fucked are his teeth?

420,666

Black teeth to light my green gums YEEEEESSSSHHHHHH

 

['Ole Dente]

So on a scale of 1 to 100, how fucked are his teeth?

Cobra needs to go to a doctor and get an x-ray tomorrow.

We're currently at the "If you don't go asap, your life is going to take a turn for the worse" phase. I don't really want to see the "Sorry bud but your jaw bone is deteriorated too much, you did the best you could every day" phase.

 

[barrow greeter]

Trying not to be malicious but wouldn’t him being tard’d make this free or something?

I can see some bleeding heart doing it pro bono and having Cobes’ googly eyed ass in a commercial smiling up from a dentists chair with a mouth of pearly whites

We would be saving his life if someone got a GoFundMe organized to pay for all the tooth extractions. Too bad there isn't a responsible third party available to make sure it actually gets done and isn't spent on boxes of Franzia White Sippendale and DoorDash.

sarlacc pit AI upscale, I'm sorry:

Spoiler

 

[Candover]

We would be saving his life if someone got a GoFundMe organized to pay for all the tooth extractions. Too bad there isn't a responsible third party available to make sure it actually gets done and isn't spent on boxes of Franzia White Sippendale and DoorDash.

His Medicaid would cover the extractions, but Clint would have to pony up multiple thousands of dollars for dentures. About $7-$9k iirc

 

[GobBluth]

Genuinely a terrible situation for Cobra. The only thing that gives him true pleasure is food and time is ticking on his ability to eat. He had insurance the whole time so the only thing that caused this is ODD.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Wine can be drank warm, it's not as caustic as et's say, whiskey or rum, and it's a fancy gothic drink that vampires drink, doot.

If you could get fucking GREEN WINE that's a recipe for a disaster.

Mulled wine rules TWU

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

So on a scale of 1 to 100, how fucked are his teeth?

Running in the 90's. The dominos really started falling after he lost that first tooth.

And that happened a little over a year ago, today.

This was from around 2023.

Late 2022, around October/November.