Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
If her house is in close enough proximity to town to have a sidewalk, then that backyard can't actually be that big. Just lens and photograph trickery.

And yet J still needed a truck and lawn chairs to help her navigate it.
 
If her house is in close enough proximity to town to have a sidewalk, then that backyard can't actually be that big. Just lens and photograph trickery.

And yet J still needed a truck and lawn chairs to help her navigate it.
Here’s the lot- 1.88 acres:
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However just beyond that treeline to the north is the municipal city pool and they’re about one block over from the baseball fields.
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I am a dog person and this made me gag. It’s one thing to put food from your plate onto the ground for your dog, or to scrape it some leftover chicken when you’re finished eating.

Totally feral behavior to feed it from a plate you’re actively eating from too. I guess this is part of her down home farm girl persona! Little does she know, she’s one of the livestock in this equation, not the farmer.
It also explains why even the dog is so fat. It's shaped like a corgi, but it's a chihuahua.

I will join in the cheese sperg by saying it’s retarded to make fun of grating your own cheese. Buying it as a block or wedge means you can use it in multiple ways.
I feel the same way about slicing your own bread. I can buy an unsliced loaf of Italian or French bread from the store bakery for less money. Then I can slice it to the thickness that suits my needs. Thicker for French Toast, thinner for sandwiches, and thinner still for DIY melba toast. Mind you, it doesn't stay fresh for as long as the heavily processed loaves, so after a few days of enjoying it fresh we stick it in the freezer. The expression "The best thing since sliced bread" was always lost on me.
 
Is J wearing a seat belt? I know there's been some drama in the past because she wasn't able to. I see a belt coming in from what appears to be the right side/front passenger seat, but that's not connected to her (I think?).

I also see the fart-producing family-size bag of Ruffles-- it's unopened in that photo, so I'm guessing there's more than one bag of chips in that car. Whatever beverage Corissa is holding has 290 calories; you can see the label.
 
Is J wearing a seat belt?
Zooming in to look added in with observing the angle of the belt that's on the center console... nope. Neither is Cori.

Edit: Actually, zoomed in again - Juliana appears to be wearing a seatbelt extender, so it's likely she's got at least a lap belt equivalent going.

Coco is still bereft of belt.
 
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That is if J is still working her salary and work info is public since its in a university.

https://openpayrolls.com/employee/juliana-aprileo-4530
Late AF, but I didn’t see anyone else mentioning that Juliana is probably a terrible secretary. Beyond just being insufferable.

I can guarantee that she only still has a job because it's almost impossible to lose a university job, no matter how badly you perform. Asking for a bidet and to eat all day, then basically forcing them to let her continue to work from home did her no favors.

Look at how much less she's making per year than her coworkers and the national average.
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She's always made terrible money. I will say she's had some really good raises between 2020 and 2023. But for her to still be making less than $40K a year at this stage in her career is shocking.

I don't know if Kansas universities work like the ones in my state, but here raises happen yearly and they're based on your performance reviews, called merit raises and the highest is around the 3% mark. That rate may depend on the department, TBF.

You also are classed as level 1-4 here, moving up a level is a bigger raise, as is moving to a new position in your department. Juliana is maybe a level 2.

2020 seems to be when she started at UK.
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She made more in 2010 than she did 10 years later, but still a whole lot less than the average. You literally made more working fast food around the same time.
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Wtf are they doing with the seat belts? It looks like the front passenger belt and the driver’s belt are buckled together over the center console somehow…? Juliana is most definitely NOT wearing a seatbelt.

Edit: I take that back. She appears to be wearing a seatbelt (?) if you zoom in. It’s black or dark gray. It’s over her “legs” or “lap,”such as they are. So what are all the straps over the center console?! They’re a different color and a bizarre configuration. Can you tell this is driving me crazy lol
 
And according to Kansas' state archives, Juliana made a hair under $41k in FY2024 (1 July 2023 - 30 June 2024)

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Assuming your numbers are on a fiscal year basis too this works out to a roughly $1,700 raise.

Or as she would understand it, a week's worth of snacks before taxes and inflation.
 
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Wtf are they doing with the seat belts? It looks like the front passenger belt and the driver’s belt are buckled together over the center console somehow…? Juliana is most definitely NOT wearing a seatbelt.

Edit: I take that back. She appears to be wearing a seatbelt (?) if you zoom in. It’s black or dark gray. It’s over her “legs” or “lap,”such as they are. So what are all the straps over the center console?! They’re a different color and a bizarre configuration. Can you tell this is driving me crazy lol
It may be a contraption to hold a dog bed in. They’re supposed to go in the back (similar to a child) but then how could Coco be a full blown passenger princess and spread out to nap?
 
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