Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

Nick thinks he would be much better at hosting an AA group; he's very good with interpersonal communication

Can you imagine being talked down, to by this condescending, psuedointellectual prick?

I wouldn't let this fuckstick anywhere near an AA group. He'd use their suffering and brotherhood in sharing that suffering to gossip and ridicule them.

- 1h24m: Nick's problem was really poor work/life balance

Aaaaasnnnnnd there it is folks. Nick is such a lazy useless loser he can't manage a 9 to 5 like the rest of the entire country.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I am putting all my stock in Nothing Ever Happens.

 

[neger psykolog]

I searched but didn't find any reference to this song in this entire 8793 page thread. Maybe if someone had posted it earlier things would've turned out differently.
Grandmaster Flash - White Lines (Don't Do It)

A street kid gets arrested, gonna do some time
He got out three years from now just to commit more crime
A businessman is caught with twenty four kilos
He's out on bail and out of jail
And that's the way it goes, rock

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick thinks he would be much better at hosting an AA group

This fucking guy...

trialstream whinging: everybody doing it alone, no big panels anymore, the magic is gone; some of these guys are just fucking boring and not funny, they should just go on someone else's stream instead; they want the money but they aren't gonna get it

They are getting it. Especially people like Andrea Burkhart and Emily Baker. Nick is bottom of the barrel now.

What he wants is everybody to go on his stream, do the actual lawyer shit, while he cracks inappropriate jokes, and then he keeps all the money.

He can eat shit. Nobody is gonna do that for him ever again. Even Branca and Joe barely seem to want to do it anymore.

If a media company had hired Nick to trialstream, they'd have to pay him $700/h

Delusional.

Gothic Sushi: Nick and Kayla were "certainly not" trying to fuck her

He reads this thread.

 

[Meat Target]

2h12m: Nick is once again "working on building a team" to put out a book. It's non-fiction. It will have wide appeal, "something you can imagine on a shelf at Target or Walmart". He's already found a researcher.

The Kiwi literary commentary and criticism from this will rival and even surpass that of "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" (if Nick's lazy wigger ass ever follows through, which he won't, because he's a cuckolded lazy gay wigger druggie goonclown lying liar who lies).

Maybe he's impotent because he's burned off all his genital nerve endings from his pants constantly bursting into flames.

 

[neger psykolog]

He reads this thread.

All the greats do.

 

[There She Glows]

Nick thinks he would be much better at hosting an AA group; he's very good with interpersonal communication

Lol amazing. I'm pretty sure the first thing you're supposed to do when you participate in AA is admit that you're an addict.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is once again "working on building a team" to put out a book. It's non-fiction. It will have wide appeal, "something you can imagine on a shelf at Target or Walmart". He's already found a researcher.

A nonfiction book on what? How to lose a million on calling people pedophiles? How to humiliate your wife? A legal defence for mirrored YouTube videos?

 

[AltisticRight]

his Kayla

*Our Kayla*.

Most of us have a pretty solid detector for what a lie looks like, and this is exactly it. Too many details, too much… “Oh gee officer when was it exactly? It was in March some time, I’m trying to think… Could have been a Thursday in late March?”

It's simple.
Is his mouth moving without dicks being actively inserted?
You get it.

lol looks like someone struck a nerve. Nick's mad that people can so easily tell when he's lying, so he had to call @Null a gay pedophile.

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Oh, it looks like the socially retarded missed another crash out because of stupid meetings and flights. Feels good to hold down a Normie job. I might be socially retarded but my social cues receptor tells me that no one would say "I really like" in regards to two people, one of which is their significant other.
Why out of all my posts, he chose this one (and previously torswats)? How about explain the following:
1. Why did your daughter test positive for cocaine? Or was it metabolites?
2. How can environmental contamination lead to over 10x cutoff?
3. How does a glove metabolise cocaine contaminants into benzoylecgonine upon contact with your daughter's scalp, despite laboratories needing millions in equipment to correctly synthesise it?
4. How does decontamination cause cocaine to metabolise into hair strands?
5. Assuming 4) does happen, where did the cocaine come from?
6. Assuming 4) happens, how much cocaine was deposited into her hair, and how did that happen?
7. What should the punishment of a child doser be?

Kys rn

 

[Arschersetzer]

hasn't really talked about him at all

How does he even remotely think this is true? Oh wait he answered this for us.

he doesn't even know he's lying because his mind twists reality so much

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Normal honest people do not consider "the other day" to be 3+ months. An honest person would have said "I haven't talked to CGoody in a while."

I think you’re being a bit dramatic by using this to impeach his honesty. It’s a pretty normal reaction to finding out a person you knew died. Especially considering how busy he is with all the drugs, boner pill sex, and neglecting 5 kids.

 

[thebigdream]

Unbreaded will come back

NO ONE, LITERALLY NO ONE wants Unbreaded back. He's reached the Ralphamale career ruination stage of fucking with anyone retarded enough to still be watching him. This shit was funny for all of 5 seconds, but that was years ago and the novelty of "crazy black man" has long worn off, if his viewers even recall this segment at all. If it weren't for Nick I think the internet would have collectively forgotten about the manifesto.

 

[Jomi]

Nick's decrepit hands incicative of his diseases

https://x.com/EnergiiKing/status/1922146915686244442

 

[Sneed Force One]

- trialstream whinging: everybody doing it alone, no big panels anymore, the magic is gone; some of these guys are just fucking boring and not funny, they should just go on someone else's stream instead; they want the money but they aren't gonna get it

I love how Nick criticises people for not getting the bag, and then when they try to chase the bag, they shouldn't bother with the bag because they can't get the bag.

In reality, he doesn't want the competition. Half a hundred streams on Karen Read means donos being spread around, instead of to him.

Fuck your monopolising Nick, and the audience doesn't want your brand of barely informed, dry drunk, faux-flagellation.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

- Aaron is flailing to get attention, that's why Nick "typically" doesn't talk about him

Nick has done nothing else than obsess over his former boyfriend for the past 11 months.
That he thinks he did not talk about him much and has the audacity to say it out loud, says everything anyone needs to know about his mental state.

 

[MeltyTW]

Nick's decrepit hands incicative of his diseases
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What fatty fucking hands, looks like just a clump of fat. Best skip a few meals there nick

he had to call @Null a gay pedophile.

I'd hate to break it to fatty fuckhands nick but the one confirmed to be doing homosexual sex acts with another man and who has endangered children around them is nick. I don't remember Josh showing off messages , in real life to a group of child molesters and pedophiles, of cumming on another man for him to eat his semen. Nick did though

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Nick's decrepit hands incicative of his diseases
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It looks like the hand of a 60 year old woman.

 

[Neetness]

It bothers me that Nick and April talked to the kids about their sex life.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick looks really strung out, the difference between how he looks and how Kayla looked on that one picture is worlds apart.
He is thin, his hair is fatty, he can't stay still for more than 5 seconds, and he is TRYING very hard to do it.

You can see the fidgeting, the eyes darting all over the place, then he tries to rest his head on his hand, but he cannot hold that pose for more than a few seconds, then he has to do something else with his hands. It is really hard to watch. If I was the PO I would be deeply concerned about Nick, whatever meds he is taking, they are not doing what they are supposed to.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

"I'm Nick Rugieta of Rugieta Not-Law, a small dick in central Minnesota. Today I'm going to address the people talking about the bodycam that's been released... they're ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING"

-1h10m: community service; his county sucks, pretty much all manual labor;

I love this for him. But wait I thought he's a tough guy, in great shape, who could kick Aaron's ass? Is manual labour too hard for him? Aww, poor Nick.

- Hackamania/Aaron: He ate my cum, yadda, yadda, yadda,...; Nick didn't have a choice, because someone made things public

Nick, Nick, Nick... you can whine about Aaron talking about what was *his* life too, but he didn't sign an NDA, so whining is all it is. He's allowed to talk about his own private life.

- Aaron is trying to make the polycule sound cheap and gross, which it definitely wasn't

Polycules are ALWAYS cheap and gross.