Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Billy Bong]

That was insane. Enjoy him while we still have him bros. I think when he loses this bundle, we might not see him again for quite a while.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

That was insane. Enjoy him while we still have him bros. I think when he loses this bundle, we might not see him again for quite a while.

No brakes on this train.

 

[neger psykolog]

That was insane. Enjoy him while we still have him bros. I think when he loses this bundle, we might not see him again for quite a while.

What are you talking about? The only high this man is experiencing is the high from Rickey's Famous Hot Sauce.

 

[drachenbarde]

a rolex is what he needs most right now. besides a $20k virtual gun

derrick christmas is about to get a life changing crack order

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Would you rather your child be Andrew Ditch or BossmanJack?

 

[Irregardless]

Whatever happened to AustinGambles though...

 

[Probably An Autist]

No brakes on this train.
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i swear to god if he doesn't get a civic i'm gonna fuckin dude

 

[Cheese Balls]

Bossmanbros, we've never been so back. The level of kino we have been blessed with is truly unimaginable. I bet that faggot Turkey Tom regrets releasing his giant documentary before all the new content.

I have so many ideas for new Bossman memes & song remixes that I have no idea what to make first. DM me if you have any ideas of your own.

Man, I just wish Kees H was still here to experience it. Kees, if you're alive out there, we love ya.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

If he keeps this up and avoids jail, he should easily win Lolcow of the Year.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

If he keeps this up and avoids jail, he should easily win Lolcow of the Year.

You'd think that but the lobby propping up the wet brained lawyer always has an edge.

 

[troonshine]

If he keeps this up and avoids jail, he should easily win Lolcow of the Year.

There is a conspiracy against our boy held up by LOSER burned fans of a certain lawyer who keep stealing LoTY

 

[Blackstar]

It's unfortunate but Rekieta just has a much larger following. Bossman has done really well in the voting though.

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

No brakes on this train.
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i imagine a little cottage industry of microcasinos and macrobets in the future, turtles all the way down, but gambling against nature herself.. where rats place bets against likelihood of the above Actually Happening This Time, the Sure Thing. Of course they always win..

until the time when He keeps his word. and this time, its not just Him who is raised from the diseases of Despair, but all those who believed in Him.

i can dream, i will dream
and some dreams do come true

 

[troonshine]

ohno

 

[Vernon Dozier]

When Bossman wins the casino is fair, and he’s simply a humble man trying to make a beautiful dollar. When the house wins it’s rigged, and they’re greedy as fuck bro!

 

[MadStan]

Threatening to fuck up his Dad on audio in the middle of the night will be so wonderful for his PO to discuss.

There's only one place this guy is heading, and it isn't to his own house, with a new Honda.

 

[Pitckus]

There's only one place this guy is heading, and it isn't to his own house, with a new Honda.

The only one place he’s heading is to your mom’s house, rat.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Various interesting/retarded voice notes:

Spoiler

If you're ever in debt, bossman has advice:

 

[Soup Sammiches]

ohno

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I'll never get tired of Boss talking to us in KK

 

[Shokaract#2]

I hope the parole rat doesn't lockup our boy before he gets to enjoy his winnings.